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feralmannequin

Autistic, mostly self-taught ("feral") artist from HBG, PA she/they just vibing and having a good time except for when I'm not.

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Hey Tumblr, Could You Please Watch My Cat For Me While I Go To The Bathroom? Make Sure She Doesn't Eat

Allie Cat, a brown tabby cat with some light orange tortoiseshell markings on her dense short hair, is laying happily on a warm pizza box on a desk. Her eyes are closed and her creamy white mouth appears to be smiling in a blissfully happy expression. One front paw is tucked into her chest while the other is extended out across the pizza box, showing her black and orange paw pads and the longer fur along the backs of her legs. Her back paws are tucked like bunny feet against the side of the pizza box.
Allie Cat's face behind a half-eaten piece of pizza I am holding up to the camera. Her green eyes are focused on the pizza with the focus of a golfer lining up a shot. Her pupils are huge. Her little pink tongue is poking out of her mouth as she delicately attempts to get a taste of the delicious pizza.

Hey Tumblr, could you please watch my cat for me while I go to the bathroom? Make sure she doesn't eat any of the pizza while I'm gone. I'll be right back!

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petblr pets of tumblr cats cat cute cat pizza pizza lovers tabby cat brown tabby rescue cats watch my cat for me please I'll just be a minute I'll be right back don't give her the pizza cats aren't supposed to have pizza please watch my cat I know she wants it but she can't have it ok thank you i love you bye bye am i good at tags yet am i at least OK at tags don't answer that i don't want to know
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Screenshot of part of an email I received from Tumblr approving my Blazed post, which reads: "Hi there feral-mannequin, Your Blaze campaign has been approved (party popper/confetti emoji) but wait—there’s more! From time to time, something particularly special comes along. The kind of post that stops you in your tracks, or the kind you want to seal in a little time capsule and count down the days until you can show it to your grandkids. And, Dear Reader, this is that very post. In fact, we liked it so much that we wanted to scream about it from the mountaintop. Unfortunately, however, we don’t have a mountaintop, and we don’t yet have grandkids. So we just decided to Blaze it to high heaven instead, and we will be adding a bonus 100,000 impressions. It is simply a considerable boost for an extremely cool post. Because whatever “it” is, you’ve got it—and we don’t just love it; no, we appreciate it, and want to share it far and wide. And we can’t wait to see what else you’ll come up with next."

holy shit i am being perceived by far more people than i expected, sorry about that lol

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thank you Tumblr

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the “it” i've got is autism blazed posts actually good blazed posts making my dog into an ad campaign so people can see a cute dog and feel the feelings that cute dogs give them was a good idea actually my notifications are on fire thank you tumblr oh my fucking god i love my dog apparently you all also love my dog and i am ok with that and appreciate it
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feral-mannequin
7 months ago

my most toxic autistic trait is that i can't stand when people say "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" because isn't it obvious? the egg! egg technology was invented far before anything that even resembled a chicken stomped and pecked its way onto the scene! egg technology facilitated organisms leaving the ocean full-time without having to return to the ocean to reproduce! it's a way to bring the ocean to you, in a handy little shell or amniotic sac or whatever! EGG!!!! EGG CAME FIRST!!!! CHICKEN IS RECENT!!!!!! EGG IS ANCIENT!!!!!!!

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autism sorry for this one egg evil autism ranting about something that doesn't matter but doesn't everything kind of matter are tags actually to help locate posts or are they more to establish tone because i don't seem to be good at doing either eggs are portable oceans thank you egg i love you egg put a sunny side up egg on your fresh white rice and mix it in you won't regret it egg technology
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7 months ago
The meme depicting a cat seemingly screaming in agony, with the starter phrase, "WHY IS IT SO" in the top right corner. The sentence has been finished to read, "WHY IS IT SO SISYPHEAN," with a vacuum cleaner, sponge, bottle of Clorox, and a roll of paper towels placed below the text.
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7 months ago
A brunette nonbinary person with glasses, sitting on a futon and attempting to drink a chocolate, peanut butter, and banana shake. Oscar, the orange tabby cat, leapt across my lap and is being suspended at the waist by one of my arms hooked under him as my other arm tries to pull the shake cup away. But Oscar's front paws are grasping the sides of the cup, tipping it towards his mouth which is dipped into the cup as he licks the inside. His back toes are still extended from the force of his mouth. I am laughing and looking into the camera, and a very surprised tan pitbull is laying behind me, looking up at Oscar. Oscar is so incredibly long here. Just a massively long boy.
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fellow long boys unite !!! (Oscar says "hellow!!!")

now availoble: Wembley, by the yarde! 😊👍📏

wembley, a black cat, is laying on his side on a hardwood floor. a yardstick lays nearby, parallel to his back, and he is nearly as long as it, including his tail! hes maybe 7/8 of a yard in this position, around 5/8 without his tail? Long. 👍 "now available: Wembley, by the yard!"
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feral-mannequin
7 months ago

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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