Dumbassery - Tumblr Posts
I played around with animation tweening :’)
Cupid shuffle confusion
Me: I loved when the played the cubic shuffle, it was so fun to dance to
My brother: don’t you mean the cubic shuffle??
Me: *starts laughing* bud it’s the Cupid shuffle not the cubic shuffle *continues to laugh* that is silly though
Our mother: I think I like cubic shuffle over Cuban shuffle
Me: *looks at my mom with utter confusion* it’s… the Cupid shuffle…?
Mom: *looks it up* oh so it is
gen z culture is perpetually switching between "i am the smartest person in the world and i deserve a nobel prize for intelligence" to "i have the iq of an iguana how did i pass fourth grade" in school
Nothing makes you feel more wanted than a wanted poster 🥰
Boss: Carve some pumpkins for my pumpkin contest!
Me, hating my job, my boss, my co-workers, the world:
Okay ive grown up on Tumblr and I've NEVER been targeted by so many bots. What did I do? Is it the cat pictures? Does my milkshake bring all the bots to the yard? Are my shitposts that attractive?
💕💘😻Be mine😻💘💕
So it's fine when I walk around with a cane, but when I run on all fours it's "unacceptable" and "terrifying"
Totally normal thing to find in my notes
My mom is studying to become a phlebotomist and I'm so proud of her for that but I CANNOT handle an arm in the drying rack
ATLA and Zuko
When I first watched ATLA as a teenager, my dumbass thought that Zuko's scar wasn't a scar. I thought that he got punched really hard one time (I'm not the most perceptive, so I didn't notice his deformed ear), and the animators were taking the time to establish continuity with injuries. I kept wondering why it never healed, and then the people in the show called it a scar, and Iroh told everyone Zuko's tragic backstory, and only then did I get it.
I was really stupid.