Why Am I Such A Failure - Tumblr Posts

smflash
11 months ago

I feel like my life is ending, but I'll somehow need to figure out how to live with this.. I need a second chance to do it over again...

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personal why am I such a failure my parents said they'll give me one last chance to try last time and I already messed it up what the heck is wrong with me
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every-cool-name-is-taken
8 years ago

My epic fail

Me in my head: What's that spreadable butter called again? Margaret? No..... Marinara?? No,,, oH IT'S MARGARINE!! Me (out loud): Mom, can you get the Margaret out of the fridge?

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funny text post why what is wrong with me help me why am I such a failure
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every-cool-name-is-taken
7 years ago

Ok so I’m at a Fall Out Boy concert and I was trying to get to my seat. I was in the wrong row, so I tried to step over the chairs behind me to get to the right row. So I stepped into a chair, and the entire row of chairs came crashing down and in (they were folding chairs) and I fell off and kind of into the chair. Everyone was staring, and I figured I might as well post this before someone else does. Can’t wait for my tumblr infamy and my stupidity immortalized.

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stupid story story time text post shitpost meme funny funny story i am stupid clumsy fall out boy concert chairs tumblr im a loser Waiting this is so bad help save me why am I like this why do i do these things im so stupid FRICK why am I such a failure i try to be funny music why chairs you ruined my life and ruined my image
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