Rah Rah Rasputin Mother Of The Guillotine

Rah Rah Rasputin Mother of the Guillotine

I heard his dick was twelve inches long

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

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(6/2/2020)

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

Hell yeah, the wild magic table is absurd. There’s stuff like

You summon a unicorn

You cast fireball centered on yourself

Roll a d10. Your age changes by the number you rolled

You instantly grow a long, black beard of feathers. It explodes the next time you sneeze.

Each creature within thirty feet of you becomes invisible

Etc.

okay I might be incredibly late to this particular party but I decided to actually read through the Wild Magic Surge table in full following the most recent TAZ Graduation episode and there’s this:

I have a really complex relationship with religion, but here’s something positive