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Hxh Random Headcanon Time!
Hxh Random Headcanon Time!
I don't know why, but I feel like Cheetu would casually grab, jiggle and play with your breasts while y'all are cuddling. Also when you're falling asleep you'll just randomly feel him groping your boobs. It isn't always sexual, he just likes playing with your boobs.

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Can I please request meleoron x female reader where they meet during chimera ant arc?
Yeeeees
Sorry for any spelling mistakes, it's 3 Am I'll fix them later.
There will be a warning before nsfw 🔞
Well shit. There went your last hope of finding Knuckle and Shoot. Your map had just fallen into a river, and your phone died an hour ago. Not only that, but you didn't have the survival skills of some hunters, you didn't know wich way was north, much less were your friends were. And you couldn't exactly call out to them either.
You knew of the dangerous chimera ants that lurked in the NGL. It was why you'd been called here.
You knew making too much noise could easily alert any of the man eating ants. But as luck would have it, nightfall was fast approaching.
Juuust great.
You continued walking, leaving your hopes of finding your friends behind. Now you had to focus on surviving the night. At least you had nen on your side, you may not have been the best user out there, but you were pretty skilled if you did say so yourself.
Still, you were cautious, using ten as a precaution.
You walked on, into the densely wooded forest, leaves and twigs crunching ever so lightly as you fox stepped your way through the grass. Trying to take your mind off of your growing worry, you paid attention to the woods around you.
Looking at mushrooms, interesting trees, and listening to the evening sounds of the forest. You breathed in the fresh clean air, unpolluted by modern society.
Something darted out of your peripheral. Something green, and long. You flung your head around, only to see nothing, just a tree stump and some moss.
Had your mind been playing tricks on you? Maybe, either way, you remained on high alert. You couldn't use zetsu now, if someone was there, they'd notice the lack of aura for certain! And then they'd know you knew that they were there, they might attack you if you did that.
So, you took a deep breathe, and tensely continued on. Now far more alert and paranoid than before.
A loud thud behind you caused you to let out a frightened squeak, one you'd laugh at if you didn't think you were going to be eaten.
Now, your fight or flight kicking in, you chose flight, running straight, dodging trees and roots, hopping over shrubbery and ducking under branches. It was a paranoid instinct to run, adrenaline hitting you like a semi truck.
And as you continues running and ducking and jumping, you realized that even if you hadn't ran, you weren't ready in that moment for a fight. So running, while it felt weak and pitiful, really was the best option.
You were drained from hicking through the forest all day, barely having moment to sit, and after this adrenaline rush, you certainly wouldn't have the strength to put up a fight.
You panted as you continued your escape, heavy breathing and the rustling of leaves sounded behind you. Thinking on your feet, you made a quick turn, ducking under an overhang, some shrubs sitting in front of it. The perfect place to hide.
You crawled as quickly and quietly as you could behind the foliage and under the overhang of dirt and tree roots, catching your breath while you could.
You listened carefully as the heavy footfalls that had previously been behind you, slowed and came to a halt just above you. You clasped a hand over your mouth, heart beating out of your chest.
To your horror, something slowly creeped once again into your peripheral vision, again, long and green. Getting the guts to turn your head an look once more you spotted a tail. You held back a gasp, your hands shaking.
Next a pair of legs swung over the edge of the dirt hill, dangling off the edge before jumping down. A chimera ant. He looked similar to a chameleon, the tail, the hands, the feet, and covered himself in matching grey sweatshirt and pants, he had messy ginger hair and a goatee.
He looked at you and waved as you backed away further into your hiding spot. Desperately trying to distance yourself from the man.
"W-wait! Please don't run! I-I'm good I swear! I'm not looking for a fight!" He put his hands up, showing he meant no harm. Still, you were suspicious. Not to mention high on adrenaline.
"Why the hell should I trust you after you chased me!"
The man let out a defeated sigh, putting his hands in his pockets and looking at the ground with a depressed expression.
"Look, I know it seems like I'm the bad guy, but I'm not, listen, I saw you dop your map earlier, and you started heading in the wrong direction, lots of actually dangerous ants are around here and I didn't want you heading that way." He was a very animated person when talking.
He was telling the truth. You really didn't have any proof, but your gut feeling told you it would be alright. Your gut feelings were deadly accurate.
You let out the breath you'd been holding, calming yourself, you slowly approached, not leaving your hiding place, but not cowering in the corner like a fool.
"Who are you?" He looked a little taken aback, he hadn't expected you to stick around. He paused for a moment in his shock before answering.
"My name is Meleoron, uh, and you?"
"Y/n"
You both chatted semi awkwardly, Meleoron had sat down beside you now, his tail swishes slowly as you talked, almost as though it had a mind of its own.
Your conversation became easier and felt more casual and relaxed as time passed. A couple hours had passed when you decided to ask something.
"What were you doing in that area earlier? When you saw me drop my map?"
He practically choked for a second before stutter and saying "N-nothing! I was, I was just passing through was all! Really!" He had a nervous laugh, his body language overly animated. He was clearly lying. You cocked an eyebrow at him, he wasn't fooling you.
Seeing your unamused expression, he stuttered out something a bit shocking.
"I uh, I, I saw you earlier and I thought you were really cute so I followed you ok! Oh great, I sound like a complete freak!" He made some embarrassed groans and tried to look away.
He followed you because he had some feelings for you? You blushed, taking a moment to process this new information. In the past couple of hours, you had developed some feelings for him too.
You turned and faced him, sitting on your knees, he was still facing away from you, too embarrassed to meet your gaze or notice what you were doing.
You carefully placed a hand on his cheek and turned his face towards yours. You moved your hands to his shoulders and pressed your lips to his. Your lips delicate and soft, reflected in the kiss, shy, short and sweet.
You pulled away a moment later, now your turn to blush. Meleoron sat there absolutely dumbfounded, his hand reaching for his lips.
"I think you're cute too." You said shyly.
🔞NSFW🔞
"Me?! Shouldn't you be into a human guy?! Not a suspicious looking monste-" You cut him off with another kiss, he melted into this kiss, his hands moving to your waist, you griped the sleeves of his sweatshirt, hanging onto him.
His hands traveled under your shirt and up your back, your arms wrapped around his neck as he slowly pushed you down onto the ground. You moaned when he pushed your shirt up and started massaging your breasts, squeezing lightly and tracing all around and up and down them, and playing with your nipples.
You both separated from the kiss for only a moment, for a second of visual consent from both parties. As soon as consent was established, he dipped his head back down to kiss you again.
Your heart fluttered with excitement as moved one hand under your skirt and into your panties. Tracing your inner thighs and without missing a beat, moved to tracing your vulva, large fingers moving delicately across the sensitive zone.
You moaned quietly as his thumb circled your clitoris, experimenting to see what you liked best. Once he'd found the right motion, he slowly inserted one of his digits into your sensitive vag. He pushed his large finger in slowly, pushing in and pulling out little by little until you were stretched and wet enough.
(People who have partners with vaginas, please do this, just shoving your finger in there isn't comfortable for the vagina haver. It's okay to prepare your partner!!!)
The movement on your clit slowed and gradually stopped as he began curling his finger inside you, his fingertip dragging perfectly on your walls, and hitting the spot to make you instantly more lubricated.
You moaned, gasped and writhed beneath him, your breasts and pert nipples on display for him.
After you had gotten used to his first finger, he slowly added another, doing the same, pushing in and out slowly and little by little until both digits were in you.
A voiceless and shaky cry of pleasure escaped your lips. His fingers pumped in and out of you, occasionally scissoring you open a bit and stretching you for the main event.
He removed his digits and you both flipped around, you on top of him now, straddling his waist, you tossed your remaining clothes to the side and pulled his sweats down partway. His erection visible through the fabric of his boxers. Sliding them down, you wrapped your hand around it, his precum enough lubrication to slide your hand up and down his length with ease.
Quiet groans came from him as you did. You took note of how his member curved upwards, and of how good it would feel, rocking against your g spot.
His length now fully erect, you positioned his tip at your entrance. Slowly, you pushed down onto his length, the tip fully in, you slowly moved your hips up and down, once comfortable, you slid down the rest of his shaft. You both let out a moan as he bottomed out inside of you, his tip kissing your cervix.
His hands wandered to your hips and across your chest as you stretch to accommodate his length. Once you slowly began bouncing your hips, he rested his hands on your waist, helping you now that you'd adjusted, his hips bucking to meet yours whenever you came back down, causing his tip to push ever so perfectly into your cervix.
With each thrust, it stimulated your clit, giving you one hell of a high. His thrusts were deep, pulling part of the tip out before fully immersing himself back inside of you. It didn't take long for his tip to start hitting your g spot, making you gasp and your back arch.
Noticing this, he kept hitting that spot, a little harder now, you gripped his arms, a moaning, twitching mess. Your keens becoming louder, gasps more frequent as he abused the sensitive spot in you.
A tingling and strong spasming from your vag to the rest of your body overwhelmed you, your orgasm rushing through you. Meleoron's continued his thrusting, fucking you through your orgasm. When you had come down from your high, he began thrusting faster, wanting now for his release.
It didn't take long for him to finish, he brought your hips together one final time before stilling, a warm and sticky liquid spilling into you, and out of you once he removed his shaft from you.
You both collapsed, exhausted from the passionate intimacy you both had just shared.
(Fyi, it can actually be uncomfortable or painful for most gals to have anything pressing on their cervix. It's not something many vahina havers enjoy. Please keep that in mind!)
Hxh Random Headcanon Time. Ok, I couldn't find Cheetu's canon height anywhere, so me being me, compared images of him with characters we know the height of. And listen I knew he was tall, so I was expecting something like 6'5 or 6'6. No. Not even close. Cheetu is approximately. SEVEN FOOT EIGHT. 7'8. THE FUCK. He could rip you in half. Not walking the next day? Nah, how about not walking again ever. You in a wheelchair now. I also did the math on his dick size, and it wasn't easy! Ight. The average dick, is about 5 to 6 inches, around 6 when erect. The average human face is about 8-9 inches long. If you subtract around two inches from the face that is the average dick. Cheetu's face is about 12 inches long. So if you subtract 2 from 12, you get 10. So according to proportion, his dick is about 10 inches or more. And average girth is about 5 inches, so I would guesstimate that his girth is around 8-9 inches. So just to circle back, he has a 10 inch long 9 inch around dick, Possibly bigger. Bruh. That's nothing to fucking sneeze at! That's 6 inches bigger than a woman's vagina! Jesus!

I would recommend turning on anonymous asks because some people are too shy to ask! That's why so many people get anonymous asks. Hope you're doing well 😊
Thanks for letting me know! I thought I had them on automatically but I stand corrected! I have fixed this so that people can ask anonymously now!
ANONS, GIVE ME ALL THE ASKS YOU’VE GOT!

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