Help.

Help.

Per lasts nights stoned convo with Vee, I want to bite Pedro’s bicep like a chicken wing! I don’t eat chicken, but I would eat his wing and dip it in barbecue sauce and ranch!

See how easy it is to just be ✨normal✨weird?

New photo of Pedro has me feeling like:

@joelsgreys gets it 🤭

😂🤣

So right. This man can do both so well. Hard to say which is my favorite. This t shirt is definitely doing those biceps favors though

That picture of pedro leaning against the car on the materialists set almost fucking kills me every time I see it. Like, what is it about that picture specifically?? I have no idea!!! But every time I see it my pussy quite literally quivers.

Also he looks so fucking good in that coke shirt. A prime example of Get You A Man Who Can Do Both. I honestly have the softest spot for him in worn in t shirts and rumpled looking, but these materialist shots have got me in a tizzy.

i mean it's borderline obscene. the knee pop? the slutty hand on the waist? the furrowed brow? leaning on his $200k car? i would trust him with my life i think

and then in the same damn day! THIS delightful smiley dork! i'm also living for him in his casual clothes with his hair all done up 🥰 the prettiest man to ever, i fear

Me, seeing that there are already Fanfics about Pedro Pascal's new character for the upcoming gladiator 2 movie: The Devil works hard, but fanfic authors work harder. Holy shit.