Barty, From Across The Potions Lab: Look, Evs! *proceeds To Dump Explosive Substances Into His Cauldron*

Barty, from across the potions lab: Look, Evs! *proceeds to dump explosive substances into his cauldron*

Evan, with a hint of a grin: What an absolute idiot

Regulus: That’s your absolute idiot

Evan, grinning even wider: I know

genuinely my favorite sirius fanart ever

he loved too hard while staying true to himself and we all love him for it (me especially)

There is something about james potter having no self respect whatsoever like yeah babe, keep humiliating urself, surely Lily/Regulus will start seeing u differently now and accept your 87th public marriage proposal of the week.

the headcanon of regulus just being able to cry on command is horrifying but also the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking heard. like i imagine regulus is hanging out with the marauders, post black brothers reconciliation, and him and sirius are bickering and sirius JOKINGLY goes “well it’s not MY fault it’s impossible for you to show any emotion” and regulus blinks. and then just fully starts sobbing.

and james and remus and peter are all like ?!?!?! what the FUCK . RIGHTFULLY SO. and james’ heart is hurting so bad because he’s never seen regulus cry before and he’s trying to comfort him and hold him and regulus, (who is gay and a little shit) is just letting himself be hugged and letting james pet his hair or whatever and remus is like. sirius what the fuck apologize to your brother??????? because sirius has been sitting there the entire time unmoving and he just raises his eyebrows, completely unimpressed and deadpan when he goes, “you guys do know he’s faking right”. and then when remus and james both are like HUH??? torn between bewildered and angry with this reaction, regulus just extracts himself from james, face completely neutral but with tears drying on his cheeks, no sign of the heaving, hyperventilating sobs he’d fallen into literally a second ago and says “i win”. it terrifies peter so bad that he can’t look him in the eyes for a week

people think regulus is the good one but that’s because he’s only smart enough not to get caught. he’s the remus of the skittles: he fine-tunes their idiotic plans and is one of the biggest supporters of their idiocy, but also knows when to skedaddle so he never gets caught

regulus is NOT the sensible one when he's in a trio with rosekiller. i firmly believe that they are dumb, dumber and dumbest; half a brain cell between the 3 of them when they are together. you'd have either pandora or dorcas wondering where rosekiller have gone off to and the person they're talking to be all, "they're fine, regulus is with them." and they'd immediately scramble bc that's way worse!!

James Potter is Gomez Addams and Regulus Black is Morticia Addams

No one can tell me otherwise 🤭