I Have A Really Complex Relationship With Religion, But Heres Something Positive

I have a really complex relationship with religion, but here’s something positive

Postin here cause it blew the fuck up on twitter

Lyrics by @ajlenoire and @kiwi

Rah Rah Rasputin Mother of the Guillotine

I heard his dick was twelve inches long

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He looks like a centaur without the horse (that was yesterday)

after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins they chose.

The rest of the month’s content is much more entertaining, I promise.