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starrymaster‌:

“AH! I won’t go too overbearing but… Foreigner doesn’t know that his waifu won’t be summon-able until like 2020….”

“Ah, noted! well that means we can save up some money for you to summon her!”

nurseryrhymed‌:

mister hakuno‌:

     “i love hide-and-seek!! but… i don’t know.. i’m very very good.. do you think you’ll be able to find me?” she has a bit of a mischievous expression on her face. 

“Oh? Do you have some kind of spell or Noble Phantasm that will be helping you..?” He was tempted to but a ‘no magic’ rule in place but he didn’t want her to be unhappy.

scaithach‌:

“Ah, now you decide to put your trust in me?”

She did not bother hiding a hint of irony that could be clearly heard in her voice as her response was accompanied by a lighthearted, albeit somewhat indulgent chuckle — quite often, she tended to forget that he was, in fact, more of a child rather than a young man, let alone a warrior. But to think that she, Scáthach, the legendary and powerful queen, was about to take part in modern festive events that could not be further from the celebrations she was so used to? No matter the era, it seemed to her humanity would never cease to amaze her, constantly changing the world and inventing new things. In the light of all this, sometimes he couldn’t help but wonder if she’d ever be able to keep up.

Perhaps not.

But that was alright.

“Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’ve heard that the purpose it serves is entertainment, is it not? You claim you believe you should be fine with me by your side, and yet there is doubt in your voice and your knees are shaking. Don’t you find it peculiar?”

“Oh...well I  guess I shouldn’t hide the fact that I am a little worried- normally Halloween is supposed to be for fun, to scare someone else in a playful way.” 

Truly he never expected to actually have to explain this but it did make sense for one so out of touch with everything as Scáthach, not by choice obviously, to have questions and maybe even doubts. He just hoped that he explained it well enough. 

As for this house, normally he wouldn’t be too worried, but ever eince he was assigned one of the servants as a bodyguard for this. It did put him on edge as well...who needed a bodyguard in a haunted house? 

...then again this could just be to show the Lancer what Halloween was about, he hoped this to be true

“...it’s just that I don’t completely know what is going on and I’m slightly worried, I am no fighter like you so, there is seldom I can do...that is why I ask for you to go in first!”

“But...we don’t have that kind of money, that’s why we’re taking this job-”

“…So can a Master summon Jalter because my wallet is gonna be in pieces if I try to summon her…?”

H, K

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Pretty well groomed actually, after sex it can get a bit messy however, depending on how rough the love making is. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Complete opposite then his sister, one of his kinks is being controlled, aka, Submission