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Ugh... the Killer Bunny of Caerbannog killed my fucking intern, Lewis the Grunkling.

going to the polls in november and voting for vanilla extract

Also for those who don't know how all these food and drink rules work, let me explain because they are a little strange, fairly interesting, and not even mormons actually know the whole thing, as demonstrated above. The specific mormon doctrine related to this is called The Word of Wisdom. It has a whole crazy history within the context of the prohibition movement, so it includes a ban on alcohol, but specifically the section forbidding tea only says that "hot drinks" are not allowed. This is quite vague of course, but as far as I'm aware, modern interpretations come to the consensus that it forbids coffee, as in food or drink containing the coffea arabica plant, and tea, as in food or drink containing the camellia sinensis plant. That's not the specific wording but it's the de facto rules as far as I am able to piece together. (De facto obviously being a little less than completely de facto in this case since, as previously mentioned, not everybody actually seems to fully understand tea) All varieties of tea, as far as I know, should be considered forbidden, and both tea and coffee are still forbidden even in decaffeinated varieties. Herbal teas like peppermint, ginger, etc. are things that don't contain the camellia sinensis plant so that's the reason they are okay to drink. (I'm pretty sure this means that herbal coffee is okay as well, such as dandelion root coffee). Even yerba mate is completely allowed, or at least there has never been any comment from leaders about it, this is despite being fairly high in caffeine. You can always tell if somebody went on their proselytizing mission to south america because they are obsessed with the stuff. By contrast, caffeinated sodas/soft drinks are not forbidden. Energy drinks are generally discouraged by most mormons I've met, but there is no official rule about them, to my knowledge. There was a point in time when the church officially forbade coca cola, (though to be fair, part of the period where it was forbidden was while coca cola contained extract of the coca plant, which is used to make cocaine) but it is also often theorized that the lift on the coca cola ban had something to do with the church having invested in the coca cola company. (Do remember that they're basically a corporation of their own with a net worth of over $100 billion.)

Fun fact Mormons generally have no idea that tea varieties like white tea, yellow tea, oolong tea, pu'er tea, are technically forbidden by their church because they pretty much have no idea what tea is. The rule they learn is that "don't drink tea" but then they learn also "oh but not all tea because herbal tea like peppermint or ginger is fine" so, logically, they ask "so which tea are the ones we don't drink" and leaders just say "oh, you know, like black tea or green tea" and don't ever explain it further because most Americans don't actually remember other varieties of tea even though it's all the same plant. I have a tea shop where I live and the owner has said that she's literally had Mormons insist that they were okay to drink the other varieties, just not green or black tea, even after explaining to them that it's all from the same part of the same plant just processed in different ways. I don't know whether or not these people are actually that oblivious I just know that's not technically correct.

This post isn't even one where I criticize the church I just think it's funny. (I mean, I would say this is a consequence of things related to mormon culture sheltering all of it's members from outside culture, but this is just one small thing about the church and that thesis could be (and is) countless video essays of content potentially.)

Fun fact Mormons generally have no idea that tea varieties like white tea, yellow tea, oolong tea, pu'er tea, are technically forbidden by their church because they pretty much have no idea what tea is. The rule they learn is that "don't drink tea" but then they learn also "oh but not all tea because herbal tea like peppermint or ginger is fine" so, logically, they ask "so which tea are the ones we don't drink" and leaders just say "oh, you know, like black tea or green tea" and don't ever explain it further because most Americans don't actually remember other varieties of tea even though it's all the same plant. I have a tea shop where I live and the owner has said that she's literally had Mormons insist that they were okay to drink the other varieties, just not green or black tea, even after explaining to them that it's all from the same part of the same plant just processed in different ways. I don't know whether or not these people are actually that oblivious I just know that's not technically correct.

Fun fact Mormons generally have no idea that tea varieties like white tea, yellow tea, oolong tea, pu'er tea, are technically forbidden by their church because they pretty much have no idea what tea is. The rule they learn is that "don't drink tea" but then they learn also "oh but not all tea because herbal tea like peppermint or ginger is fine" so, logically, they ask "so which tea are the ones we don't drink" and leaders just say "oh, you know, like black tea or green tea" and don't ever explain it further because most Americans don't actually remember other varieties of tea even though it's all the same plant. I have a tea shop where I live and the owner has said that she's literally had Mormons insist that they were okay to drink the other varieties, just not green or black tea, even after explaining to them that it's all from the same part of the same plant just processed in different ways. I don't know whether or not these people are actually that oblivious I just know that's not technically correct.

I mean they kinda have a complicated victory when it comes to English specifically. Old and Middle English they used the word "deer" to mean any animal, kinda like how you might have heard that "apple" meant any fruit. These words both developed a more specific sense, so now the Modern English word "deer" is only talking about one animal and the words "animal" and "fauna" have replaced in the sense that it used to be said. Luckily, "fauna" comes from the Latin word for deer so that's a solid deer W. "Animal" doesn't, though. It comes from a Latin word that means something to the effect of "thing (that) breathes" (also worth mentioning that the Latin language uses the concept of breath in countless metaphorical ways to refer to the concept of spirit (the word "spirit" comes from another Latin word that means breath)

its so awesome that animals are cauld fauna like. deers won. lol

theres something abt those cunty 90s anime men thats so alluring i think it was all the estrogen they were putting in the water

Hahahaha

I met a fellow trying to ask me where to find something at the store I work in. He didn't speak very much English so he said a few things and made gestures to help communicate his message. He held one hand flat with the palm up and with the other hand he set his thumb against the side of his index finger as if to hold a very small thing, then, with that shape of hand and the thumb pointing down from just above the wrist of his other hand which was held flat, he demonstrated a quick movement with higher hand going straight forward, while the lower hand that was being held flat, remained still. As the moving hand went forward, he also simultaneously bent the wrist up so the hand was then pointing upward, all this was done very quick and in one jerking swish. I instantly recognized this as a gesture to mean that his hovercraft was full of eels, a common issue for hovercraft owners, and I thought to direct him to the eel repellant. However, at the very same time, I recognized that it was equally likely that the gesture was a pantomime of one striking a match, that gesture sharing many similarities with what is done to indicate to another that one's hovercraft is full of eels. The case for matches, I concluded, was perhaps more likely, since hovercraft are a somewhat less common feature of everyday life than needing a light. We had no matches, but we had lighters, so I directed him to those. He thanked me, having found what he was looking for. And so, my second guess was right after all.

Just posting this screenshot in case anybody ever wonders where I get this phrase from. Pretty sure this is the original.

I find this very funny because it's not some word where we make it up by smashing two words together, it's literally just a french word.

I wonder what percentage of cishets know what frotting is

I hear ya, sister

I'm like if a girl was a powerful wizard

vampires can crash on my couch if they need I'm pretty cool and you can totally trust me around vampires, especially tall, scary vampire girls with sexy outfits. Just don't turn me into a vampire, I have my own plans for becoming immortal through even more evil methods.

reblog if vampires are valid and your blog is a vampire safe zone

have you tried this with traffic signals? it so fucking funny

Basically ive started imbuing random inanimate objects with souls in order to fuck up the world LOL

I'll send you one I have if I can find it. I'm sure I have a few lying around. It's good to circulate knowledge within the community.

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

I have an idea that involves casting fire ball again, maybe multiple times... However, it might be more trouble than it's worth. Just letting you know.

How do I get out of getting executed for accidentally fireballing a orphanage?

I went to the grand assembly of the wizard council and everybody who heard me mention you looked like they shit their pants a little and asked me "oh fuck, are they here right now?!"

as an anarchist I think crabs everywhere should be a pretty important part of anarchy.

red ghost crab, acrylics on canvasboard mini painting

Usually we're in councils instead, which fucking sucks bc there is no sense of community and everybody is acting like there's supposed to be some kind of decorum while simultaneously never even trying to follow decorum. I try to avoid them in favor of guilds but as a wizard myself, I can confidently say that a lot of us just don't have the prosocial tendencies to be with a lot of people. I do like hanging out with witches bc they are all about community and social connections, but it'd just be really nice to be able to talk about my wizardry studies with four or five other people who can bounce back ideas with me because they have some relevant knowledge while also not casting some penis-exploding spell at me for saying I like to make my homunculi out of whatever grass I have on hand instead of the very specific cultivar of one species of some western European tall grass.

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

lesbians about to cuddle on the couch

"hang on babe,"

she takes two minutes to empty her pockets of her knife, multi-tool, lighters, carabiner, etc.

SHARE PLEASE. we need to STOP WOKE.

this is a poem