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Being Amy & Jake’s Child Would Include
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Being Amy and Jake’s son/daughter would include.. {Brooklyn 99}
For the most part, it’s the best thing ever
They are really good parents, loving and caring
It might not seem like it, but they give great advice
You can count on them if you need anything
They will be supportive if you have a problem
Listen to you and be very open and thoughtful
They definitely take your feelings into consideration
They aren’t extremely affectionate, but you still feel loved
Amy tells you she loves you a lot, Jake not as often
He is trying to, though, because he loves you with all his heart
He just has a bit of trouble expressing it, especially with words
There are definitely a lot of hugs, your favorite are the triple ones
When one of them hugs you and the other one just joins in
Meeting everyone at the precinct and hanging out with them
Especially with Terry’s and Charles’ kids, you adore them
But you have looked after Cheddar several times too
And you love Holt and Kevin, as well as Charles, Terry and Gina
And Rosa is just like your cool badass aunt, she’s awesome
Family escapades with Jake and Amy, to theme parks and cool places
There are a few things that annoy you so much about your parents
Being embarrassed by them, especially by your dad
He literally enjoys embarrassing you, it’s so amusing to him
And Amy will have to tell him off ‘Come on, Jake…’
Just to avoid you dying from embarrassment right there and then
You’re also grossed out when they kiss, even if it’s something innocent
Jake uses this as a weapon when he wants you to go to your room
‘You can’t stop me from loving your mom, Y/N!’ ‘Fine, I’m leaving!’
Deep down you think it’s sweet and cute, but still embarrassing
The worst part about them being your parents is the worry
Sure, they worry about you and try to be the best their can
They are protective about you and want nothing to happen to you
But being cops, you are always worrying about their wellbeing
Still, you are so proud of what they do
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Voltron Characters as Brooklyn Nine Nine Quotes
Lance:
Keith:
Pidge:
Allura:
Shiro:
Hunk:
Lotor:
Peraltiago au:
Amy comes home drunk after 6x05. In the morning Jake wakes her up before her alarm goes off so her it doesn’t jar her awake. He closes the curtains so the light doesn’t hurt her eyes. He brings her Advil and a glass of water in bed for her hangover.
Gina: This drama is too much for me.
*leaves*
*comes back with popcorn*
Gina: Continue.
Kidnapper (on phone): We have your son.
Amy: Actually, I’m holding my son.
Kidnapper (getting frustrated): then who the heck just asked for chocolate with a straw and made us cut the crust off of his PB&J?
Amy: Oh god.
Kidnapper: What?
Amy: You have my husband.
So we know that Jake loves Taylor Swift, but what if Amy loves Brendan Urie. Imagine how happy they would be singing this song UWU
Jake: I’m gonna mix my Gatorade and ice cream.
Amy: Jake, no.
The best thing about 2019 so far has been Andy Samberg’s hair.
[Peraltiago at a restaurant]
Jake: So, how is the most beautiful person in the world?
Amy: I don’t know Jake, how are...
Gina from under the table: I’m doing great Jake, thanks for asking.
Holt, in the background: CHEDDAAAAR
She looks at him with so much love. I CAN’T😍😍😍
Gif stolen from @peraltiago-s
Jake and Amy: *gazing into each other’s eyes*
Gina: *opens a soda*
Jake: We were having a moment.
Gina: And I’m having a soda.
Amy normally: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities.
Amy playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
One of the shortest, but funniest cold opens for the show change my mind.
Jackie: And I figured PR would be the easiest path to launching my reality show "Jackie said go".
Donna: I thought your reality show was to be called "Jackie in a bottle".
Jackie: No, that was my fragrance line, keep up!
Eric, after coming back from Africa: I've been through hell.
Jackie: Big deal, I worked at the Cheese Palace at the mall for a whole year. So not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there.
Jackie: I do not have a crush on Steven.
Donna, holding up a piece of paper: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Jackie: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Donna: My mistake.
*Red and Kitty are having problems*
Hyde: You two just need to bone.
Eric: *panic*
Red: What did you say?
Eric, whispering: Don't say it again.
Hyde: I said you two need to bone.
Red: How. Dare. You. Steven J. Hyde. I PUT A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD!
*5 minutes later*
Red: BONE?!
*10 minutes later*
Red: What happens in my bedroom, Steven, is none of your business.
*21 minutes later*
Red: BONE?!
*40 minutes later*
Red: Don't ever speak to me like that again. [leaves the room]
Eric: Why would you do that?
Hyde: Now he knows, problem solved. You're welcome.
Jackie: I was born for politics.
Jackie: I have great hair, and I love lying.