So I Was Laying Down Thinking About All These Delicious Possibilities That Are Keeping Me Awake ... Authors

So I was laying down thinking about all these delicious possibilities that are keeping me awake ... authors of ao3, tumblr, heck even Wattpad I'm begging you to at least consider these:

Fuckboy Dream X nerd Corinthian AU?

Vampire Dream X Vampire hunter Corinthian AU?

Student Dream X teacher Corinthian AU?

Corintheus arranged marriage AU?

Under cover cops / ex lovers AU?

"Pastor Dream sheltering an injured mafia boss Corinthian " AU?

Psychic x ghost AU?

Student rivalry AU?

Office rivalry AU?

Stalker AU?

Lonely dude X demon AU?

Prince Dream X knight Corinthian AU? (I'm actually working on this one)

"I pay you to act as my lover!" AU?

(Dream?)Obsessive lover x (Corinthian?) runaway lover AU?

Divorced but still in love AU?

I could probably come up with more but I'm dying of sleep...

Imagine him listening to the SYML version and cry bloody tears as if he wasn't the one who ran away...

The Chordettes, 1954: *releases Mr Sandman*

Corinthian: oh for the love of-

*moans

If you guys ok with this unfinished work

Matthew: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Corinthian: I am the knife!

Dream, from the other end of the hall: He's the little spoon.

Say it louder for the ones in the back

FYI, when it comes to fictional ships, “healthy” is just a pretentious way of saying “boring”.

Why... just why is this so accurate?

corinthian: would you still fuck me if i were a worm ;)

morpheus: *clink*

corinthian: what was that

morpheus: just adding another coin to my ‘everytime i regret creating the corinthian’ jar.

corinthian: … so would you or?