So Let's Start With The Obvious Discourse: Mr. Hobert Has Been Surprising Me.

so let's start with the obvious discourse: mr. hobert has been surprising me.

first he makes my emo dreams come true and then he plays songs at his pre-release party that let me know that HE HAS BEEN AT SOME COOKOUTS.

and my first thought listening to the new album was: who let him listen to wu-tang? 🤩 it's very cool to hear the musical influences in his own personal taste on an album that is different enough from hope world to be its own thing while also of course still musically be a continuing thread of that album.

i've been displaying bot behavior with "more" because i've always loved rock music and i'm a child of the 90's who is always suffering from nostalgia and this song and the video especially have that 90's rock feeling to them from that first drum beat of the song to the video itself - i remember many a rock and rap video in the 90's where the plot was basically "capitalism is the worst and we're tired of the rat race and also fuck my boss". the scene where hobi becomes the office hero by besting The Man was such a great throwback.

and i was so excited to see that because it looks and feels very genuine in his music. i think there are artists that seek to recreate those sounds bc it can be fashionable but bc those artists don't care about the music or really feel anything about it, you can feel when it's corny and misplaced and i have not felt that way with jack in the box.

so fine 😩

shocked, disappointed, and hurt to find that simply fantasizing about all the things i want to write does not count as writing or increase my word counts.

wow.

7 heavens (teaser)

pairing: ot7 x reader summary:  inspired by this concept: “seven minutes in heaven except it’s just you tied up in the closet and each of the seven boys get to take turns using you for seven minutes.” word count: 394 (teaser) warnings/themes: implied polyamory, is it voyeurism if multiple people are only hearing you have sex?, oral sex (f & m receiving), masturbation, mutual masturbation, edging, blindfolds, there's a lot of musing about what bts smells like bc reader is relying on her other senses...is there a name for this?, the lightest bit of bondage - reader’s hands are tied at some point, face-fucking, orgasm denial, bangtan’s filthy mouths and big dicks, spanking, multiple positions author’s note: as this is just a teaser, it is possible that the warnings and title will change in the actual finished product but all updates will be noted.

tae is the first to enter.

(you can tell before he speaks because you heard him gloating outside the door immediately before entering and immediately following the badly quieted commotion from a room away that signaled that they were deciding the order to come in by a hushed game of gawi bawi bo because how else could they have decided the order without letting ego or desire take hold?)

but you can’t see him. the game and the blindfold had both been your idea and despite the fact that you haven’t even been touched yet, you’re turned on at the idea of being at the mercy of each of them; you’re turned on at the idea of the unknown, at your own vulnerability and the trust that you all place in one another.

“hello, angel.” his voice is low and self-satisfied as he reaches out a hand to gently pet your curls to alert you to his presence as he lowers himself down to your level. your other senses work on overdrive to make up for the lack of sight and his smell overpowers everything else - both woody and sweet with an elegant note of earthy spiciness cutting through, the scent is as rich, nuanced, and alluring as he is.

you’re still dressed because they liked “unwrapping gifts” as they had explained to you and your hands are still free (for now anyways; you had invited them to tie you up and you had your theory about who would be the one to take you up on the offer) and as tae’s lips meet yours, you reach for him blindly. your hands land on his shoulders, pulling him in closer. you know you’re going to be teased, it’s inevitable given the amount of time they each have and the nature of the little game but it doesn’t mean you can’t try.

your attempts to deepen the kiss are foiled as he smiles against you and begins to trail his kisses from your mouth to your neck. you are more than happy to allow him to do so, letting your head fall back with a sigh as your hands fall away from him to the ground behind you as you try to keep your balance . his hands find your breasts through the fabric of your blouse and his fingers tease your nipples into stiff peaks.

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omg.

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