Come On, They Totally Walked Into That One.

Come on, they totally walked into that one.

What if you woke up one morning to your worst selfie painted on your ceiling

My epic fail

Me in my head: What's that spreadable butter called again? Margaret? No..... Marinara?? No,,, oH IT'S MARGARINE!! Me (out loud): Mom, can you get the Margaret out of the fridge?

Lotr is life though. No literally. It autocorrects to "life".

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

*cough* Legolas *cough* Orlando Bloom why didn't you do this *cough*

Let me add one. YOU ABSOLUTE KOALA! YOU INCORRIGIBLE PENGUIN! YOU MOIST BICYCLE! YOU'RE SUCH A SANDWICH! "YOU UNEVEN TABLE!" YOU LOW WIFI SIGNAL! Oh and if you couldn't tell, "one" means like 6.

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud