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feralmannequin

Autistic, mostly self-taught ("feral") artist from HBG, PA she/they just vibing and having a good time except for when I'm not.

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Hey Tumblr, Could You Please Watch My Cat For Me While I Go To The Bathroom? Make Sure She Doesn't Eat

Allie Cat, a brown tabby cat with some light orange tortoiseshell markings on her dense short hair, is laying happily on a warm pizza box on a desk. Her eyes are closed and her creamy white mouth appears to be smiling in a blissfully happy expression. One front paw is tucked into her chest while the other is extended out across the pizza box, showing her black and orange paw pads and the longer fur along the backs of her legs. Her back paws are tucked like bunny feet against the side of the pizza box.
Allie Cat's face behind a half-eaten piece of pizza I am holding up to the camera. Her green eyes are focused on the pizza with the focus of a golfer lining up a shot. Her pupils are huge. Her little pink tongue is poking out of her mouth as she delicately attempts to get a taste of the delicious pizza.

Hey Tumblr, could you please watch my cat for me while I go to the bathroom? Make sure she doesn't eat any of the pizza while I'm gone. I'll be right back!

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petblr pets of tumblr cats cat cute cat pizza pizza lovers tabby cat brown tabby rescue cats watch my cat for me please I'll just be a minute I'll be right back don't give her the pizza cats aren't supposed to have pizza please watch my cat I know she wants it but she can't have it ok thank you i love you bye bye am i good at tags yet am i at least OK at tags don't answer that i don't want to know
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Palestine campaigns with under a thousand donations

Trying a new tactic with the fundraisers on my pinned list. These campaigns appear to gain a lot more traction when the number of donations hits a thousand, so here's a way to highlight those that could use more. These have all been vetted by Palestinians on Tumblr. Just like the main list, I'll keep you all updated with how things progress, and as always, if you can't donate, reblog.

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Under 100:

Under 300:

Zaen and Yehya @mohammedshehab111 293

Under 500:

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The Sharif family @amnehsharif10 432

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The Hor family @salahaldinhor

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The Sami family @eyadeyadsblog

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The Aburass family @samerpal 761

The Abushammaleh family @bshaeromars-blog 760

The Atalla family @mohammed-atallah

Nearing 1000:

The Shorbaje family @tahanibaby 951

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The Khalaf family @mahmoudkhalafff

The Alnabih family @ahmedalnabeeh11

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The Alostaz family @ahmed-ostaz

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GORGEOUS AND ALSO IT HAS EXCELLENT DESCRIPTIVE ALT TEXT !!

a digital painting of a bird sitting on a log. it is a square painting, and he is almost perfectly centered, sitting in profile to the viewer, facing to the left, where the lightsource seems to be. the log has rough bark. the bird has a white underbelly, a short pointy peak, a very round stature, and a short tail. his body is covered in dark brown stripes, his backside is a rusty brown, and his eye is a stark red. the painting is almost entirely shades of brown, white, red, and orange around him, with hints of grey and blue.

september's bird for BirdWhisperer is a Dunnock! what a handsome little lad

reference photo by Aneta Rog

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