Hawks: I Think God Misheard My Prayers For A Slice Of Life Life, And Went With Slice Lives

Hawks: I think god misheard my prayers for a “slice of life” life, and went with “slice lives”

still getting used to it

i personally need 'em to team up real bad

*Post war jokes bc improvement is an upward battle but it can be a fun one with the right people*

Hawks: I’m forgetting something

Tokoyami: Morals, probably

Hawks: No no, it was something important

Keigo: Sometimes, you have to live for yourself, and that’s ok

Touya: Sometimes, you have to love yourself, and that’s ok too

Kirishima: Hey, man! How'd it go? Did you finally tell Midoriya that you're in love with him like we planned?

Bakugo: Shut the hell up, Shitty Hair!

Kirishima: I'll take that as a no. Aw, buddy. What happened?

Bakugo: I went to his dorm room to talk, but when he opened the door he was wearing a fuckin' All Might onesie.

Kirishima: ...and that was a problem why?

Bakugo: It was so fucking cute I forgot why I was there. So I slammed the door and got the hell out of there.

Kirishima: Oh. Okay, that's not so bad!

Bakugo: Then I texted him and told him he looked stupid and that the onesie wasn't accurate to All Might's Silver Age costume.

Kirishima:

Kirishima: Do you not see how this just further proves that you two nerds belong together!?