If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Became Hyperfixated On A Cringey, Fanfictiony Story About The "next

if i had a nickel for every time i became hyperfixated on a cringey, fanfictiony story about the "next generation" that comes after a classic and widely beloved piece of media SOLELY because they baited me in with a (somehow well written despite it all) gay ship, i would have two nickels!!!! which isn't a lot but HOW DID I FALL FOR IT TWICE!!!!!

Not gonna lie, the first time I read the Cursed Child I had a fit of rage, but…a thing will grow on you when it’s your only cannon content serving that sweet, sweet “Albus the Grump” & “Scorpius the awkward-cinnamon-bun-nerd” action. 

So wholesome.

I need to sleep

these poor boys are not safe from the angst in any au

albus is so “waving through a window” and scorpius is so “michael in the bathroom”

harry being all “it’ll take your feelings into account!!!” about the sorting hat humorously backfiring because ya… it did….. except all it did was push albus closer to slytherin because he met the weird malfoy boy and was like yeah I need to spend seven years with this kid fr

that one Thomas Sanders vine lmao