Semiramis: Welcome To The Red Faction Meeting. Here, We Shall Discuss Plans, Voice Complaints, And Explain

Semiramis: Welcome to the red faction meeting. Here, we shall discuss plans, voice complaints, and explain our wishes. Who’s first?

Shakespeare: Yes I have a complaint!

Semiramis: Now I’m going to stop you there. Faction members who actually do something are permitted to complain.

Amakusa: No, let’s not be mean. Go on caster.

Shakespeare: Being a playwright, you’re constantly looking for inspiration and exciting things to write about. Well the other day, I happened to be carrying a rather large ensemble of books. I noticed rider over my shoulder, walking the same way I was, so I asked him for assistance. He stared me directly in the eyes, and mind my assumed French ‘Ok Boomer’ before he walked ahead to bother archer.

Teary eyed Achilles: I’m not apologizing, it was great!

Amakusa:....So, caster what are you asking for?!

Shakespeare: RESPECT?!

Atalanta:.......Ok Boomer

Achilles: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Got em!

Semiramis: Truly a life more tragic than his plays.

Amakusa: ....Agreed.

Scathach: That’s it, you’re grounded!

Cu Chulainn: You can’t be ser-

Scathach, literally taking the stairs with her: You’ll get these back when you earn it!

Fate:Unlimited Maintenance

Meme Compilation

Lancer Cu: Hey, do you think I could fit 5 marshmallows in my mouth?

Scathach: You’re a hazard to society.

Berserker Cu: And a coward! Do twenty.

This is the quality I’ve come to adore from y’all.

Why haven’t you edited a cowboy hat on diarmuid yet

I don’t have Photoshop nor the time or will to put in the effort.

Scathach: Master, what’s a ‘Chariot Coupon?’

Ritsuka: O-oh....yeah, Medb gave them to me. Something about....riding...and love.

Scathach: Sétanta, let’s have a chat with a certain pink rider.

Cu Chulainn: Like a ‘chat chat?’ Or should I get the shovel...

Scathach:.....

Cu Chulainn: Alright, this feels like a shovel and spear conversation...