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I haven’t seen my gym crush (WOAH A REAL MAN????) in a week now I’m getting separation anxiety 😍😍😍😍

guys I have SO much tea on him when im in the mood to write all that shit down I’ll post it or smthn 😚 not that anyone rlly cares but HEHAHHAHE THE WORLD CAN KNOW

GUYS THE IDV JUNJI ITO CROSSOVER IS COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

BISHOUNEN WILL BE MINE 👹👹👹👹

he looks so scrummy here mmmm husband

Monster (モンスター) // Naoki Urasawa

RAGGHHHHH

THE TRUTH!

green

tenma is such kind loving man. he's the greenest flag ever istg. he treats his partner like a queen like a goodness. he's so sweet and caring. he gives yn kisses and gifts all the damn time

I need recs

Making niche self-indulgent memes is my passion

RAHHH OMG

🗝️ When the last vampire is extinct, who will mourn our passing? Will she? Will anyone?

"Bounty"

Watercolor on cold press paper, 8x10". For @everydayoriginal

Vampire Hunter D 🖤

Prints!

fucking hell my period cramps hurt like shit

GUYS IH MY GOD IM RELAPSING AGAIN. SEVETEEN. SCOUPS. HIS FUCKINB EYEBROWS ARE SO HOTJWMSDNNCNC THE EYEBROW RAISES HAVE GOT ME KICKOIMG MY FEET AND GIGGLING. IM NOT EVEN JOKING GUYS IM DEAD SERIOUS

dead serious

I don’t think I can do this anymore. I’m about to visit the jjk gang because his mf eyebrows and the way he raises them (YES, EYEBROWS??!) have got me BLUSHINNNN

HE HAS ME IN THE BIGGEST CHOKEHOLD EVER MY GOD

also UPDATE FROM LAST TERM!! I PASSED STATS

67 😍😍😍😍 SO HAOPY IDEC THAT UT’S A CREDIT

My other courses made up for that atrocious grade

guys I’m actually devastated I don’t think I’ll ever see my gym crush ever again 😞 I haven’t seen him in so many weeks 💔💔

bro ok ik I was being all jokey-jokey in my last post for my statistics exam but guys I am seriously fucked for it. so I’ve basically secured 40% of my final grade, final exam is 50%. and yes stats is not my strength ok…

um anyways I need to get the remaining 10% from this final exam but I have a feeling that it will be quite difficult bc I think the exam is out of 50 and so I’ll need to rack up at least 5 marks (aiming for 10 just to be safe 😝) to pass. barely.

because um excuse me why tf would I want to repeat this course even though it’s my fault for falling behind and not studying until the very last minute?

im kinda already in gov debt bc of these courses and I DO NOT want to be paying just to repeat this course. even though it’s on me HAHNAHAS

I cannot wait for this shit to be over and done with FUCK.

also chem exam went pretty welll! last question abt nmr fucked me in the ass but otherwise it was chill. much better than last term’s chem exam that’s for sure 💀

got my chem exam today in like 20 mins 😊👊👊

and tmr is the final exam of the year: statistics!!! n guess what? IM COSMICALLY FUCKED FOR IT! I still haven’t learnt the content from the last 5 chapters (400 slides btw 😇) and not a single practice exam question has been attempted!

it’s so over for me but hopefully chem and genetics can carry my marks 😍

GIYS TODAY I HAD THIS MED BALL FOR MY UNI AND OH MY GOD. WHOEVER MADE THE FUCKING PLAYLIST FOR THE ENTRANCE/FIRST HOUR IS THE GOAT. WE HAD RACHMANINOFF PLAYING. SOME CHOPIN. LAMP. YES, FUCKING LAMP. AND THEN THE BEST ONE YET, LETS STAY TOGETHER, WHICH U GUYS SHLD ALREADY KNOW BU JOW THAY IT’S TENMA’S FAV SONG (CANON!!!!!)!!!! K WAS SO HAPPY GUYS U DONT UNDERTAND

Mother

mkay I know I’ve already said this in my most recent reblog but I love the jjk narrator. so much. and the fact that she voiced kushana makes me even happier and love the narrator so much more.

there was a YT video that showed all the other characters that she’s voiced and god. I must have a thing for women that have that deeper, authoritative and slightly cocky//confident female voice because DAYUJMMM it does things to me fr. the power she projects with her voice through these characters (who are usually antagonists) is just so attractive.

JOGO IS LITERALLY ME IN THAT PANEL I WISH GOJO WOULD STRADDLE ME LIKE HE DOD TO JOGOS ARM. IM SO JEALOUS AND OKAY. Let’s talk about it.

so firstly what I would like to address is that your forearm is innervated and assuming jogo has functioning nerves (duhh most likely.. idkk) BRO DEFINITELY FELT THEM BALLS OF STEEL. UGH.

secondly can we talk about the way gojo lowkeey got freaky wit it on jogo’s arm. and the face he makes like okay ik he only opens his mouth slightly but EXCUSE THE FUCK ME. HE LOOKS SO HOT DOING THAT EKEKWKAKAOALDD BRB GONNA WATCH THAT SAVED TIKTOK OF HIM

FUCKING HELL BRO WHAT KIND OF LUCK IS GHIS

UMMM! WHERE ARE MY SAVED EDITS. WHAT THE FUCK IM SEETHING

okay never mind guys I refreshed the app, it was just a stupid glitch thank god otherwise it was gonna b on sight

anyways back to business ya

gojo is so hot like I’m a proud suguru girlie okay (proof: #loyal #my number 1.0) but feral gojo hits so different. ik suguru would be down for a 3some anyways and satosugu real so suguru would agree with me so don’t even worry

ALSO THE 30 SCEONDS OF HIM PANTING LIKE HELLOOOOOO??!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭 so attractive step on me

I swear I appreciate his character too okay but rn hormones going crazy I need to post this worship analysis post whatever

EDIT: URGENT EDIT: I JUST REALSIED THAT THE NARRATOR FOR JJK S2 VOICED KUSHANA FROM NAUSICAA IM OVER THE FUCKIBG MOON I LOVE KUSHANA I ADORE HER OMGOMGOGMFOGMGOGMG YAYAYAYAYn!!!!;!;!(!(!;!,!,!!(!;!:!;

thank you the latest jjk episode for showing us Gojo’s explosive pussy power. What would we even do without it

everything everywhere all at once - suguru geto

contents: vaguely inspired by the movie, fluff & a lil angst, written with fem!reader in mind, au!where hidden inventory arc didn’t happen and geto stayed as a sorcerer.

“y’know, you never did tell me your thoughts on the multiverse.” the low hum of the dryer tumbling fills the abrupt silence that follows your question, sounds of water repeatedly sloshing around with the obnoxious beaming of a flickering light from above.

suguru raises his eyebrow with a smirk already plastered on his face, “i wasn’t aware you were so eager to hear my opinion on the matter.”

the laundromat was lowly lit but provided enough illumination to see the man across from you clad in a black sweatshirt paired with grey sweatpants. his leg crossed the other while leaning against an unused washing machine. despite the poor lighting, his eyes sparkled with a sense of eagerness to hear you speak.

“don’t start that with me, i brought it up earlier and you told me you’d give me an answer later.” you mindlessly swing your legs as you reside on top of a unoccupied dryer, “so you’ve never wondered what another version of yourself could be doing at the moment?”

“i’m content with my life right now so that never crossed my mind but if i had to guess—” he raises a finger towards his chin “—i’d assume alternative-me is at home, peacefully doing laundry, with a not-so-broken machine.” he teasingly flashes his crescent moon eye smile at you.

you scowl, “you think you’re so funny but i promise you’re not.” a comfortable silence soon falls among the two of you, the clamor of machinery and water splashing slowly gets drowned out by your heavy contemplation. you’ve given much thought about alternative dimensions to the point where it evades into your slumber turning your dreams into unforgettable night terrors.

the horrors seep past the nightime leaking into daylight leaving you anxious almost every single day.

“even if you are content with life, doesn’t it bother you not knowing how your life would’ve turned out if you did or didn’t make certain decisions..?”

the seriousness of your tone catches suguru off guard, straighten out his posture to fully turn his body towards you. you’ve obviously got something more perplexed on your mind that you’re trying to sputter out so he engages the conversation.

“if i let it bother me i’d probably go insane.” he chuckles moreso at himself rather than you.

“fair enough, but just tell me … if you weren’t a sorcerer what would you be?” suguru tenderly smiles at your innocent inquiry, it flashes back memories of elementary teachers asking similar questions during the first day as icebreakers. he can’t pinpoint the exact answer he gave to his class as a youngling but it reminded him of his former aspiration if he had managed to escape the jujutsu world.

“i wanted to be a kindergarten teacher, how about you?” unbearable dread ignites your heart from the sentiment of him not being able to achieve such a mellow dream.

to have a ticking time bomb attached to his lifespan the moment he was born into this world was devastating, although he had accepted his fate a long time ago, he reassures you this is the way life works; some are born into fortune while others suffer misfortune before climbing to the top and even then their happiness isn’t promised.

“then i bet in another universe you’re a kindergarten teacher who isn’t forced to swallow curses.” you had playfulness hinted in your tone but suguru couldn’t help but feel a warm pang in his chest that blossomed throughout him. he truly despised his current occupation not even wishing it on his worst enemies, nobody should have to subject themselves to the cruelty he consumes on the daily. if he had the ability to quit, he would, but then who will protect the weak if the strong have fallen?

“as for me, i think being a librarian would be nice; surrounded by ancient books that carry significant history would be my all time safe haven.”

you then tread carefully on your next question, “do you think…we…exist together in different universes?”

suguru ears perk up by this, he proceeds to walk over to the machine you’re sitting on then slot himself between your legs. his large callused hands roam your thighs giving you a sense of comfort you very much needed.

“i believe my love for you transcends across every single universe.” he presses his forehead against yours, lowering his voice to a mere whisper as if the lingering ghosts of the establishment would hear his next proclamation.

“i’m sure in another universe we just do laundry and taxes together… no heavy responsibilities, no curse spirits, just us.”

reblogs & feedback is extremely appreciated !! <3

UGLY CRYING

Quick doodles before I evaporate.

GOD FUCKINV DAMN IM OFFICIALLY RELAPSING.

GUVE ME GETO SUGURU RN I MEED HIM SO BAD.

geto suguru has a HUGE breeding kink and I’m not elaborating further

OH NO.. MY JJK PHASE IS COMINB BACK

I need suguru so bad