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1 year ago

YALL I HAVE A MAJOR UPDATE!!

[ imma make code names for each guy because i can already tell im going to be updating this drama and so i dont have to keep saying guy 1 and guy 2. so guy 1 shall now be known as ferret, and guy 2 shall now be known as tomato. (don’t judge the code names they have a reason behind them 😭) ]

so last night, i went to my stepdad’s friends 50th birthday party, and ferret came with me. it was abt an hour drive from my house, so he got dropped at mine before we drove to the party. keep in mind that me and ferret (16) were the youngest at the party and everyone else was in their 40s-50s and their kids were in their 20s roughly.

so we had broken away from everyone basically the moment we got there to feed the horses and ponies on the property, for some fun since we weren’t really going to be hanging out with all the daggy dads and such.

abt an hour or two in, i asked ferret to sneak me a beer bcuz yolo 🤪, and i drank it as we sat in the paddock, then we went inside and put up harry potter on the tv.

maybe 10 mins in he goes “i have an idea” and im like “what is it?” n then he grabs my hand n leads me to the bathroom (i bet u can tell me where this is going) and i kinda got fingered 🤠

and we left the party abt 15 minutes after that, where he fell asleep on me in the car.

and i was supposed to see tomato today, but turns out he couldnt go out.

im still genuinely trying to decide who i want, this whole situation feels like a fucking wattpad story, and it is genuinely happening, like this is a real situation so please keep that in mind.

(pls no hate, im posting these to vent and that you guys find some sort of entertainment from this fucked up shit 🙏)

anyways, wherever you are, have a great day!

love ya girlies

xoxo Tay

YALL I HAVE A MAJOR UPDATE!!

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1 year ago

sum “dont jump” -tokio hotel

from when i first started:)

if ur practicing guitar, dont give up!!!! all great artists start somewhere:))


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1 year ago

RAWR RAWR ARF ARF ARF BARK ABRK BARK BARK BARK

fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me please I’ll do anything.

(I’m so insane over him that it isn’t funny)

not my video creds to rk4ulitzz


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1 year ago

YALLLLL OMGGG

WE HAVE A NEW GERMAN EXCHANGE STUDENT AT SKL

N LIKE HE WAS SPEAKING GERMAN TO IMPRESS ALL THE CHICKS BUT HE WAS SAYING SHIT LIKE “du riechst nach scheiße” (you smell like shit) and “du hast skid spuren in deiner unterwäsche” (you have skid marks in your underwear) [idek abt that one 😭]

AND THEN HE LOOKS AT ME N GOES “ich will deine titten ficken” (i want to fuck your tits) AND I TURNED AROUND N SAID “entschuldigung was willst du tun?“ (excuse me? what do you want to do?) AND THE WAY HIS FACE WENT WHITE AS A MOTHERFUCKIN GHOST 😭😭😭

HE JUST STARTED HYPERVENTILATING IT WAS SO FUNNY


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1 year ago

poor bill tho

Love the fact that they keep giving him flowers


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1 year ago

HELLO TO ALL YOU SEXY WHORES‼️‼️

HELLO TO ALL YOU SEXY WHORES

im tay!

i post about random crap, tokio hotel related stuff, the occasional fanfic (when i feel like it :p)

im from australia, WA to be more specific.

i enjoy music, i currently am studying a cert 3 in music production!!

i make jewellery, like woven bracelets and beaded things!

i also have an edit account on tiktok you can find here!

comments and reposts are appreciated but not necessary!!

PLEASE feel free to send in asks and SPAM MY INBOX 🙏🙏

i wanna get to know all the sexy hoes lookin thru my blog 😘

i hope you have a good day/night, where ever you are! stay safe and stay sexy!

xoxo- tay‼️


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1 year ago

mood


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1 year ago

YALL GO CHECK OUT MY EDIT ACCOUT ON TIKTOK!!!! (pls ill legit sell u my soul if u do) :3

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YALL GO CHECK OUT MY EDIT ACCOUT ON TIKTOK!!!! (pls Ill Legit Sell U My Soul If U Do) :3

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1 year ago

Fun MHA fact: Horikoshi said that Monoma gets too competitive sometimes that he'll walk to the Class A dormitories and just bully them for awhile and leave


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2 years ago

Reasons why Sakaguchi Ango is the funniest character is bsd:

1. Bro betrayed every single organization under the sun. You'll find at least one person who got betrayed by him on every street of Yokohama.

2. Managed to anger not one, but both of double black and it still alive. Insane.

3. "I can't do this work anymore. I'm going to quit." Continues to do the said work. Doesn't quit.

4. This panel

Reasons Why Sakaguchi Ango Is The Funniest Character Is Bsd:

5. Probably mixes vodka with caffeine

6. I don't think he sleeps either

7. Knows Chuuya hates him. Is lowkey terrified of Chuuya. Also him when Chuuya is within sight: Beautiful. Stunning. Gorgeous. Show stopping. Powerful. Magnificent.


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1 year ago

YOOO JUST DID A SPREAD IN MY NEW SKETCH BOOK‼️‼️

YOOO JUST DID A SPREAD IN MY NEW SKETCH BOOK
YOOO JUST DID A SPREAD IN MY NEW SKETCH BOOK

If it looks familiar it's bc it's POU!!

YA'LL REMEMBER THAT GAME?? SHIT WAS BANGER AS A KID FRFR

Anyways, here's what mine actually looked like (before I humanized him)

YOOO JUST DID A SPREAD IN MY NEW SKETCH BOOK

Also for the nosey bitches out there...

YOOO JUST DID A SPREAD IN MY NEW SKETCH BOOK

BAMM!! It's my new sketch book:3

And yes that is me and emo Master Shake on the cover 😭😭


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1 year ago

YOOO FINISHED DRAWING ARE BOY SOUL EATER‼️‼️

YOOO FINISHED DRAWING ARE BOY SOUL EATER

So what do we think guys?:D


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