Me: I Love You Like 1000

me: i love you like 1000

My boyfriend: `* cheats on me *

me to slashers:

Cheetu x artist reader plz

Didn’t know if you wanted fic or headcanons so I did both! Also, you have impeccable taste! I decided to make the reader a character designer in the fic, just for simplicity’s sake.

-He would love your art so much oh my god.

-” Whoa! That’s really cool! ”

-He loves to watch you do your thing. He’ll lean over your shoulders for a while if you let him, but if you shoo him off telling him you can’t concentrate, he’ll complain but quietly watch you from a few feet away.

-Given his limited attention span, he’ll probably only watch for so long. That is unless he’s really entranced by your art, in which case he’ll watch you for as long as it takes to finish the piece.

-He’s a self-centered guy, he’ll let you do your art and all, but you have to draw/paint/sculpt/make art of him too. 

-He won’t sit still as a model for too long though. He wants to watch you. It’s better to do things like figure drawings with him. Giving you a few minutes to do a vague sketch before he changes poses.

-If he somehow doesn’t know about your art and you then gift him something of himself, he will love it, he’s gonna be high on energy, bouncing around, and will give you so much affection, nuzzles, hugs, kisses, and licks.

-When he sees you making your art, he would likely be like “That looks fun!” and move you out of the way so he can try.

-He’ll get very frustrated very easily if you try to teach him. Every time he makes a mistake you see his expression get angrier and angrier.

-Give him a kiss and tell him he’s doing better than you when you started making art. Tell him he’s advanced a whole lot and how quick of a learner he is.

-He’ll feel a whole lot better. If he’s feeling particularly frustrated he might have you sit in his lap, one of his arms around your waist, the other drawing/painting/sculpting/doing art. 

-He’ll make an annoyed sound when he screws up and just buries his face in your neck or start playing with your hair (if you don’t have hair to play with then he’ll rub your hand)

-If you completely screw up a piece or lose hours of digital artwork, he’ll be sympathetic and cuddle you lots.

-” You can fix it tomorrow. “ No more art until you’ve cuddled the evening away.

NSFW (scroll past for fic if you don’t wanna read any nsfw) NSFW

-If you make art of any nude characters or people, he smirks, almost poking fun at you, and stares at it for a while. He likes to look at nude figures.

-God forbid you draw pinups or hentai, he will be all over that shit.😂

-Should you chose to do art of him naked without telling him, and he just so happens to find it, you’re fucked. Literally.

-If you shyly come up to him and ask if you can draw/paint him nude, he’ll be taken aback a little, but would probably oblige. 

-If you draw the two of you in a sex scene, he’ll probably want to try whatever it is out with you.

FIC (The nsfw portion is over) FIC

You would usually never bring your sketchbook anywhere with you, but today was different. Your usual bus route was canceled, meaning you had to take the long route. How long? About 2 hours. You couldn’t just take a nap for those 2 hours, you ran the risk of waking up every few minutes, having a creep sitting next to you, or sleeping through your stop.

Yeah, no. You weren’t about to have that happening. So to keep yourself entertained, you brought your trusty sketchbook. You were grateful you didn’t have to hurry anywhere like work. In fact, art was your work! You kept your own hours, creating your character designs from home and sending them in to be approved. 

You were just heading to the supermarket to restock on food. You’re instant noodles, and caffeine drinks had run out, and being an artist, those simple things were necessities. 

Taking your seat, you set down your bag in front of you and got to thinking. What to draw today. You supposed you could get ahead on some concept art, and poses, but you weren’t in the mood for work today. Maybe a scenery, but that wasn’t exactly blowing your skirt up either. As you pondered, you found your mind drifting off. You thought of Cheetu, he’d be coming over the next day, which was partially the reason for stocking up on snacks.

That’s it! You’d draw Cheetu! You grabbed your pencil and book and got to sketching. First the line of action, then the basic pose, and later details. You had to look at some pictures of him for reference, but it turned out pretty nice! Checking the time, you still had an hour to kill, so for the rest of the bus ride, you drew portraits, poses, and goofy doodles of your cheetah boyfriend.

Seeing your stop approaching in the distance, you quickly closed drawing filled book, placing it back in your bag. You stepped off the bus, making your way across the street and into the grocery store.

*Time skip cause it’s 4:52 AM*

You were waiting for Cheetu to show up, sitting in your room, drawing once more. Again your mind wandered and you decided to draw him again while waiting. You lost your train of thought in the drawing, only to be abruptly interrupted by the loud knocking on your front door. Startled and excited to see him, you tossed your sketchbook to the side and ran to get the door.

“Hey, Kitten!” He smiled as you shut the door behind him.

“Hi, Babe!” You hugged each other and went to hang out in the kitchen, talking and eating snacks. You sat cross-legged on the counter, him sitting with you. You both caught up on the past few day’s events. You recalled a few videos you wanted to show him, so the two of you went to your room, he sat on your bed while you opened your laptop. Little did you know, you had left a certain book open on your bed.

Whilst you absentmindedly scrolled through your list of saved videos, looking for the best compilation to watch together, he curiously picked the book up and started flipping through it. His eyes scanning over the multiple pages covered in drawings, all of himself. Looking up smugly and holding the opened book out to you he smirked.

“What’s this Baby?” You turned around, your expression changing from confused to mortified in record time as you see the numerous sketches of him. 

“Gah! Give me that!” You attempted to snatch the book from him but he was faster, holding it high above your head as he smirked and continued to look at the drawings. All while you desperately continued to try and take it from his grasp. “They’re- they’re just some drawings! Now give that back!”

“So you admit you’ve been drawing me! Ha! I knew it! You’re obsessed with me!” He spoke so cockily. He really did take any chance he could get to boost his ego or flatter himself. You tried to deny it but all that came out were embarrassed stutters. He laughed before handing you the book and shrugging.

“I can’t blame you. I guess I’m just that awesome.” You snatched the book from his hands and playfully gave him a punch to the shoulder. He snickered at how sheepish you looked right now. “Don’t worry, it looks great! Almost as good as the real deal!” He bent down to your level now, looking you in the eye as you blushed madly. “I think you got the claws a bit short though.” He said as he tapped your book with a clawed finger.

That was it. You practically died from the sheer amount of embarrassment. He laughed out loud now. You just wanted to curll up under a rock and disappear at this point. 

“I wanna try now!” He nabbed your sketchbook once more along with the pencil in the binding. At this point you didn’t even try to stop him. He flopped down on your bed and began flipping through the pages, looking for a blank one. You sighed and sat down beside him, sitting on your pillow and watching him attempt to draw.

To say the best, he had clearly never attempted to draw before.His tongue poked out to the side as he concentrated, trying to replicate the art you seemingly created with such ease. With each time he had to erase a mistake or start again, he grew more frustrated. Easily becoming angry and scribbling harshly. Thank god you hadn’t been drawing on any of the pages behind that one, whatever it was would be ruined for sure.

Now it was your turn to laugh. I quiet giggle escaped you even as you tried to suppress it. Cheetu groaned angrily, tossing the sketchbook to the side. He grabbed you by the waist, pulling you into his lap and laying down. He squeezed you, nuzzling his head into the crook of your neck. You chuckled to yourself and held the hands wrapped around your waist. 

Teaching him to draw would be next on your list of things to do together.

Alright, for some reason tumblr hasn't been showing all of my posts in the recent search, so I'd recommend checking my page for new stuff if you can't find anything new on the recent page. It's done that with a couple other of my posts, as well as one I just made, theorizing on how Cheetu might not be dead.

About scripting, not everything on it, might not all be correct but here we go.

Basically everything you want to specify, change and or edit about your dr, yourself or other people. You can also script things like clones etc. That's for a different post.

You don't need a script! You can go to your dr with no changes or anything at all. Just *pop* no changes. Or you can make changes and stuff without writing it down or typing it. That works just fine too.

Why I recomend scripting? First, it's fun as hell. Second, it gets you thinking about your dr and puts in that shifting headspace. Also great for world building. And lastly, even though you can just have your script in your mind and it works fine, some people including myself get a little paranoid that it won't work and they can die or some other nasty thing because it wasn't on paper.

Even though you'll be fine, it can make you feel better having something physical and get you more excited about shifting than scared.

How detailed should I make my script?

Anywhere from no script to a library's worth. If you wanna wing it, go ahead! If you wanna specify everything down to the last atom then you do you! In short, as detailed or as not detailed as you want.

Is it immoral to make someone like me or be my friend in my dr?

NO! Make them your friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, datemate, mom, dad, parent, enemy, bully, idol, mentor, mentee, teacher, student, doctor, frenemy, best friend forever, friend with benefits, ANYTHING.

When shifting you are visiting one of infinite realities. So in at least one (probably thousands) reality, you are their significant other, friend or whatever. Scripting isn't forcing them to be that person to you, it's specifying exactly wich reality you want to go to. It is also okay to make multiple people your partner, again you are only specifying, not bending their free will.

Can I script that...

Script whatever the hell you want, literally anything, does not matter what it is or how out of left field it seems.

What about going back in time?

I can't say, I'm trying to do that, and haven't succeeded yet. It does sound iffy, but I'm willing to take the risk of creepy shit happening. Creepy stuff won't necessarily happen, but messing with time just feels really worrying. It's probably fine but I can't say. Please ask someone who has actually shifted to the past, if you want to know for sure.

More shifting stuff soon!🎉

Why was Cheetu’ s crossbow so slow?

1. He rushed

As you can guess, one of the reasons was likely the fact that it was just thrown together at the last second. He didn’t take his time making something efficient, and was already using a likely strenuous ability (tag). He was in a hurry and freaked out whilst making the bow so he probably just wanted some kind of long range weapon and didn’t care what.

 2. Conjurer complications

As we know from Kurapika, being able to conjure something and do it well requires not only lots of time, but knowing everything about what you are conjuring. Kurapika had to learn the feel, smell and taste of chains. He drew hundreds of pictures of them. He knew them like the back of his hand. (Pun intended). 

However, because Cheetu hadn’t done that, he got something very flawed.

3. He doesn’t know anything about crossbows

Nen abilities are usually something very personal to the individual. Not just in looks. I’d say the only thing personal about his crossbow is the style and claws. He likely only saw them in his comic books and never a real one. The people of the NGL are peaceful, and the drug lords wouldn’t have something like that when they had guns.

We all know comic books can be very inaccurate when it comes to weapons, vehicles and other detailed items. He likely only ever saw a simplified version. So no matter how many times he studied that crossbow, it would be inefficient because of the way it had been depicted to him.

4. The way it’s made

This sort of ties into the last one. But honestly. compare his crossbow with a real one.

Crossbows are more like old revolvers or pistols, but with extra stuff on the front. You even shoot it like you would a gun with a trigger. His covers his arm and hand up to the elbow. It would be difficult to pull the trigger when it would have to be moved so far up. But judging by where the string is pulled back to, I’d say he actually pulled off not having to move the trigger. 

He likely had something attached to a finger that would pull the trigger at the back of the crossbow. That makes it overcomplicated however, and could effect it’s performance. 

But he at least knows that the bolts are usually meant to be the length of ones lower arm. Unfortunately because he is a chimera ant with different proportions, he didn’t think to shorten the bolt and instead ended up with a roughly 30.5 inch bolt. The best sized bolts are from 16-22 inches.

We also see that the bolts have triangular fletchlings, regular fletchlings are more rounded. Even angular ones round inward at the back. Normally triangular fletchlings are used for a bow, not a crossbow. That likely effected the aerodynamics and slowed down the bolts.

Another thing that probably slowed down the bolts a lot, was the skull they come out of. It only has a hole big enough for the tip of the bolt, there is no space for the fletchlings. The fact he even got a bolt out of that is a miracle. Under regular circumstances, it would have gotten stuck at the fletchlings and just hung down from the skull.

But the fact that it was able to get through the skull, tells me that crossbow had some serious force to it, and that the fletchlings were very flexible.

5. Nen power

The abilities given by Pouf are very strong. We know that’s how Cheetu got his “Tag” ability. It was a very strong ability that didn’t seem to be hard for him to use, even being able to have it in use for up to 8 hours. That’s nothing to sneeze at. But when we see his newly made crossbow, it’s pathetic to say the least.

I suspect the reason Pouf’s gifted abilities are so powerful, is because they force the user to increase their actual aura output power (AOP) to the same number as their potential aura output power (POP). Knuckle goes into more detail in episode 90.

That would also explain why the only strong abilities he has are the ones given to him by Pouf. It’s a method of control, to keep them relying on him, and by relying on him, it requires them to swear loyalty to the king. The whole thing is a sort of win-win.

When it comes to using their own abilities however, the AOP decreases to it’s actual amount. Which is reflective of how skilled they actually are. This keeps the ants from running off to do their own thing and think they can be just as powerful without Pouf. It keeps them on a leash. You may think you’re free to do anything and may even be able to take down the king. But that’s why all of the abilities have flaws. 

It ensures the king’s safety from rogue soldiers. Be it they don’t know how to properly use their ability, or they do know how to use it, but loop holes and gaps keep them from doing damage to Lord Meruem.

This is why Cheetu’ s crossbow is so weak. It reflects where his actual nen level lies. He lacks training, patience, and a desire to learn. We also see the tole it takes on him to make an ability out of thin air. It isn’t as simple as activating “Tag”.

Conclusion

His crossbow didn’t work because he sacrificed efficiency for aesthetic and didn’t know anything about crossbows. 

What would have made his ability work?

Had he been working on a melee ability sooner and his nen, he’d have had an easier time conjuring the crossbow and it could’ve packed an even harder punch. 

If he had been studying crossbows extensively he would have known how to make it usable and aesthetic. If the skull wasn’t there or it didn’t have such a small hole for the bolt it would’ve been probably as fast as him. In fact he could’ve just had a big “U” shape cut out from the top of the skull to where the bolt would be. It would keep the look but in a more practical sense.

Plus if he shortened the bolt and gave it regular fletchlings it would be even faster.

I also think having it arm mounted wasn’t the best idea. It’s seen in media fairly often, but in truth, it isn’t nearly as badass as it looks. Having a standard hand held one would be better. Also having his arm free could help in combat. Sometimes you run into situations like Shizuku was in when fighting Pike. Sometimes dropping the item can be faster than having it disappear. Not to mention the natural reflexes are faster.

Since it’s hand held, having entire claws on it isn’t necessary. It would just look weird. His own claws are sharp enough to get the job done, and now that his bolts are more accurate, he doesn’t need the claws.

Now the only problem would be reloading. Rather than grabbing the previous bolt and reloading it, another bolt could just be conjured in the other’s place. Depending on how good he gets at nen, the bow could mimic a rapid-fire gun. 

Aim wouldn’t really be a problem for him though. We saw him use it before and he aimed perfectly for Morel’s head. Had Morel not blocked (or it have been a smoke clone) he would have been killed.

He can pair the weapon with his speed as well. He wouldn’t be trackable and where he shot would be a surprise (a painful one) for his victim.

All together would be a scary, but functioning crossbow, with deadly accurate rapid-fire bolts, and a terrifying wielder.

Maybe this time it will load for y’all!

Could Cheetu still be alive?

Alright, I saw a post somewhere theorizing on how Cheetu could still be alive. I don’t know who made the post and I can’t find it, but it really got me thinking. 

So, how could he be alive? We saw his body, the blood, and we saw him stop moving. He got a giant aura punch to the head, by Silva non the less, so chances of him surviving such a serious head injury are slim, and chances of him ever being himself again, even lower.

Pretty sure you’d be more likely to get hit by a runaway train as it’s struck by lightning and be able to get up and walk away.

BUT! And I don’t know if the other person mentioned this because it’s been a while since I read it. What if he tricked Silva and Zeno? What if he wasn’t the one punched. 

Nen is as original as art, and the series emphasizes this with unique nen abilities for each character. No two are the same, even within the same nen category. But just like in art, there are nen thieves (Chrollo), people who take inspiriation from other abilities (Cheetu. Morel said his ability was influenced by knuckles hakoware) and those who happen to come up with something similar to another person. (Gon’s ability is basically a strong punch, just like Uvogin, yet they never met.)

Now, how could Cheetu have escaped when we saw him dead? How could he be alive aside from a 1 in 6 billion chance? How could he be somewhere else while we’re looking at him?

A double.

I think he may have come up with something similar to Kastro’s double.

Alright, Kastro’s double scenario flopped because he isn’t a conjurer or manipulator, he’s an enhancer. But he was still able to create a very convincing looking double of himself. 

Now, Cheetu’s new ability was once again bestowed to him by Pouf, who is capable of creating some seriously detailed and powerful abilities. Despite the Savannah thing flopping, that’s still a pretty big ability that takes a lot of nen to use. Cheetu used it with ease, and even made a new ability out of thin air by himself. And a key point to a double working, is being a conjurer.

Cheetu is a conjurer, so it wouldn’t have been hard for him to create a double. 

Conjurer’s can master up to 60% of manipulation.

(Not my chart)

I don’t really think he’d have mastered any manipulation yet, but you know what, I won’t completely toss out the idea.

Another factor to this working is speed. You couldn’t tell when Kastro was using his double ability because he was so fast, yet that likely put a strain on his body. With someone like Cheetu however, speed would be no problem, and he could probably make it seem like nothing ever happened, and you wouldn’t know it was a duplicate.

I know there’s someone thinking, “But Hisoka said you can’t replicate battle wounds in your duplicate!” For some people that may be the case, plus, Kastro wasn’t necessarily the perfect example either. He was an enhancer, he could never have gotten good enough to do that with conjuration in the first place.

When you also take into consideration the strength of the powers Pouf hands out, and Cheetu’s ability to just create a new hatsu out of nowhere, having a duplicate do that wouldn’t be a far stretch.

But he wouldn’t need to in that instance. All he would have to do is take the split second to conjure his double, and speed off. Silva probably wouldn’t have noticed anyways, He’s looking straight down from above with a giant nen energy ball obscuring his view. Plus, he isn’t going to expect someone to notice him in time, or have the reflexes. And his fist clearly collided with whom he thought to be Cheetu, and he saw “Cheetu” die. 

Zeno wouldn’t have seen either, his back was turned for that split second, and amidst the rubble and dust, you can’t even see the palace in the background.

There is an interesting thing I feel I should note. The person who posted, theorizing that Cheetu wasn’t dead, mentioned something about his ears moving back, I think they said (don’t quote me) “He noticed and was preparing his ability.” Something along those lines.

I agree, I think he realized there was an attack incoming and he readied his double. I also think he was getting ready to run.

When Cheetu is running, there are multiple times we see him with his ears back. 

(This is him running before getting tripped, Morel’s foot hasn’t touched him yet, there’s still a small gap. You can see he does indeed run with his ears back.)

I doubt his ears being back was unintentional. When real Cheetahs are running, they run with their ears back. Scientists think it has to do with wind pressure going at such high speeds, (makes sense) and it keeps their head level even as their body moves, so as to keep their eyes on their prey.

Here’s the short article: https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2018/02/cheetahs-ears-are-crucial-catching-dinner

I tried finding more articles because I like to have reliable sources, but shockingly there aren’t many articles on “Why do cheetahs run with their ears back”.

In short, I think he realized an attack was coming, he flipped his ears back, ready to run and prepared his double. The moment he seemingly get’s cut off by the punch, is when he makes his double, escaping in the blink of an eye. His double probably can’t move or talk yet, hence them being cut off. The double could probably mimic appearance only, that includes exterior and interior, hair, eyes, fur, blood, muscles, and organs. 

But I don’t think he managed to have them mimic a brain, or he left it out on purpose. He can’t manipulate yet, so a brain would have no purpose. That’s why we only see blood leaking out. With such a traumatic injury to the head, brains would be splattered everywhere.

Here is the dubbed scene for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitIQ0BUtVk

It may seem far fetched that he could just disappear in the blink of an eye, but we’ve actually seen him do it before, when he waits till the last second to dodge a bullet.

See here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjEldw-ygrc

We don’t see which direction he goes in, nor him removing the officers fingers, we don’t even hear him until the camera pans back and we see him eating the fingers and talking. So really it isn’t that far fetched.

In conclusion, I think Cheetu is alive. By no means is this meant to be canon, I’m just speculating and coming up with any reason for him to be alive, he is my goddamn comfort character!