But...we Dont Have That Kind Of Money, Thats Why Were Taking This Job-

“But...we don’t have that kind of money, that’s why we’re taking this job-”

“…So can a Master summon Jalter because my wallet is gonna be in pieces if I try to summon her…?”

nurseryrhymed‌:

mister‌:

     “you awooed back, you awooed back–!! that means we’re friends now, right?? does that mean you’ll play with me???” she’s exhilarated ! 

“Of course I can play with you!” If there was one thing he did understand it was friends! Whether they are AWOOing or not!

“Also you can call me Hakuno, ok little one~”

Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)

Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!

So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!

   ❝ 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕                𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕                   𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒅𝒔: 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆                              𝒘𝒉𝒐  𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒖𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆                              𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔, 𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚                            𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒊𝒕 𝒈𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒔,                                  𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒑𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆. ❞

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Motorboating and cuddling after sex.

SEND IN KINKS AND MY MUSE WILL RATE THEM.

Motorboating

Definitely Not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There go my pants |

Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

“Ummm…k-keep that on the down low please-”

Cuddling after sex

Definitely Not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There go my pants |

Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

“Cuddling after sex is the best you guys!!”