Edgin: Xenk, What Are We To Each Other?

Edgin: Xenk, what are we to each other?

Xenk: What do you mean?

Edgin: I mean… We just had sex. What are we to each other?

Xenk: We’re gay for each other, of course. What else would we be?

Edgin:

Obsessed with the idea that a modern Dracula reimagining could have Count Dracula tossing Jonathan’s smart phone out the window, declaring it to be a “foul bauble of man’s vanity” and the bit would still work. XD

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Anakin: Obi-Wan and Cody sitting on a tree

Ahsoka: K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Cody: listen here you little-

Obi-Wan: oh I don't think we'd just be kissing if we got a moment alone from you two.

Obi-Wan, smirking: We would be doing something ~much better~

Cody, blushing:...

Anakin:...

Ahsoka:...

Rex: I HATE THIS FAMILY

Bant and Obi-Wan being stepsiblings in modern AUs is an underexplored dynamic

For girls who are so uninteresting 💛