May I Please Request Only The Silliest, Most Goofy, Absolutely Inconsequentiallr Ridiculous Headcannon

May I please request only the silliest, most goofy, absolutely inconsequentiallr ridiculous headcannon you have have for TMA characters and/or the universe as a whole

Okay, THIS IS A HARD ONE BECAUSE MOST OF MY HCS ARE BASICALLY JUST SILLY LITTLE QUIRKS I THINK SOME RANDOM CHARACTER HAS, BUT—

Michael eats crayons. Pastels to be more accurate. For no reason at all.

They don't taste different for It. In fact, they don't taste at all because the sense of 'taste' It's something that Michael doesn't understand in the same way in eons of existence.

It likes the colors, but not necessarily in a synesthesic enough way to want to eat them. But It still does. It eats them.

One might think it is to cause discomfort in general public, but it is not.

Except when It is.

The disgust of seeing someone consuming something that was not made for it is certainly a source of disgust for many... But that's not who Michael targets. No... It's not 'disgust' It is looking for.

It's horror. The purest, most grotesque and utterly viceral terror that only one type of being can provide to It...

Traditional artists.

The look on their faces every time Michael does it... All the shine fading from their eyes as they watch 200 pounds worth of quality material just disappearing in front of their eyes when they didn't even get the sensation of carefully peeling the protection plastic...

Oh yes. Just perfect.

.

.

.

Oh, also because It likes the crunchiness if it. Makes It's teeth happy.

[Or, if you wanna be simplistic about it: Michael eats crayons —mostly— to scare traditional artists because there is no greater torment than good material being wasted]

I was possesed by a demon while making this.

Obrigado, eu odiei!

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

my mutual in crime are you okay you haven’t been very active

no pressure to post or anything I’m just. worried

did you get eated by the lonely

did you get Seen

did broski get Watched

BESTIE NOOO!! DW, I'M OKAY!!!

I've just been really busy with school and other projects of mine. I confess that I'm having a little difficulty reconciling Tumblr/Discord with my life, but I'll hopefully be able to be more active in the next few days :D !!!

Also, have my lil boy who i'm working on for my current RPG campaign!