Nobody Move.

Nobody move.

This is how my brain pictures Gerry carrying Michael home.

For context: I think that sometimes keeping a human-looking shape is very exhausting for Michael so it just lets go and becomes a whatever shapeless long thing. Obviously, this also implies the doors and hallways are... Difficult to access. Clearly when you're a limp neverending ribbon-y blanket, it's not easy to turn doorknobs or walk into hallways.

So in comes the beloved, Gerry, who grabs it and drags it home to get some rest.

However, how does one carry a limp neverending ribbon-y blanket? With determination, which is something Gerry has plenty of, luckily. Even when it might look very silly.

MAG 98

I love how Melanie’s plan to assassinate Elias was so basic. Like girl, if he was able to counter god knows how many malevolent entities that probably are after him, did you really think one ibuprofen spiked coffee was going to do it ???

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Cw: Vent

A little reminder that just because my hair is curly and you know my family, that doesn't entitle you to just touch and mess with it without asking me beforehand.

I appreciate that people think my hair is beautiful, but I have a really hard time getting it to defined the way I want it and it's just really frustrating because it always ends up ruining it.

DON'T GET ME WRONG, I'M COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DESTROYED, BUT HEY! I GOT COOL PHOTOS... AT LEAST.

... Fuck i was NOT emotionally prepared for none of this

Finally got the courage to listen to the 200th episode of Tma... Holy fuck.

I was procrastinating for so long because I was afraid of what would happen...

I'm... Happy.

I'm really happy.

Shira Barzilay, A Crazy Night in the Museum, 2022

Life has beaten him so much already that nobody dares to do "call your parents" jokes

love that jon goes through so much shit in the magnus archives that nobody even talks about him being an orphan.