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Guidelines (when Requesting For Fics):
Guidelines (when requesting for fics):
DO NOT ask for smut for REAL people! I feel extremely uncomfortable writing smuts for real, alive, living, breathing humans.
I have no problem writing smut for fictional characters, so you can ask for those ones!
I have no problems writing swf fics for the groups i stan or anime characters.
When it comes to smuts, anything is fine, dubcon, non con or stalker or whatever.
If i feel uncomfortable writing a fic, i will address it, so dont worry.
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for now this is it, as said before, this will be updated whenever i feel the need to do so
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Paring: seungcheol x you
Requested: no
Release date: 24-04-24
Genre: mafia au, reverse of getting kidnaped by the mafia boss, fluff, e2l, crack, assistant au
Warning(s): mention of abduction, guns?
summary: It was not supposed to be like this, it was a meticulous plan perfectly curated by you, Jun and Seokmin. You were supposed to go get the man who was the future heir of the Kim Corps named Mingyu, you ever had a pic of his. Most importantly it was definitely not supposed to be the man who now sits in your basement claiming that he is the leader of the mafia organisation you three work for.
words: 342
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disclaimer: this is not the exact representation of the subjects in real life. I just use them for my inspiration.
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“So, you are telling me these three, these newbies who literally didn’t have any good job for them to gain experience drugged your ass and took you to god knows where, and you couldn’t even put up a good fight?!”
Jeonghan exclaims looking at the seated, nervous and scared faces of the three of you from Seungcheol’s office’s glass.
“Apparently not”, the older man sighs.
“My friend are you sure you are a real mafia? Because in the light of the current happenings I am starting to question your integrity a lot.”
Jeonghan says as he barks out a laugh, taking pleasure at his friends’ humiliation.
The bitch continues to make fun of the older man.
“Or maybe you were too immersed in staring at the pretty lady to notice that you were getting kidnapped”.
“I just thought I was getting mugged, so I didn’t fight hard enough, who knew I would be kidnapped instead.”
Seungcheol grumbles pouting a bit.
“Which is even worse, because you are telling me you would have let people just mug you for no reason when you are one of the most influential people underground!” now Jeonghan did look pretty concerned about the statement his superior just spewed and he does indeed have a hard time accepting it.
“Ahh! Just get over with it and let me go and make sure the three of them face the appropriate consequences for not only abducting me, but also trying to abduct my friend”, Seungcheol barks out while walking out, thoroughly humiliated and annoyed that his junior was having fun at his expense.
So Jeonghan does what he is good at. Right after his superior leaves, he strides towards the group and says, “so because the boss has instructed me to do something with you three which will stop you guys from going off the hook, I’m going to assign you some jobs in the organisation because I can.”
Now, anyone even vaguely familiar with Jeonghan would recognize the expression he wore just before chaos ensued, but contrary to popular belief, Jeonghan is actually quite amiable—at least, that's what he believes, and that's what matters, right?
He continued, “Junhui, you’ll be overseeing the artillery division our deputy head Chan will ensure you are well informed about your job. You’ll meet him tomorrow. As for Seokmin,” he paused, a sly smile crossing his face, which made Seokmin visibly nervous, “you, my friend, will be our esteemed boss's driver. Lastly, y/n, you'll be his assistant. You'll meet Chan tomorrow too; he'll explain the workings of your new role.”
Normally, in any ordinary conversation, you wouldn't dare ask inappropriate questions, but the circumstances were far from normal, so you proceeded with the most audacious question you could muster: “Why did Chan leave his previous post?”
Jeonghan politely responded, “He left because the job didn’t suit him, so we shifted him to the artillery department as a deputy head.”
Unspoken was the fact that Chan had been worn down by the boss's relentless bullying, quietly requesting a transfer for at least three years before Jeonghan finally relented. Since then, the turnover of assistants had been alarmingly high. Jeonghan desperately hoped you would stick around. Moreover, if either you or Seungcheol objected to this arrangement, he had enough leverage to ensure you both compile.
Enough dirt to keep both of you in line.
The jeonghan angst fic is so KEJAKEJSJSMDHJSBEKDHNSMEVDJKDMWBDUDINDKRHHCKDKE IF NXKWIRJDKWKRHBXMSKWHDHDNKWKEHDNSNDNDJ
Also reverse mafia fic sounds so fresh! So excited for it! I love your brain mwaaah
awww im happy u liked, i was soo excited by the idea of writing a bet au fic, cuz i dont see it often in this platform at all.
well you see i had extreme fun while writing it so its all cool!!
as for the coups fic i remember seeing those prompts somewhere and was like imma make a fic out of this and who else fits the mafia theme better than our scoups✨✨✨
anyways thanks again for reading the fic!!


OMG do I love the reactions yes but the rage from @lleercy uffffffffffff.... Like yes I wanna get banned for writing angst, but like whos gonna do it tho 👀*evil laughs*
Plus like yes seungcheol is an asshole, I hated him in this fic. I feel like I have personal vendetta against tht guy for no reason 😭(maybe cuz he looks too good and is not mine 😭)
And @minhui896 I needed to make jeonghan regret about playing with yn's feelings, cuz it won't be fun or else
Plus thank u both for the insights 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tell me why it's called a mountain chicken while looking like this 👀👀👀.
Like excuse me what were the biologist thinking !!!!
🗣️🗣️WRITERS AND FUTURE WRITERS, PLEASE LISTEN UP❗️❗️
i saw a few tiktok videos that was very concerning to me and i decided to share some of the knowledge i got because as a community of people who freely write things about characters, we need to protect our work. i have sadly forgotten the name of the tiktok users but if you guys scroll upon it, please let me know so i can properly credit the people.
GOOGLE DOCS IS NOT SAFE❗️apparently google created this AI that allows them to see your google docs documents, fics, works, whatever is in there, let an actual human read it and have it used in an AI without crediting the original writer. so if you use google docs, please watch out for any suspicious new buttons or notifications asking you about allowing access to your documents
thank you to @lighteez for suggesting “reedsy” as an alternative option
thank you to @braingoaaaaaah for suggesting “click up” as an alternative option
thank you to @koungacris for suggesting “LibreOffice” as an alternative option
THEY GOT THE AO3 WRITERS AS WELL❗️apparently some thieves i am NOT calling them people because who with moral compass would do this shit? are copying, pasting and printing out popular fanfictions on AO3, binding them, turning them into actual books and selling them on places like Etsy WITHOUT crediting the original authors. which is why we can’t find some certain popular fics or authors on AO3 (credit to tiktok user sakuradarling)
TUMBLR IS SELLING OUR WORK/PROMPTS TO THIRD PARTY WITHOUT CONSENT❗️i think i came across a post or two about it. i think my mutual @livelaughlovesubs has reblogged a post about it. check it out and turn on a switch on your blog settings that prevent this. stay safe and protect your works writers
spread the word everyone, because… genuinely what the fuck?