I Dont Have Rizz I Have Big Brown Eyes And A Loving Heart

i don’t have rizz i have big brown eyes and a loving heart

Preach.

I personally think having emoji anons is the coolest and cutest thing ever 🙁 it’s like having little fairies talk to you and you don’t even know who they are

Anon list:

If u wanna be added to the list, js send me a message with your emoji and Pronouns

🎀: she/her

🫧:she/her

🫁:they/him

🫂:she/her

ly guys🤍

What pets I think they’d have

Theodore:

Name: Batman

Has a farting problem.

Is called Batman because he likes to sleep at daytime and jump from shelf to shelf at 4am.

Blaise:

Name: François the second (the first one, jumped out of the window. Blaise is still traumatized and visits his grave every now and then)

His best friend is Cornelius

They tried escaping once.

Lorenzo:

Name: Jeffrey

Survived jumping after François the first, eating rotten berries, missing for whole two weeks, almost eaten by a goat, sneaking into Snape’s office, and is somehow still alive.

Mattheo:

Name: David the magic cheese wizard

Likes to dress up as a wizard, that’s why the name.

Mattheo has an entire wall in his dorm, filled with David’s pictures.

Draco:

Name: Cornelius

Is best friends with François.

Is a distinguished little cook.

They tried escaping once

Regulus:

Name: Lord Bob Voldemort (Bobby)

Has terrorized François and Batman before. It is believed that he is racist and American.

MERICAAAAAAA

What I think they’d wear:

Blaise:

Draco:

Reg:

Mattheo:

Lorenzo:

Theo:

YESSSSSS IT WORKED

Blaise: *yells from his dorm* “MATTHEO!”

Mattheo: *yells back* “WHAT?”

Blaise: “GET YOUR FUCKING RACOON, HE’S BEING CREEPY AGAIN!”