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Hi! I'd like to order a classic donut! and I'd like mine to have a caramel filling you can choose the topping I don't mind! and I'd like them to be wrapped pls! thank you!

(ok for the matchup here's a few things about myself!)

Physical appearance:

I have scars/strechmarks on my lower body I have beauty marks on my cheek and neck my body is short/pudgy my eyes are dark brown and almond shaped my eyebrows are bushy and one has a slit with a scar and I have tattoos with Arabic symbols on my chest and constellations all over my back and I have black henna all over my hands/fingers and forearm

Fashion style:

My fashion sense changes all the time from alt/goth to girly/preppy to hippie/artsy I also love wearing my traditional Arab clothing but my usual looks consist of lots of jewelery/nose rings skirts and lots of hair accessories

what's important to me is for others to respect my mental illness and disabilities my culture and most importantly my identity

Personality:

intelligent/curious/sassy/funny/generous/confident/ambivert/sensitive/lazy/reckless/fashionable/flamboyant/talkative/kind/empathetic/wise/forgetful/clumsy/dramatic

Hobbies:

drawing/writing/reading/cooking/baking/shopping/watching anime or animation

What I look for in a guy:

someone who's different from me I like the whole opposite attract enemise to lovers bit a rival maybe? he says he hates me but obviously likes me Lol I always like a challenge 😉

Career path is undecided but it's definitely has to do with art or writing

Extra mentions! I'm a cancer my mbti is intp and my Hogwarts house is griffyndor!

Order Up!

You made your way across the street, breath visible in the air from the cold. You can see the cafe just ahead of you, the large windows allowing a glimpse at the other people inside. Coats draped over their chairs enjoying the warmth as they sip their coffee. You sighed slightly seeing everyone was there with someone. There was no one sitting alone at one of the empty tables for two, looking up and down from their phone and scanning the cafe.

You were the first one to arrive, so the person checking their phone and looking about anxiously would have to be you. You huffed lightly as you pushed the weighted door to the establishment open. Finding an empty table near the window you set your coat on one of the chairs and walked to the counter hoping to find something to enjoy while you waited on your date.

After ordering your drink you stood waiting, eyeing the door each time it opened and the bells on it chimed. Each time it was a different couple. Before you could turn your head at the bells again your name is called by the barista and you grab your drink from them, giving a 'thank you' as you do. You then feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a friendly "Hey!"

Turning around you see a man with pink hair, a yellow scarf, and a red top.

"Couldn't help overhearing, you're Y/N right? Name's Pokkle!" He held his hand out to shake and you giggled a bit.

"Yep, that's me! Nice to meet you Pokkle!" You shooke his hand and you both laughed a little.

"Sorry, don't know if you're supposed to shake hands on a first date or not." He laughed awkwardly and scratched the back of his head.

You both went to your table and he set his things down before getting a drink at the counter. He came back with the cup and sat down across from you.

"So, Y/N, what do you like to do?" He took a swig of his drink but teared up a bit as he burned his tongue.

"I'm into drawing, baking, and reading, but I like watching anime too." He nodded and smiled.

"So, you're a pretty creative person, nice! What do you like to draw?" He leaned one of his arms on the table as he listened. As you talked about the things you drew he took a sip of his drink, this time a lot more careful not to burn his tongue.

"But yeah, that's what I draw for the most part. What do you like to do? Do you draw too?"

"Pshh, not that well. I'm working on it though. I'm a magical beast hunter, I have to be good at sketches, especially of animals. They aren't great right now, but I've made some progress on them. Wanna see?" He made a grab for his messenger bag.

"Oh, I'd love too!" You leaned closer enthusiastic to see what he was able to draw. He dug around for a minute in his bage before pulling out a few papers.

"Most of em aren't magical beasts, I'm practicing drawing some more regular animals for anatomy. But these two are actual magical beasts." He pointed at two of the drawings.

"Oh my god these are so cool!" The drawings were not nearly as bad as he had made them out to be. They were done quite well and were even shaded quite realistically. "I don't know why you talk down about them, they're very pretty."

Pokkle blushed briefly and looked away. "Well, uh, anyways, do you like animals?"

You two continued talking about your hobbies and interests, you'd occasionally look back at the drawings and admire them. After pressing further he told you that one of the two drawings was of a more common magical beast found in woodland areas. They're pretty cute and they're herbivores so a lot of magical beast hunters practice drawing them since they sit still for hours.

The other one was an aquatic magical beast. Apparently the first one he'd found on his own but it was already a known one. You showed him some of the art you had made on your phone and you helped critique each other. Where to rework anatomy, how to fix the pose so it had more flow.

"Hey have you seen Harry Potter by any chance?"

"Yea I have! You?"

"Yep! Watched all of the movies twice." He had a very proud look on his face as he said that.

"I've read all the books. Don't get me wrong the movies were great, but the books had a lot of stuff that got cut out."

"Yeah, that's true, I've only read the first two but I did see the difference."

"Oh! What house are you?"

"I'm gryffindor I think, I took that quiz a while ago so it might have actually been hufflepuff."

"No kidding! I'm a gryffindor too!"

Harry Potter stayed the topic of conversation for a good while, just until both of your drinks now sat empty, foam staining the sides of the cups. You played with your cup's handle, fidgeting while you talked.

Pokkle eventually took notice of your hand fidgeting with the cup handle.

"Hey, sick tattoo!"

"Oh, thanks! It's a henna tattoo, I've got it on my other arm too." You held out both your arms so he could look at your tattoos better.

"They're beautiful, the detail is crazy! Do you have any other tattoos?" He looked from your arms to meet your gaze again.

"Yeah! I've got a couple more!" You showed him a some of your other tattoos, talking about where you had gotten them and what they meant for you. Pokkle thought they were all so beautiful.

"Do you have any tattoos?"

"Nah, not yet. I've been thinkin about getting one but I'm not sure what I want yet. I want it to be something important to me."

"What about a magical beast? You can draw them really well so you could even draw the tattoo yourself."

"Maybe, if I do get one though I'd probably want to get a tattoo of one that I discovered."

Both of you enjoyed your time, talking on and on as the hours ticked by. You'd both refilled your drinks a couple of times now. Pokkle never failing to burn his tongue trying to drink his too soon. Eventually you both had to leave as the shop was closing soon. Customers left and employees started stacking the chairs on the tables.

It wasn't quite as loud anymore, no more conversations from other tables drowning you or Pokkle out. Now the only others were people working or on their laptops.

Neither of you really wanted to leave, you enjoyed talking so much and there was still so much to discuss. But you still both had to head out for the time.

You both stood just at the door, finishing your conversation.

"This was awesome, I loved meeting you!" He said, his voice not as loud with no other patrons to speak over anymore. He had a very nice voice.

"I loved meeting you too, I'd love to do this again sometime!"

"For sure! Text me sometime, I'd love to hear from you again!"

"Will do!" You smiled and gave him a kiss on the cheek before walking off in your direction, waving goodbye to him for now.

He stood there with a big smile waving to you too before turning around and walking off as well. About 2 minutes later you felt your phone buzz. Opening it you found a new text from Pokkle.

"😚"

I am so sorry this ask took so long, I normally don't write things this long but wanted to challenge myself! Hopefully you liked this! I covered as much stuff as I possibly could!

This wasn't requested, I just really wanted to write a comfort thing cause I was feeling down and wanted some love from Hanzo.

Trigger Warnings: angst/crying/comfort/self harm but no blood (scratching/nails digging in skin)

3 hours had gone by. For all of them you'd been tangled in the blankets, curled up on your bed. Tears would periodically stream down your face as your thoughts would go from wandering to spiraling, leaving your cheeks cold where the tears would dry. You felt so scared, angry, worthless, disgusting. You tried so hard not to cry. You hated how you looked when you cried. Hair a mess now, pillow stained by your eyes, you just knew you looked like a wreck. Why did you have to look that way. Why couldn't you be like those people that cried beautifully. Hair neat, a pretty trickle of tears on their cheeks.

Why couldn't you do anything right? It was as though any time you tried life would come and destroy it. And oh how you tried. But dis you? Was it really enough? Or were you only saying it to make excuses like they'd said. You were just lazy. Didn't matter if you worked on it morning til midnight each day. Didn't matter the extra effort you gave. Didn't matter how far you'd come. You're not allowed to stop and look at how far you've come. You're not allowed time for yourself. Always someone needing something. Always someone with something to say.

Critiques, insults, throwing your work back in your face with a sarcastic email to fix it. No it didn't matter you redid it 3 times, each time trying so hard to do better. Kissing ass for it be accepted finally. Only for a pile more of work to be thrown at you.

It didn't matter your new record of perfect. One slip up no matter how small would be the death of you. You hated how they so casually threw your work back in your face. Not caring what it did to your mind. Not caring how it destroyed you. Not caring that you felt like you were drowning, wave after wave crashing over your head with no time to breath.

Most of all you were scared. Not only that everyone would be right. That you'd fail like you'd always done before. But that the one good thing. The one light in you life. The one person you had would leave too. Just thinking about him leaving sent your mind spiralling, your heart throbbing, and a new wave of tears down your face. You dug your nails into your arms, holding yourself in a grip as comforting as knives.

What if you weren't good enough for him? What if he was just putting up with you. Waa planning to leave you? Hated you? Your hand trembled as you bit your fist. Your other hand scratching up and down without stop on your arm. Red lines streaked across your skin, arm burning.

Another larger hand gently grabbed your wrist, pulling it away. You felt the bed sink as Hanzo laid beside you. His other arm going around your waist as he let go of your wrist and tenderly ran his fingers across the raised lines on your arm. His fingers slid from the inner of your lower arm, to your wrist, before interlocking your fingers.

He felt so warm, his chest against your back. You hadn't realized how cold the room was until you were sinking into the warmth of his chest. Your distraught hiccuping and erratic breathing slowed, balancing out again when you felt his slow, deep breaths. You felt more grounded suddenly. And so tired as you came down from chemical drop in your brain. You leaned more against his chest, your breathing finally starting to match his. You could finally swallow the lump that had been in your throat for the past couple hours.

You squeezed his hand, pulling it your intertwined hands closer to your chest as a sort of hug. It made your heart flutter. You felt your self drifting off as he hugged your waist. Before falling asleep you heard Hanzo's voice, soft, warm and reassuring.

"They aren't here. It's just us. You're safe."

Very random but I think Gon would have voted for The Sniffer in the Minecraft mob vote this year! It's a big plant dinosaur and is very adorable. You cannot convince me otherwise!

hi! can i get a meleoron, rammot, and leol with a socially anxious/selectively mute reader? im not sure if you write male reader, but if you do, male reader please! if you don't, gn is find :) ty!!

Yes, I absolutely write male readers! Also, sorry this took so frickin long!

Warnings: Social anxiety/Selectively mute/Light cursing

-Meleoron would understand your social anxiety the best out of all three.

-You will likely end up fighting over who has to talk to employees at stores when y'all need assistance.

-"I asked last time and I ordered the pizza on the phone last night, it's your turn!"

-But he is so weak for his boyfriend, he'll still end up doing most of the talking despite his own social anxiety.

-He absolutely cannot bear watching you become so anxious in social situations.

-And if you or he are just straight up panicking, he can always hold your hand and use God's Accomplice to get you both out of there.

-It's a tad inconvenient for you sometimes if he's doing the talking and just suddenly goes invisible and leaves you and a confused employee just standing there.

-That only happened a couple of times before you got fairly pissed at him.

-And when you are selectively mute he just talks a lot more to you.

-He'll go on funny tangents that last a good while or he'll think of something for y'all to do that doesn't require talking, like watching movies or playing video games.

-If you are nonverbal because your social anxiety has gotten too bad he'll get you out of there.

-He uses God's Accomplice and will carry you out of there if he needs.

-He'd do what he could to help with your anxiety and make an effort not to rush you talking again until you're ready.

-Leol doesn't have any social anxieties so he finds himself unable to relate.

-It's also because of this that he at first doesn't think your social anxiety is real social anxiety.

-He just thought you were shy and after an instance of him tossing you into a very anxiety inducing social situation realized that he really fucked up.

-As soon as he realized how bad it was he quickly dealt with the situation and got you out of there.

-He's believed you ever since and is a lot more considerate of what may or may not induce your anxiety.

-He definitely goes and educates himself a bit on the topic.

-He let's you know about social stuff or events plenty in advance and checks in with you at events a lot.

-He won't draw any attention to your anxiety if you want to leave a party or something, he just makes up an excuse of him having stuff to do, feeling tired, or just says that y'all are heading out for the night.

-When you're selectively mute he takes a second to realize, get's confused as to why you didn't answer him, then when he realizes he's fine with it.

-You two may listen to a lot of music together when that happens and lots of cuddling cause it can help with any anxiety and you don't need to talk.

-If it's because of anxiety tries to fix whatever might be the source of it though he knows that's not always possible so he'll support you how he can.

-Despite him looking scary he's actually very comforting when he needs to be.

-Oh lord have mercy.

-This man is not very understanding of anxiety and he can frankly be kind of a dick.

-He might laugh when you tell him about your social anxiety.

-But strangely enough when he sees you getting badly anxious while talking to someone, he doesn't laugh at you, he gets pissed at the other person.

-He ends up just getting more protective of you and enjoys feeling like he's saving you from your anxiety.

-He's toxic not gonna lie.

-He might throw you into some situations that would cause your anxiety to flare just so he can fix it and get you out of there.

-He eventually really fucks up when you damn near have a panic attack from one of these situations he's thrown you into.

-He stops doing that once he sees how badly your anxiety will mess with you.

-He feels awful and his bunny ears will be drooping for days.

-He gives you a bunch of presents to try and make up for doing that.

-He makes a better effort to actually see how you're doing emotionally.

-As for when you are selectively mute, the first time it happens he's not great at handling it.

-He keeps trying to ask why you aren't talking and for obvious reasons isn't getting an answer unless you write it down.

-He'll badger you for a while to talk, but it's not exactly mean the way he does it, just annoying.

-He will deadass sit by you for like an hour and just go, "Hey. Talk. Hey. Hey." Completely monotone.

-He does eventually learn not to do that and stops being a massive dick.

-He isn't quite sure what to do though so he just tries to get happy reactions from you by giving you things or showing you something funny or saying something you'd like.

-He does worry for you when you're nonverbal especially if it's for a long period of time.

KOMYGI AND MERUEM ARE ACTUALLY MAKING ME CRY LIKE A BABY HOLD FUCKING SHIT THEYRE SO SWEET AND AROABLED AND DOOMING AND SAD AND MOSERABLE BUT ALSO HEART WRENCHING LIKE WHY ARE THEY RIPPING PUT MY HEART AND PUTTING THROUGH A MALL OK BLACK FRIDAY FOR MILLIONS TO TRANPLE ON AND THEN PICKING IT BACK UP INLY TO THROW IT SOME SNOT NOSED BRATS WHO USE IT LIKE A FOOTBALL AND JUST WHEN I THINK THE PAIN AND HEARTACHE IS OVER BAAAMMMM THEYVE PUT IT THRU THE BLENDER .... WHYYYYYYYYYY

FINISHED THE CHIMERA ANT ARC BOCHEESSSSSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOO ITS BEEN A JOURNEY BUT ITS OVER SO HERES A QUICK SUMMARY OF MY FAV BITS:::

KOMUGI ANS MERUEM 1st PLACE OMFG LOVE LOVE LOVE THEYRE A PERFECT FIT GOLD MEDALS FOR THAT ALL ROUND 🥇 🥇 🥇 🥇

RAINA/REINA/RAYNA (?) AND HER MOTHER REUNITING AND THE END ??!? PEAAAKKKK MADE ME WEEP LIKE A BABYYYY FRICKING LOVE AND WHEN SHE GETS THAT BEETLE BIG ANT TO JOING BACK AND HE STARTS CRYING TOO ?!?! OMFG JUST PIERCE MA HEART WHY DONT CHA

gon losing his nen ..... insane so unexpected (except not really because i got spoilers) BUT STILL seems kinda pointless and i heard the manga doesn't even show gon anymore so like .... kind of a disappointment but oh well

KITE TURNING INTO A LITTLE GIRRRLLLLLLLLL REINCARNATED BITCHES JUST LIKE KENDRICK SAIIDDDDDD

i also feel so bad for killua 😭😭😭😭 and it's so not fair to say it's not killua's fight too like??? he also knew kite may e not with the same connection as gon had with him but they still did this together EVERY FIGHT THEYVE DONE TOGETHER PRETTY MUCH and i thin gon is a pretty selfish character #killuaforever 🤞💪🥇😭🥲🫶🤍

OH AND the only person im kinda gonna miss is the chairman netero 😢

AND POOR KNOV GUYS i hope he recovers soon 🤞🤞💪💪 stay strong brotha

ALSO ALSO ALSO GING IS A ZODIAC ?!?!? WERE FINALLY MEETING HIM HOLY FUCKBALLS

Yandere Alphabet w/ Chrollo Lucilfer

Affection — how do they show their love and affection?

He lets you go outside and take you wherever you want. He will always be by your side with his arm or hand on you.

Blood — how messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Very messy. If anyone disrespects you or touches you (besides troupe members) he will either send the troupe to kill them or go after them himself. And it won't be quick it will be long and painful.

Cruelty — how would they treat their darling once abducted?

He would isolate you from the outside world an the only people you can see is him and the troupe. He is a bit condescending but he cares for you <3

Darling — aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

He tries not to but he would. He would invade your space even if you told him off. He would forcefully kiss you, I can kinda see himself forcing himself on you but h really wouldn't want to.

Exposed — how vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

Not vulnerable. No matter how long you've been together you will never see him open up. He may show you 'sympathy' when your crying or felling down.

Fight — how would they feel if their darling fought back?

He wouldn't like it at all. He wants you to submit to him so you fighting back against him is upsetting. He grows angry and upset but doesn't show it. He'll just have to chain you up to the bed <3

Game — is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

It's not a game to him. He loves you in his own special way so you trying to escape upsets him. But it's not like you have many chances to escape since he watches you whenever he can or one of the troupe members.

Hell — what would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

When you pushed him over the edge and he hurt you. He chained you up so you couldn't move and blind folded you and plugged your ears so you couldn't hear or see what was happening around you. He left you there for a couple days and then came back to check on you. You didn't do whatever you did to upset him after that.

Ideals — what kind of future do they have in mind for their darling?

You, him, and the troupe being together as a big family. Somewhere where you have everything and no one can touch you.

Jealousy — do they get jealous? How do they handle it?

He's not so much jealous just possessive. Someone is talking to you that's cool, he's just gonna walk behind you and wrap an arm around your waist and give a friendly glare to them.

Kisses — how do they act around or with their darling?

He's loving in private and most of the time in public. He usually will have you sit on his lap while he reads. Whispers dirty or sweet things in your ear no matter where or who your with. But sometimes when he has to he can be a little harsh and condescending.

Love letters — how would they go about approaching their darling?

Try the normal way like taking you on dates and stuff. If that doesn't work he's gonna break into your home in the middle of the night and take you. He'll bring some of your stuff so you don't feel too lonely of!

Mask — are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

A little yeah. Around som people he can be more harsh and cold. Like with the troupe he cares deeply for and has a soft side but doesn't show it too much. But with you he shows it more and is much more nicer if you behave well.

Naughty — how would they punish their darling?

Isolation and stripping you of your senses. Nothing worse than not having anyone to talk to and not being able to see, hear, or move. On top of that not being able to eat or drink. Also in isolation you would be on the complete dark and it will be freezing cold with nothing to warm yourself.

Oppression — how many rights would they take away from their darling?

Most of your rights. I mean it's not like you need them.

Patience — how patient are they with their darling?

He's pretty patient. He understands that you may be distressed and scared. He'll give you as much time as you need to warm up to him.

Quite — if their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

If darling dies he'll shed a tear and tear a city up like he did with Uvo. He will be upset I mean he's the leader of the phantom troupe how could he let this happen? If they leave/escape he'll search for you with the troupe's help and you it won't be pretty for you if they find you.

Regret — would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling?

No. Why would he feel bad?

Stigma — what brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

I can't really say 😭 It could be childhood considering it wasn't good but I don't want to say it was that. I wanna say its because in his eyes if he wants something he's going to take it. (God Chrollo why do you have to be so complex)

Tears — how do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

He doesn't want to hear you scream at him or yell and fight back. He would hate for you to isolate yourself but it wouldn't really work because he'll just force himself in your space.

Unique — would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Well he isn't near you 24/7 because of troupe business and doesn't show his obsession but don't be fooled your always on his mind.

Vice — what weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

The fact y'all don't stay in the same place long and Chrollo can get really busy. But someone in the troupe is watching over you when possible so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Wit’s end — would they ever hurt their darling?

Yes. If you didn't listen to him or fighting back against him and the troupe or disrespecting the troupe.

Xoanon — how much would they revere or worship their darling?

He doesn't so much worship you but he does think of you highly. Out of everyone he choose you because you were better than the rest.

Yearn — how long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

If you catch his eye then he'll take you. It may take 2 weeks or 2 days but if he wants you he's going to have you.

Zenith — would they ever break their darling?

He probably would but he wouldn't enjoy it. He wished you were compliant on your own and you still kept your shine but if push comes to shove then he has no choice.

I'm not gonna lie I was struggling with this lmao. Like for me he's complicated to write and so he might be ooc but I tried 😭

✩ — characters : feitan portor.

✩ — synopsis : you and feitan going to a park.

✩ — genre : fluff.

✩ — word count : 0.1k+

✦ taking feitan to the park would be so hilarious.

✦ imagine feitan scouting out the playground and a group of kids come and ask him if he wants to play with them.

✦ of course, he denies their request but you force feitan too because he would be so nice with children.

✦ at least you thought so.

✦ he started chasing them around the park at high speed and efficiency. all of them tripping on their own feet, crying and pouting that they lost to a 5'1 grown ass man.

✦ feitan would try to run away from the children but they would find him and force him to play different games.

✦ you and other mothers would sit at the bench and just eye at the pack of gremlins.

✦ "so, which one is yours?"

✦ you would smirk and point at your little devilish boyfriend while the other mothers would just eye at you.

✦ once he was finished torturing playing with the kids, you two went home where he told you all of the torture you would endure that night.

✦ and boy was it fun!

✩ — a/n ; for god help me please (imagine him just tripping on the grass and landing face flat on the grass).

Yandere Illumi x Dumb Little Sis Reader? Breeding Kink, (Little sweet?)

tw: incest, sibling incest, dubcon, yandere, infantilization, breeding, isolation, brainwashing, bimboification, mating press

All characters depicted are 18+

The words 'sweet' and 'Illumi' are two words that are never used in the same sentence by any sane individual, the man's face seems incapable of changing from it's impassive mask, let alone making a gentle expression, but none of those preconceptions about him are held by his dearest baby sister, who thinks the world of him.

His sister is such a silly little thing, acting like a little girl again whenever she's with her big brother, despite being much too old to act in such a way. Illumi finds it adorable, it's so cute how she acts so submissive around him, and it's even cuter how she is completely blissfully unaware of the helpful little needle implanted within her brain.

Illumi almost never smiles around anyone, unless its out of sadism, but his sister is the exception, the usually emotionless assassin is practically beaming whenever his sister snuggles up to him or when she starts crying and clinging to him whenever he leaves her side for longer than a few minutes.

He's especially content when his sister innocently begs for his attention, even wanting to sleep in the same bed as him almost every night, of course Illumi can't say no to his adorable baby sister, so he accepts her into his bed with open arms, as long as she's ready to accept him with open legs.

"Hmm? Oh fine, come here sissy... Your big brother needs some love and attention from his favorite baby sibling tonight..."

He's cold to the touch, both figuratively and literally, so his little sister will have to cling to him as her only source of warmth while he's pounding into her snug pussy, murmuring praises about how she's going to make a perfect Zoldyck assassin straight from her womb for the family.

Illumi isn't very sensitive at all, his sense of both pain and pleasure alike being dulled from a lifetime of torturous assassin training, so it'll take him a long while to climax. His dear sister is the opposite, squirming and whining in pleasure beneath him as she babbles on and on about how good it feels at how much she loves her Nii Nii. To say that he's fucking her dumb would be inaccurate, his sweet sister is already pretty stupid because of him, his dick just makes her even more of a bimbo.

Illumi is as precise with breeding her as he is with killing his targets, wanting to make sure that she's thoroughly impregnated. He'll have her pinned down in the mating press as his cock shoots load after load of his virile sperm into her fertile womb, not letting a single drop spill out and not stopping until he physically can't go on anymore, and being a Zoldyck means he can go for hours.

Another thing Illumi loves about fucking his own innocent sister is how clingy she gets even after he's been brutalizing her womb for the past hours, showering him with affection and praise even in her fucked out state. Illumi is sure to praise her right back, and provide her with as much affection as a deplorable man like himself can muster up.

"Good sissy... You were such a good girl taking all my cum like that. That's just one other reason why I love you so so much..."

And Illumi isn't lying when he says that. He truly and wholly loves his little sister with his entire depraved heart. It's clear to any sane person that his love is twisted and grotesque, but as long as she's a Zoldyck, she'll never get to meet anyone who is sane.

Tame the Innocent~

Hisoka x Fem!Reader

Warning: NSFW kinda... Suggestive.

You and hisoka were sitting on the couch watching a movie. Although this was his favorite movie, He was more focused on you than the television, but ofc you didn't notice. He was sitting there just staring at you. The way you laughed when you saw something funny, the way your hair was put into a small bun, the way his baggy shirt exposed your shoulder revealing your bra strap. He was getting harder by the minute. Several minutes passed until the movie was almost over, you were so engulfed in the flick, that you forgot that he was even there. The blame wasn't on you though, he was so quiet. Thinking about wanting to take you on right here and now. He barely said anything, and what he did say was barely a starter for a conversation, It could only be answered with a yes or no.

"Are you enjoying the movie?" He asked, his voice a little bit more of a whisper than his normal talking voice.

"Yeah." You said blankly. As your eyes were still pinned to the screen.

He was silent. He wanted your attention.

He NEEDED Your Attention.

He reached for the remote and turned off the TV. Leaving both of you in the dark. Nothing but the faded street lights behind the thick curtains over the windows in the room.

"Hey!" You said. Almost at a yell. Your eyes trying to adjust to the darkness. 'Why'd you turn it off?"

You were about to get up but you felt a sticky sensation wrap around your arms and legs. "Bungie Gum..." You though to yourself. Rolling your eyes, you thought. "So this is why he was so quiet." Your thoughts were interrupted when hisoka spoke.

"Darling...What are you thinking about? Hmm? What dirty little things hide behind that skull of yours? Huh?" He said in a seductive tone.

You only had one thing to say to him in this kind of situation.

"Go ahead-"

You said trying not to stutter, but the image of him doing what he was about to do was too much for you to handle.

"Tame me."

so i was thinking about how the phantom troupe has the spider tattoos to indicate that they’re in the troupe and it just occurred to me, who actually does the tattoos?? idk if it’s ever been said who does the tattoos but i can just imagine a new member has just been initiated into the phantom troupe for killing someone and chrollo is just like:

“welcome!!!!!!! there’s just ONE thing you need to do first.”

“what do i need to do??”

“just follow me.”

*a car journey later*

*standing in front of a tattoo parlour* “we’re here!!!!!!!!”

…. 🤨

the idea of a group of the most dangerous thieves in the hxh universe just waiting around a random tattoo parlour waiting for their new member to get tatted is so funny to me (also the idea that this one random 19 year old tattooist is completely safe from any of the troupe activities solely because they do all the troupe tats)

phantom troupe: do they snore?

this idea for phantom troupe hcs came to me randomly at 2:00am last night so enjoy xoxo

chrollo

-probably not unexpected but not really

-he’s generally a super quiet sleeper

-the loudest he ever is in his sleep is breathing loudly on occasion

-his lack of snoring is most likely attributed by the fact he’s a very light sleeper

-he’s one of those bitches who will wake up because the whistling of the wind was slightly louder than usual

uvogin

-his ass sounds like a heavy metal concert when he sleeps

-his snores are earth-shaking. ear-splitting. pain-inducing.

-his snores single handedly contribute to noise pollution

-think of how loud your dad snores and x1000

-if the troupe members have to share a room at any point during a mission, they will throw a whole rock paper scissors tournament to see who’s taking one for the team and sacrificing their sleep (it’s usually nobunaga)

-because covering his mouth with a sock doesn’t stop the snoring, the troupe have an emergency weighted blanket on standby

-the complete opposite of chrollo, this man could sleep in an active war zone and and not budge an inch (in other words you cannot wake his ass up by force to get him to stop snoring so the only option is to wait it out or sleep somewhere else)

pakunoda

-the most silent sleeper ever

-not even a peep from miss pakunoda

-the ideal person to share a bed with. she doesn’t snore, her breathing is inaudible and she’s extremely still

-almost unnerving in a way bc she looks dead when she sleeps

-if you were to share a bed with her you’d probably spend most of the night checking her pulse to ensure she is actually alive and breathing

phinks

-he’s one of those people who when he snores the buildup is super loud but he exhales quietly (i hope that makes sense)

-ljke the buildup is super dragged out like hhhHhhhhhhUUUHHHUUUH but the exhale is just hoooooooo !!

-idk how to express snoring via text so you may have to act it out to know what i mean

-honestly this type of snoring is arguably worse than uvogin’s bc at least his is consistent whereas phinks will give you hope that he’s finally stopped snoring until it starts up again ☹️☹️😢

-he will forever deny he snores tho

feitan

-comedic ass snore

-probably snores like mimimimimimimimi zzzzzzzzz 😴💤😴💤😴💤

-he sleeps like he should be wearing a night cap and a long night gown with a candle on his bedside table

-trying not to piss yourself laughing while he’s snoring if you’re still awake is an olympic level sport

-one time shalnark recorded him while he was snoring and showed it to him (when he was down with him, he ensured the recording was eradicated from his phone)

-ik realistically he would probably be a silent sleeper but the idea of him sounding like a whole cartoon character is actually hilarious to me

shalnark

-sleep? WHAT’S THAT? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 (get it because he’s the tech whiz so he probably stays up all night gaming lololololol XDD)

-probably a loud ass mouth breather

-like he sounds like a broken ventilator sometimes

-he sounds like he ran a lap around mt everest before bed why is he so loud

-if you pissed him off during the day he would probably amp up the volume on his breathing to prevent you from sleeping well (now we’re both mad xx)

shizuku

-for the most part very quiet

-occasionally she will jumpscare you awake by randomly snoring out of no where

-like you’ll wake up to this loud ass noise only to realise it was just shizuku

-sometimes she’ll wake up aswell and accuse you of snoring

-aside from that pretty quiet- not as ideal to share a bed with as pakunoda but fine for the most part as long as you don’t mind surprises

nobunaga

-i feel like he’d have one of those super low growly snores ???????

-like those low, shaky ones

-the ones that kinda sound like grunts

-idk if i’m making sense so i pray i am 🙏

-they’re not that bad tho bc they’re quiet enough to not keep you awake and are low-key kinda relaxing

-if you’re gonna share a bed with anyone who snores, it’s nobunaga

machi

-another generally quiet sleeper except for occasionally sighing in her sleep

-from time to time she’ll just go like huhhhhhhhh :// and then will go back to being quiet again

-don’t bring it up the next day tho bc she WILL deny it and seem embarrassed

-you can tell when she’s having a nice dream based on how often she sighs

franklin

-surprisingly quiet

-you wouldn’t expect his oversized enormous ass to be quiet but he is

-similar to chrollo, the most you’re getting out of him is some occasionally loud breathing

-aside from that he’s a quiet sleeper

bonolenov

-i feel like bc of the holes in his body he’d probably make a whistling sound in his sleep

-like a pan flute

-not the worst tho bc like nobunaga it’s low high key relaxing

-free asmr what could be better xxx

kortopi

-quiet as hell

-are we really surprised

-sorry to the two kortopi fans out there but i can’t be bothered to think of anything to add on he’s just quiet

another tazzertopia classic 💯💯💯💯 if you like these hc posts pls give me requests (idk if the ask box is visible on my profile but do it through here or via the comments) bc these are super fun, i can also do other characters too !!! if i do more i might start doing them for other shows anyways bye xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Alluka and Kalluto headcannons

When Killua goes off with Gon, they both stay with Leorio

Alluka is older, but Kalluto acts like the older sibling

Sometimes Alluka tags along with Kalluto to troupe meetings

Kurapika likes to send threats via both of them bc nothing is weirder than this adorable 10 year old girl threatening to kill you and every one you love

Machi complains about having to “babysit” Alluka but not so secretly likes it

Kalluto comes to know all of Nanikas rules and has more or less the same bond as killua does with Nanika

Someone (most likely phinks tbh) called Alluka a boy/a transphobic slur and Kalluto punched them

Kalluto makes Alluka origami

Kalluto was fucking pissed when Killua left to take the hunters exam

Not for himself, but because he knew that Killua was the only one who could get Alluka out

He visited Alluka at least once a week in her “room”

Neither of them are allowed within a 10 foot radius of Hisoka

memories- hisoka x reader

Summary: Hisoka’s an enigma. Not many people know about his past- and you’re not too sure if he even chooses to remember it. But, you want to know more about him, you want to learn his insides and outs, as if he's the back of your hand. There is a lot to learn, and you want to know everything.

ⁿᵒᵗᵉˢ﹕ ʰᵉˡˡᵒᵒᵒ ⁱᵐ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵖᵒˢᵗ, ⁱᵗˢ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵃˡᵐᵒˢᵗ ² ʷᵉᵉᵏˢ ˢⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵐʸ ˡᵃˢᵗ ʰⁱˢᵒᵏᵃ ᵖᵒˢᵗ   ﹕ᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗˢ ᶜʳᵃᶻʸ. ⁱ ᵖᵒˢᵗᵉᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ² ʰᵒᵘʳˢ ᵃᵍᵒ ᵇᵘᵗ ⁱᵗˢ ᶠⁱⁿᵉ ⁱᵗˢ ᶠⁱⁿᵉ, ⁱ'ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ʷᵒʳᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ  ᵃ ˡᵒᵗ ᵒᶠ ˢᵗᵒʳⁱᵉˢ ⁽ⁱ ᵐᵃʸ ᵒʳ ᵐᵃʸ ⁿᵒᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵈᵉˡᵉᵗᵉᵈ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ˢᵗʳᵉˢˢ ᵃʰᵉᵐ⁾. ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ˢᶜᵉⁿᵃʳⁱᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵐⁱⁿᵈ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ʷᵉᵉᵏˢ ᵃᵍᵒ ˢᵒ ⁱ ᵈᵉᶜⁱᵈᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʷʳⁱᵗᵉ ⁱᵗ ʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉ ⁱ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ⁱᵗ  (˘³˘)♡ 

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"I wanna know more about you." 

You two sat criss-cross-apple-sauce opposite of each other on your shared bed, cigarette smoke puffing from your lips as all the windows were open. 

It was a risky question to ask, that's for damn sure. But being stoned made the question roll right off your tongue, and well, Hisoka was pretty high as well. 

"What else is there to know? You know me better than I know myself." He takes the cigarette out of your hands and takes it into his own mouth. 

You roll your eyes at his question. "I don't know like anything about you.. All I know is how much you love bubble gum." 

A puff of smoke rolled over his top lip as he spoke, "Ah yes, Bungee Gum. I could really use some right now. ♠" as fast as the sparkle in his eyes appeared, it disappeared as a frown tugged at his lips from the mention of his favorite brand going bankrupt. 

"Sooo.. Tell me at least something!"

"Well, there's a lot to unpack with that question." 

Watching Hisoka puff another cloud out of his mouth made you all giddy, even if you didn't know much about him, his appearance could almost make up for the lack of knowledge. 

"Well, start somewhere.. Anywhere."

Hisoka taps the cigarette on the ash tray, and grinds it to mush, lightly coughing when some ash enters his nostrils. "Hm, let's see. A while ago I was disqualified from the first Hunter Exam I took as I almost killed a judge-" 

"Woah, really? The Hisoka Morrow disqualified?" you interrupt him," what happened??" 

He lights a new cigarette with a few flicks to the lighter, "He was a poor excuse of an examiner. I didn't approve of his skills."

Hisoka passes you the cigarette while blowing out a ring of smoke. It always impressed you how weirdly talented he was at smoke tricks. 

"Crazy. Well, good on you if he was a bad examiner." 

He chuckles softly, "In the next year's hunter exam, the examiner came back for blood. Unfortunately, he wasn't nearly as exciting as I thought he would be." he let's out a dramatic sigh. 

"Disappointing," he hums in agreement. 

You light up with a new question to ask, "Tell me something about your childhood.. Like how you found Bungee Gum or something!" 

He jerks his head up and chuckles, "Feeling bold, are we?" 

You pucker your lips and put a cigarette to them. "Maybe.. -"

The pale moonlight casts shadows upon your face, your eyes sparkling with an ethereal glow. Your doe like features and glossy lips has Hisoka intoxicated. He wouldn't say he's in love- he can't be. But you're the reason he doesn't disappear for months on end like he used to. 

You break him out of his trance by moving your hands in his face, "Come onnn, tell me at least something about it." 

"Hm, what do I get in return? ♦" 

"A hug.? Or a kiss.. Whatever you prefer."

"Mm, I'll take the kiss." he says while slurring the the 'mm'. "When I was a child, my family was very poor, we couldn't afford Bungee Gum often. And when I did manage to get my hands on it, I would chew a singular piece of gum until it got very rubbery and would lose all its flavor."

"Oh.. That's sad.. I'm sorry.." you say, not knowing how to respond. 

He blows off your sympathy, "Now.. Where's that kiss?  ♥ " 

You roll your eyes at him, "Fine.." you get on your knees and grab his head tightly, smushing your face against his. You leave his lips with a 'mwah' and sit back down. 

"Happy?" you say teasingly. 

"Very." he says, licking his lips. 

You let out a big puff of smoke right in Hisoka's face while you giggle. He huffs and inhales all the fresh piney grey fumes, finishing with a sigh. 

"You were in a circus, right? I think I remember you mentioning a circus once or twice.." 

"Oh! So you do know more than you let on.." he snickers. 

"Whoops." 

"But to answer your question, I was. I joined the circus when I was around.. Seven. The ringleader scouted me out, realizing how talented I was, he invited me into the circus. I developed my nen around that time, as well. ♦ "

"Wow, you must've been a realll talented child prodigy." you say sarcastically. 

"I was. ♥ " you roll your eyes at his response. "Now.. Let's hear some of your own stories." 

You tap the cigarette ash off on the ash tray, bringing it back to your mouth. "There's a ton I could talk about." you smile. 

"We have all night, don't we?" 

rubatosis- hisoka x reader

Summary: How does Hisoka show his love for you? You would like to think it was by him spoiling you - taking you out to fancy restaurants, buying expensive jewelry, even spoiling you in pleasure. But, Hisoka doesn’t think so. No, he would much rather show his love for you by leaving you shaking in fear.

ⁿᵒᵗᵉˢ﹕ ᵒᵐᵍ ʰⁱ ﹕ᵖ ⁱᵐ ᶠⁱⁿᵃˡˡʸ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ˡᵐᵃᵒ. ᵈᵃʸˢ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵇʸ ˢᵒ ᶠᵃˢᵗ, ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵈᵃʸ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃᵗᵖ ˡᵒˡ. ᵇᵘᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʰⁱˢᵒᵒᵏᵃ ᵖᵒˢᵗ! ᵘⁿᵉᵈⁱᵗᵉᵈ, ʰⁱˢᵒᵏᵃ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵗᵒᵗᵃˡ ᵃˢˢʰᵒˡᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᵃʸʸʸ ᵗᵒᵒ ⁱⁿ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵉ. ⁱ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃᵈᵈ ᵃᵗ ˡᵉᵃˢᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʰⁱˢᵒᵏᵃ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ⁱⁿ ʰᵉʳᵉ. ⁱᵐ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ʷʳⁱᵗᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ʰˣʰ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ, ⁱ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏˢ ᵇᵘᵗ ʰⁱˢᵒᵏᵃˢ ᵉᵃˢⁱᵉˢᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ʷʳⁱᵗᵉ ˢᵒ ʸᵉᵃʰ. ʰⁱˢᵒᵏᵃ ⁱˢ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵃⁿ ᵃˢˢʰᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˢᵒ ᵇᵉʷᵃʳᵉ, ᵇᵘᵗ ʰᵉ ʰᵃˢ ʰⁱˢ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ⁽﹖⁾ ᵐᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ ^^ ⁱᵗ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ᵗᵃᵈ ᵇⁱᵗ ᶜᵒⁿᶠᵘˢⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ⁱ ʰᵃᵈ ᵃ ʰᵃʳᵈ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ᵐᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ ʰⁱˢᵒᵏᵃ ᵗᵒˣⁱᶜ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵐᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ ʰⁱᵐ ᶜᵃʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉʷʰᵃᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ. 

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Lying lateral on the middle of your bed, hugging your pillow, facing away from the man whispering sweet nothings in your ear while he presses his body flush against your own. You can't tell if his body warmth is assuring or if it adds to your dreadful, queasy stomach. 

The only sound you could hear were his hushed whispers. You tried to distract yourself - listen to the breeze coming through the open window, even listen to your arrhythmic heartbeat, which felt like it was on the verge of bursting out.

"His screams were so delightful. It was fairly surprising. He even tried to fight back. But it's too bad.. He couldn't compare." Despite being scorching hot, his quiet breaths leave goosebumps on your skin. 

In a piss-poor attempt to avoid hearing the rest of his story, you push your head further into the pillow, feeling as if it's your only comfort. 

"His blood was everywhere, I'm sure I'll find stains on my clothes for ages. It was metallic, bitter... Nowhere as sweet as your own."

Your terror mounted with every word, fear gripped your trembling body, not threatening to loosen anytime soon. You felt so weak, so sick. What a sick bastard getting off on tormenting you. 

He walks his slender fingers up your covered arm, his stiletto nails almost poking through the thin blanket. His laughter mocked you. It sounded as if a drum was being beat against as his face was inches away from your ear. 

Hisoka makes a curious sound from the back of his throat,  noticing you haven't spoken since his story began, "Oh dear.. Don't tell me you fell asleep on me." He says, feigning bewilderment. 

In hopes that he will think you are asleep, you remain silent.

His breath gets hotter as he draws closer once again, “There’s no use in pretending, I can see your whole body trembling.” He mockingly speaks.

You stay silent for a while, not knowing what to say or do, until you feel Hisoka clamp his teeth down on your helix. Your loud yelp elicits a confident hum from him. 

"Hisoka.." After so much silence, you speak with a dry throat, your eyes remain tightly shut. 

Your body felt paralyzed in fear. It was obvious to you that you were getting into a toxic relationship when you first fell for him, but how he can talk about his most recent murder and laugh to you about it leaves you frightened beyond belief. 

“Yes? With the way you faked being asleep, it makes me believe you don’t appreciate my story. ♠'" You know that he’s frowning, even if you can’t see his face.

You don’t - you can’t understand how any of this was entertaining. Was the death funny or is it just funny to watch you squirm?

You love him enough to let him make a fool out of you. How could you not love him when there's so much love between you two? How could you not love when there are so many reasons to do so?  But you wished he wasn't like this, wasn't psychotic, wasn't obsessed with you in a gross, insane way. But that's just his way of showing his love for you, you tell yourself. He likes to tell you about his days, doesn’t that make you happy?

"N-no.. Not-not at all." You lie, stumbling over your words. 

“What? Cat got your tongue, Y/N?" A  soft whimper escapes you and it doesn't miss Hisoka's ears as you can hear him laugh condescendingly. "You know I hate it when you're reticent."

With an obvious sense of anxiety, you let out a breath, and turn your head toward the copper-headed man, "I'm just... so tired, I just want to go to sleep.. I'm just tired." You pleaded, repeating the same phrase.

Hisoka looks over your tired face, your puffy puppy-like eyes, your glossy frown, and your red under eyes. He thinks you look so beautiful like this. Especially with the moonlight enhancing your already gorgeous features. It makes him want to lock you away and throw away the key, so only he can view you.

You see an itch in his golden irises, and you turn back around and let out a muffled whine into your pillow - unsure of what he was thinking. 

"Don't tell me you're scared… Who would've guessed you were so disgusted by a little gore." He taunts with a lace of venom. 

Hisoka felt nauseous by the sight of your sad shaking body. Was this the strong person he came to treasure? It couldn't be. He wasn't pleased with you, he felt as if you were exaggerating everything. How could someone he shares the same bed with look so pathetic? 

At the same time, Hisoka loved the thought of you being afraid of him. Wasn't that his calling after all? To make people afraid?

"So pretty when you're scared." He leans into you, giving a condescending peck on your jaw. 

You feel already lightheaded as you take violent breaths in and out. Maybe if he let you fall asleep, your churning stomach would stop. But the constant urge to throw-up overpowers your fatigue. 

"You poor thing. So pitiful seeing you like this," He says with false sympathy. 

His words make you even more mad, or maybe more sick? It's hard to tell, it's such a fine line at this point. 

"Please." You croak, on the verge of tears. You're unsure if you're begging for him to let you sleep or if you're begging him to leave you alone. It’s all the same to you now.

"Oh, the dramatics." He says while rolling his snake-like eyes. When did you become so easily scared? He remembers very clearly that you’re not soft, if anything, he always saw a part of himself in you.  

It couldn’t be his constant violence, right? You’re stronger than that.

"Go to sleep," He says finally, tired of this sad show. Your aura was still strong, strong enough to make him lust over you. He guesses you could only take so much before you falter. He can’t have that happen. Maybe with sleep, your aura will awaken sturdier and stronger. It's a feasible hope. 

My HxH headcanons!(ik this ain’t what I usually post but I’m getting back into hxh lol)

Gon: He is a really good cook, like really good. He learned from aunt mito, they were always in the kitchen together when he was younger.

Killua: He would be really great with hair, he learned from doing Allukas hair when they were younger. It’s a skill he never forgot.

Illumi: His guilty pleasure is those crepes filled with ice cream. Hisoka most definitely showed him it, now he eats it in his free time secretly. He would over eat it like he would eat 72 of them in one day just cause.

Hisoka: Fills kids candy with razors during Halloween. (Sorry but he def would😭)

Feitan: Likes to tinker with things, like he makes weapons that he uses to torture his enemies.

Machi: Despite her name she hates things machi flavored.

Chrollo: Used to be an arts and craft person, like making bracelets and jewelry. He made them when he was little (like 7-8) he would make them with stuff he found in meteor city.

Alluka: Binge watchs my little pony and monster high religiously.

Leorio: Makes really corny dad jokes and references. Thinks he’s a comedic genius, even though no one laughs.

Kurapika: I feel like he would like really obscure bands.

I will still be posting black butler content but I kinda wanna branch out a lil more. I hope u all have a wonderful day remember to drink water.((๑╹ω╹๑ )

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𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝟸

𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚗: 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚊, 𝙶𝚘𝚗, 𝙷𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚔𝚊, 𝙿𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚎 (𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎!)

Despite how everyone around you is acting, your life continues on. To say things have gotten worse is a huge understatement. Lemme give a run down of why, well it all started one week ago.

You had grown to hate the boys possessive behavior, you wanted to leave and go back home. Unfortunately things can never be that easy, you had been working up the courage and trying to find the words to say to let them down easy. Then you finally burst their bubble and told them the truth. You sat them down and told them “Guys I have to say something important” Gons smile slowly faded and a concerned look washed over his face. “I want you to know that…. I’m not happy here. I haven’t been for some time”

gon and Killua shared confused looks “what do you mean you’re not happy? You have everything you need” Killua said now slowly getting angry “Look I’m just tired, tired of well everything. I’m going back home tomorrow I miss my family and my bed. I hope y’all understand” you said trying to let them down gently. “Is it us?” Gon said “ no as I said I’m just tired” you said in an exhausted voice. “You sleep 8 hours every night!” Killua said in a somewhat desperate tone. “Look I’m going back home, I’m sorry but this is my decision” you said now agitated by their responses.

“We can’t let you do that!” Gon said exchanging looks with Killua “The world is dangerous! There are sick people out there that could hurt you!” Killua said angry that you would even say something such blasphemous. “Killua is right you could get hurt out there!! Let us protect you” Gon said in a worried tone, “I’m not made of glass I can protect myself! It’s my choice to leave not yours!” You said angrily “[reader] don’t do this!” Gon said

“IM LEAVING, THIS IS MY CHOICE STOP BEING SO DAMN CONTROLLING” you shouted then you turned to leave. No longer caring about hurting them. Suddenly you felt a sharp pain at the back off your neck then blackness.

You wake up, confused blinking wearingly. You try and get up but your arm won’t move you blink away the your sleepiness, and see your arm tied to the bed post of the bed in the hotel in Heavens arena you were staying at. Those fucking psychos you think. You look around and spot Gon and Killua sleeping on the couches. “What the fuck you guys?!” You scream waking them up.

“[reader] your awake!” Gon said in a somewhat happy tone but there was nothing to be happy about at least not in your eyes that is.

“What is happening?!” You shout as panic begins to replace your anger. “Calm down, look we couldn’t have you leave us, unprotected it’s safer with you here” Killua said attempting to calm you down.

“Calm down?!? I will not calm down what the fuck!?!” You said tugging at the chain hard, causing your wrists to bleed. They rushed over restraining you as you tried biting them.

So that’s how your life is going right now, they feed you everyday despite your many protests to be set free. You were scared, a week or two ago they were your best friends how did it come to this. You started to back track in your life to try and find out what changed. I mean you currently had a lot of free time. So you thought back on everything trying to find out why they are acting like this maybe it was Hisoka you thought, or maybe it was someone I fought, or maybe they’re just fucking lunatics you thought.

You eventually stopped caring all you wanted now was to escape and leave this place and never look back. So you hatched a plan, you were going to leave during the night. Killua was your biggest problem he was a fricken trained assassin how do you beat that? So you continued to develop the perfect plan then something unexpected happened. They had made it to the top floor.

Fuck. All that planning out the window, Gon decided to go and visit his aunt mito. They were taking you with them how you ask? By drugging you of course. Killua came into the room holding a needle and a bottle of mystery liquid. You started panicking, Gon rushed over and started trying to calm you down, but you kept squirming so he physically held you down while Killua put the needle in your arm mystery liquid filled your body.

“It’s alright” Gon said calmingly “you’re just going to go to sleep for a while” Gon said his voice now sounded like an echo, then darkness.

The drugs were strong but your will was stronger, even in your sleep you fought it. You woke up in flashes then immediately going back to sleep the first time it happened you were on someone’s back you ever so slightly turned your head and saw Hisoka standing in the hallway. The second time you woke up you were boarding a ship still on someone’s back.

The third time you were below deck with Gon standing over you feeding you what tasted like soup. The fourth and final time you were be carried bridal style into a house. Which you soon learned was aunt mitos.

You were placed on a bed “f-f….uck” you said waking up slowly with the world’s worst headache. After waking up you felt the weakest you had ever been in your entire life it was horrible. You were in and out of sleep, throwing up, having fever dreams the whole 9 yards.

They hated seeing you like this but they didn’t want you to try and run away. Aunt mito became your savior you tried asking her for help but she just thought you were in pain from this terrible sickness you contracted from the ship ride over, at least that’s what the boys said.

“H-he..lp m…me” you managed to croak out “awh you poor baby” Mito said while placing a cold cloth in your forehead. Even though she was clueless of your situation she was the only sane one in that house. She was oh so kind to you it was heavenly it reminded you of your parents taking care of up when you were younger and sick.

You got better and eventually you left agin with them to York new, something about finding Gons father with a game or whatever you didn’t care you were still planning your escape.

Y’all were finally at York new the boys still so protective and controlling over you, huddling around as to make sure nobody even got close to you.

They needed money and fast so they could buy the game at the auction. That was your way out, the auction, you had a fool proof plan. Step one act like their helpless little sibling gain their trust back, essentially playing into their delusions.

Step two beg to go to the auction say that you want to be there to support them in their journey to find greed island. Step three once you are there book it to the nearest and buff security guard and tell them about the lunatics keeping you captive.

Of course nothing can ever go as planned can it? The phantom troupe just had to come and ruin your plan.

They had heard that the phantom troupe was worth a crap ton of money so they were hunting them down, unfortunately when they got caught you just so happened to have been in the area.

Fuck your life you thought as they stuffed you in the limo. You sat near the ones called Maci and Phinks. Machi was silent just staring you down trying to intimidate you, it didn’t work you were to pissed to be scared, they royally fucked up your perfect plan. Phinks on the other hand kept trying to talk to you you wanted to slap the shit out of him but that would result in your death and you valued your life, sort of.

So you instead kept your mouth shut only responding when you thought he would be angry if you didn’t. You looked up and saw this weird short black haired guy staring at you like Machi. He scared you his aura alone was enough to keep you away.

They lead you into their hideout you were almost positive this would be your final resting place.

You surprisingly spotted someone you knew, Hisoka, fucking, marrow. Why of all people him, Gon almost gave away the fact y’all knew him. Maybe just maybe Hisoka could save you from this hell.

They discussed what to do with y’all, suddenly the blond one named Shalnark spoke up saying he knew you. What the shitnuggets you thought I don’t know this guy. Suddenly a distant memory flooded into your head you had met him.

At the time you didn’t know the tragedy he inflicted on your family. He had killed your aunt, in front of you, kinda lemme take you back.

He had heard about this valuable piece of tech that your aunt had, and of course he needed to have it. You had just so happened to be staying at your aunts at the time he decided to break in. He had broken in, your aunt of course was refusing to show him where it was, he’s a busy man so he placed his pin in her and mind controlled her into showing him were it was.

You had a nightmare and ran out of your room looking for your aunt you ran into him. He looked down surprised to see a tiny lil kid hugging his leg, crying, asking for your auntie. He hadn’t accounted for their being kids in the house, he had no problem killing kids, he hated doing it but if the job required it. This job didn’t, so in a split second decision he kneeled down to your level and patted your head saying your auntie was out and he was a babysitter.

He calmed you down and brought you back to bed, tucked you in and everything. He told you was watching a horror movie so any screams you heard where the movie. You fell asleep,woke up went out and found your aunt decapitated. Not a fun memory.

You spook up saying “Hey you were the babysitter that killed my aunt!” Killua and gon and most of the troupe gave you the “what the fuck” look.

“Ah so you do remember me” Shalnark said smiling “unfortunately yes” you said under your breath.

This was going to be a terrible interesting mostly terrible adventure. Buckle up!

That’s all for today I’ll update y’all tomorrow with part 3! :3 love you all remember to drink waterฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ(part one is on my page)

Hxh headcannons!!

(I’m going through insane writers block rn but I need to keep posting so here some scrumptious headcannons)

Hisoka: he went to a carnival one time and got mistaken for a worker.

Illumi: he 100% knows how to breakdance, convince me otherwise.

Leorio: he once tried venting to Killua and gon and they laughed at him(they thought he was joking)

Killua: has zero cooking skills and claims he’s the master chef.

Kurapika: he listens to country, indie, and jazz music.

Shalnark: he drops the most insane lore and never elaborates on it.

Feitan: makes the most out of pocket, absurd comments known to man. (That’s actually semi cannon)

Nobunaga: often forgets what day of the week it is.

Phinks: despite being an air head he knows a lot of strange and interesting facts.

Shalnark: he knows how to help deliver a baby.(don’t ask him why because he refuses to tell people why)

Alluka: she loves flutter shy and pinkie pie from mlp. She is my little pony’s number 1 fan.

Head chair man netoro: he has some INSANE grandpa lore and constantly drops his lore like it’s nothing.

Ging freecs: he has a really big pet peeve about socks and sandals. He secretly used to wear socks and sandals but no one will ever know.

Aunt mito: she knows some really weird facts about the human body.

Bisky: tried making sushi and it caught on fire. She wasn’t even using anything hot.

Machi: either burns down the kitchen or manages to make a 5 star meal there is no in between.

Pakunoda: when she was younger she liked boy bands. She would dig through the rubble in meteor city looking for boy band CDs.

That’s all for today lol have an amazing day love u all!(๑>◡<๑)

Hey guys I’m back and I made art.:3

I’m sorry the lines are so scratchy I was low key rushing but I think it turned out Alr. I did Shalnark from HxH, Sal from Sally face, Ellisa bat from monster high, Garnet from Steven Universe, and Ryuk from Death Note. Lemme know what y’all think:3 I love u all bye bye

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Chrollo with a s/o that makes them the ultimate power couple

Requested by a very relatable anon who said: i'd love headcanons for hisoka or chrollo in a power couple...i could read a whole book about that tbh. i wanna be the villain's partner in crime💔

A/N: I got you fam I daydream about this daily. Oh, to overthrow the world with Chrollo 😪

a/n: sir please end me (respectfully)

First of all, I would love to make this gender neutral, but the thought of going undercover with him when he’s in that suit and you’re in a cocktail dress is just

Imagine going undercover with him thoooo

Hand in the small of your back, shoulder to shoulder

He’d whisper in your ear when he’s located the target or wants you to look out for a certain person

The eye contact would be both flirtatious but practical and sly

He’s funny with being protective 

He’d either not let you leave his side and keep you out of harm’s way

Or, and this is my favourite option, he’d be so confident in your skills that he’d sit down and just watch you fight

He’d say something like “go get them, darling”, you’d tie up your hair, and he’d loosen his tie and sit down as you kick off your heals and strut off to kick ass 

Like????

Oh he’d be the most protective of you around the troupe

If he ever gets serious with you, you two are terrifying

2v20 is nothing to you two

It gets to the point where people know not to mess with you, so if Chrollo opens his book and you prepare your nen, game over

People quite literally part as you walk past, even if they don’t know who you are you guys just have a presence

I think it’s just the pretty privilege you guys have too

Especially when you dress up, oohhh undercover balls y’all

I know I kind of already spoke about this ugh

You can hear a pin drop as you two dance alone, just owning that ballroom, and you see the target and find the perfect opportunity to attack

Classical music still in the background as people scream is a vibe (I’m mentally stable I promise)

Yeah I definitely see the dynamic as Chrollo being the brain and you being the braun

It just makes sense? Idk

Imagine he gives you a mission (because you’re his most reliable ally) and you return to him covered in blood and he’s got his back to you looking out the window

You kind of just say “the job’s done” and he just goes “well done darling”

aaaaaaa

You two would totally have a couples name that relates to the phantom troupe

No, don’t just look out for Chrollo, look out for his s/o

Ya’ll would be on the news with a sick nickname and he’d be like “that has a ring to it”

Uh yes

Let me be called that forever thank you

Speaks of world domination with you, calling you his queen/king

Sitting on the top floor of buildings with champaign in hand, toasting to the thought of ruling the world with the heads of your enemies on a platter

And it’s not a far-fetched dream either