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1 year ago

Gerry: *stimming*

Michael: ...

Gerry: *stopping* Oh, sorry. Heh, didn't even reali—

Michael: Marry me.

Gerry: What?

Michael: *already in a wedding dress and holding a bouquet*

Helen: *playing the Wedding March with a kazoo*

Gertrude: *holding a file of statments as a bible* Gerard Anthony Keay , Do you take Michael Shelley as your lawful spouse, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until The Apocalypse (or I) do you part?

Gerry, somehow in a suit now: WAIT A FUCKING SECOND—

Eric,tearing up and saying in a really high-pitched voice: I'm so proud of you!


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1 year ago

THEY LOOK SO GOOD WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Have A Screenie Of Some Gerry And Micheal Doodles. Saw That Post On The Left And Was Just HIT By The

Have a screenie of some Gerry and Micheal doodles. Saw that post on the left and was just HIT by the urge to draw them, so here are some designs in the works.

[Gerry's face shape is fighting me. Why. Sir just let me consistently draw your face, good heavens.]

I wasn't planning on posting these, so thank @esttillie for the treat!


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1 year ago

Yooooo requests?

May I humbly request a Gerry Micheal style Swap? I feel it would be quite fun

Yooooo Requests?
Yooooo Requests?

AAAAAA FINALLY FINISHED THIS ONE! I wanted to color it properly but its getting late here and i wanted to post it still today :'). Anyways, Doorkeay Style Swap!!


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1 year ago

Michael: Hey, if i got bit in a zombie apocalypse, would you shoot me?...

Gerry: Pretty fucking bold of you to assume i wouldn't side up with the zombies.


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1 year ago
That Transmasc Urge To Give Every Single Eye-touched Character The Most Shiny Green Eyes With Full On

That transmasc urge to give every single eye-touched character the most shiny green eyes with full on cat pupils and a dead-fish stare. Also, a lil uptade on that WIP hehe


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1 year ago

Emofied my profile so i can get a cute spiral partner and commit crimes together with them.


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1 year ago

Doorkeay farm au where when Michael get's angry at Gerry It just gather all the chickens from the chicken coop and put them to sleep with It in bed so that Gerry has to sleep on the couch until he apologizes


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1 year ago

Michael getting his hair done/braided? :)

Michael Getting His Hair Done/braided? :)

Daily Michael Distortion 15 - Poor Gerry trying to tame the spiralling floof that is Michael’s hair


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1 year ago

Nobody move.

This is how my brain pictures Gerry carrying Michael home.

For context: I think that sometimes keeping a human-looking shape is very exhausting for Michael so it just lets go and becomes a whatever shapeless long thing. Obviously, this also implies the doors and hallways are... Difficult to access. Clearly when you're a limp neverending ribbon-y blanket, it's not easy to turn doorknobs or walk into hallways.

So in comes the beloved, Gerry, who grabs it and drags it home to get some rest.

However, how does one carry a limp neverending ribbon-y blanket? With determination, which is something Gerry has plenty of, luckily. Even when it might look very silly.

Nobody Move.

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1 year ago

Can you draw a pice with Gerry and Michael in the distortion’s halls

Please I’m such a fan

Can You Draw A Pice With Gerry And Michael In The Distortions Halls
Can You Draw A Pice With Gerry And Michael In The Distortions Halls

Why have your own liminal space if you can't even use it to kiss your boyfriend who thought you were dead for years?

(THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK!!! Sorry it took me so long to post it :') but here it is!! Hope you like it <33)


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1 year ago

Which option do you find funnier?

Gerard buying this for Michael

Michael buying this for himself

Gertrude buying this for Michael and Gerry as an anniversary gift

Which Option Do You Find Funnier?

OK, OK, LISTEN! Gerry originally he bought this as a joke, just to kinda "look this u haha". But what he DIDN'T expect was that Michael would GENUINELY like it and start USING IT FOR EVERYTHING??? The institution gave up on trying to dress code them at this point.

No regrets tho, they look great.


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1 year ago

I absolutely loved those Gerry headcannons!!! do you have any Michael ones?

OKAY SO, IDK HOW TO FORMAT THIS SO I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE A LIST AND ROLL WITH IT.

'Michael' absolutely adore birds. Especially the ones who are not able to fly. He thinks these are the ones who deserve the most love because the earth has already robbed them of what would rightfully be theirs (the sky) without them even suspecting. They're not even aware of it. 'Michael' sometimes 'cry' (as much as the things that roll out of his eyes can be called 'tears') when he sinks too deep into this thought. (You're welcome, Radium & Percy)

Michael is usually a really patient person when it comes to other people messing up tasks, or just having a hard time doing anything in general, but they can get really frustrated when the same thing happens to him and WILL need some quiet time to process his feelings when it does.

He has blood pressure issues and will faint if he get's up too quickly (projection)

He has a little spiral-sun tattoo on the back of his neck :)

As 'Michael' Distortion, it can change it's form indefinitely, but more often then not it will do it unconsciously when some very strong emotion hits it (like anger, joy, fear or embarrassment)

He really loves the sea and beach-related things. One of his hobbies before being consumed by the distortion was collecting shells that he found in the sand and giving them as jewelry to those he cared about. Gertrude has 2, Gerry has 7... until now.

Michael is a humanitarian activist and used to participate in several NGOs for various social causes and was part of the Greenpeace UK for several years.

Cried several times reading The Song of Achilles and still can't bring himself to read it again even after The Distortion got him.


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1 year ago

—Late night talk Doorkeay 2—

Michael: Hey, Gerry...

Gerry: *almost sleeping* Hmm?

Michael: Would you love me if I was a worm? ...

Gerry: *slowly turning to face him* I would love you in any form. There is no being so repulsive or deadly that you could take into this existence that would prevent my love from growing more and more for you every single day I pass by your side. You are my everything, Michael. My sun and my earth, my sky and my stars. Nothing in the world will change that. Not even if it changes you.

Michael: *tearing up* Oh, love...

Gerry: *smiling now and caressing Michael's cheek* ... What about me?

Michael: *sniffing* Hm?

Gerry: Would you love me if i was a worm?

Michael: *without thinking* I think I would eat you...

Gerry:...

Michael: *Realizing*

Gerry: ...What—

Michael: WHAT—


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11 months ago
Doorkeay/Gerrymichael Coffee Shop Shenanigans + My Silly Brainrot With Gerry Calling Michael "curls"

Doorkeay/Gerrymichael coffee shop shenanigans + my silly brainrot with Gerry calling Michael "curls" like some cliche highschool badboy because I find it cute and no one can stop me RAAAAHHH—

Also, HUGE thanks to @distortionenby for helping me with suggestions for this piece AND for correcting my basic yet terrible english mistakes :') GO CHECK IT OUT

Zoomed in versions:

Doorkeay/Gerrymichael Coffee Shop Shenanigans + My Silly Brainrot With Gerry Calling Michael "curls"
Doorkeay/Gerrymichael Coffee Shop Shenanigans + My Silly Brainrot With Gerry Calling Michael "curls"

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11 months ago

Also, I'd just like to share that this was my reference sheet for this piece—

Also, I'd Just Like To Share That This Was My Reference Sheet For This Piece

And I think it says a lot about me as a person.

Doorkeay/Gerrymichael Coffee Shop Shenanigans + My Silly Brainrot With Gerry Calling Michael "curls"

Doorkeay/Gerrymichael coffee shop shenanigans + my silly brainrot with Gerry calling Michael "curls" like some cliche highschool badboy because I find it cute and no one can stop me RAAAAHHH—

Also, HUGE thanks to @distortionenby for helping me with suggestions for this piece AND for correcting my basic yet terrible english mistakes :') GO CHECK IT OUT

Zoomed in versions:

Doorkeay/Gerrymichael Coffee Shop Shenanigans + My Silly Brainrot With Gerry Calling Michael "curls"
Doorkeay/Gerrymichael Coffee Shop Shenanigans + My Silly Brainrot With Gerry Calling Michael "curls"

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9 months ago
After 84 Years...

After 84 years...


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