Fan-fiction-floozy - Vote For Pedro

Hmmmm…but which stage is your favorite Joel?

I love him.

New photo of Pedro has me feeling like:

@joelsgreys gets it 🤭

C’mon…we all know it’s coming. I just hope he gets decent screen time before it happens and it’s not within the first 30 minutes

So help me, if he dies in another gruesome death, he better receive an Oscar nomination for this role! At least his hair is on point! 😉❤️😘

Help.

Per lasts nights stoned convo with Vee, I want to bite Pedro’s bicep like a chicken wing! I don’t eat chicken, but I would eat his wing and dip it in barbecue sauce and ranch!

See how easy it is to just be ✨normal✨weird?

So right. This man can do both so well. Hard to say which is my favorite. This t shirt is definitely doing those biceps favors though

That picture of pedro leaning against the car on the materialists set almost fucking kills me every time I see it. Like, what is it about that picture specifically?? I have no idea!!! But every time I see it my pussy quite literally quivers.

Also he looks so fucking good in that coke shirt. A prime example of Get You A Man Who Can Do Both. I honestly have the softest spot for him in worn in t shirts and rumpled looking, but these materialist shots have got me in a tizzy.

i mean it's borderline obscene. the knee pop? the slutty hand on the waist? the furrowed brow? leaning on his $200k car? i would trust him with my life i think

and then in the same damn day! THIS delightful smiley dork! i'm also living for him in his casual clothes with his hair all done up 🥰 the prettiest man to ever, i fear