It Was Intended As A Joke But More Evidence Seems To Show Up And Now Were Getting Nervous

It was intended as a joke but more evidence seems to show up and now we’re getting nervous

The headcanon that actually became canon

levels of headcanon:

This is heavily supported by text/subtext and is likely what the creators intended for me to get from this 

this is sort of supported by the text and could, conceivably be what the creators intended for me to get from the text/subtext

there is no evidence either way

there is slight evidence against my headcanon, but I don’t care

I’ve stopped giving a crap about canon

In other news, after quite literally “a day in their shoes”, I have newfound respect for people who wear heels all the time

I am so nervous hahahhHahHhhAaAHhah

I am so nervous hahahhHahHhhAaAHhah

Channeling inner camera-ready-Hawks come on I got this

(I don’t but I gotta say I do :”))) fake it till u make it amirite)

I am so nervous hahahhHahHhhAaAHhah

gen z culture is perpetually switching between "i am the smartest person in the world and i deserve a nobel prize for intelligence" to "i have the iq of an iguana how did i pass fourth grade" in school

There are more plot twists packed in this small chunk of text than 30 mil blockbuster movies and I respect that

Just the idea of Hawks continuously calling out to someone from above if they are okay, even trying to sense their hearbeat with his feathers. He gets no response so he finally goes down to check on them a bit panicked, only to realize its a scarecrow that looks disturbingly human. He takes a moment to release the breath he was holding, then questions who the fuck puts a scarecrow in an ally way.