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the celtic lancer comics from fate/grand order comic anthology 2!
translation by @princemarxfucker typesetting by me
the celtic lancer comics from fate/grand order comic anthology 2!
translation by @princemarxfucker typesetting by me
Scathach: That’s it, you’re grounded!
Cu Chulainn: You can’t be ser-
Scathach, literally taking the stairs with her: You’ll get these back when you earn it!
Gudao: Lancer, have you ever made shishou mad?
Cu Chulainn, sweating: Oh yeah, it’s not fun.
Gudao: Really? What was the worst thing you’ve ever done?
Cu Chulainn: I told her that I was a warrior capable of surpassing her with just a little bit of time, because she’s getting older, so just wait.
Gudao:....what happened next? What did she do to you?
Cu Chulainn: Now that’s the terrifying part....nothing. She did nothing, except raising an eyebrow. A week went by and she forgot about it....or so I thought. I asked for some water, and she gave me the biggest smile before stepping out of the room. Five agonizing minutes later, she came back with a massive slab of ice, looked me in the eyes and said, “Just wait!”
Gudao: What did you do..wait?
Cu Chulainn: ‘course I did, are you insane? We didn’t go anywhere until the entire thing was a massive puddle.
Scathach: Do you have any idea why I stopped you all?
Lancer Cu, on a motorcycle: Nope.
Berserker Cu: ....
Proto Cu: Beats me.
Scatchach: There’s 3 Of you riding that tiny motorcycle, and not a single one of you see a problem?
Lancer: Jokes on you shishou, there’s 4 of us.
Scatchach: There’s 3 of you idiots.
Lancer: Ther-
Berserker: Caster fell off 10 minutes ago.
Proto Cu: Why didn’t you say anything?!
Berserker: Because I’m not exactly hating the leg room.
Master: Lancer, you’ve been working really hard lately. I think it’s about time you receive a grail....if you’re willing of course!
Cú Chulainn, sporting a shit-eating grin: Hey shishou, guess what I’m about to get~
Scatchach: On my nerves.
Lancer Cu: Hey, do you think I could fit 5 marshmallows in my mouth?
Scathach: You’re a hazard to society.
Berserker Cu: And a coward! Do twenty.
Scathach: Master, what’s a ‘Chariot Coupon?’
Ritsuka: O-oh....yeah, Medb gave them to me. Something about....riding...and love.
Scathach: Sétanta, let’s have a chat with a certain pink rider.
Cu Chulainn: Like a ‘chat chat?’ Or should I get the shovel...
Scathach:.....
Cu Chulainn: Alright, this feels like a shovel and spear conversation...
Fergus: That’s it dude, you are about to get it!
Setanta: Wait wait wait a-WAIT!
Fergus: What?!
Setanta: I’m baby.
Fergus, about to throw a punch: The fuck does that even—
Scathach: Hey, stop! Wait, you can’t do that.
Fergus: WHAT?
Scathach: He’s baby! You can’t...you can’t just do that!
Setanta, sticking his tongue out: *Makes a fart noise with his mouth.*
Fergus: You fockin—
Scathach: Yeah, well he’s baby, SO-
Scathach: Okay, you know what, YOU’RE IN TIME OUT! SÉTANTA, GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! Get up there!
Cú Chulainn: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
Cú: Shishou, when we yawn, do deaf people think we’re screaming?
Scathach: …What?
Cú: If you’re waiting on your waiter, doesn’t that make you the waiter?
Scathach: You skipped training for this
Cú: How do you throw away a garbage can?
Scathach: STOP!
Cú: Why is it called taking a dump when you’re leaving it behind?
Scathach: …
Cú: …
Scathach: Done?
Cú: Aye.
Scathach: You’ve got a 5 second head start.
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