feral-mannequin

feralmannequin

Autistic, mostly self-taught ("feral") artist from HBG, PA she/they just vibing and having a good time except for when I'm not.

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Hey Tumblr, Could You Please Watch My Cat For Me While I Go To The Bathroom? Make Sure She Doesn't Eat

Allie Cat, a brown tabby cat with some light orange tortoiseshell markings on her dense short hair, is laying happily on a warm pizza box on a desk. Her eyes are closed and her creamy white mouth appears to be smiling in a blissfully happy expression. One front paw is tucked into her chest while the other is extended out across the pizza box, showing her black and orange paw pads and the longer fur along the backs of her legs. Her back paws are tucked like bunny feet against the side of the pizza box.

Allie Cat's face behind a half-eaten piece of pizza I am holding up to the camera. Her green eyes are focused on the pizza with the focus of a golfer lining up a shot. Her pupils are huge. Her little pink tongue is poking out of her mouth as she delicately attempts to get a taste of the delicious pizza.

Hey Tumblr, could you please watch my cat for me while I go to the bathroom? Make sure she doesn't eat any of the pizza while I'm gone. I'll be right back!

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1 month ago

"only feels comfortable while fully submerged in warm water in the bathtub because i am a bag filled with meat and bone and being submerged dulls the sensation of horrible things like 'having skin' and 'breathing air with uncertain percentage of oxygen' and makes me feel more safe about existing within said meat bag and also rants about common sayings about eggs" neurodivergent

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autism don't worry i have a good therapist you don't know how horrified i was to learn that i wasn't just a nerf football under that skin and am in fact existing in a bag of meat the fact that bones exist is god's way of hurting me specifically don't think about the air thing too much but your body can only recognize too much CO2 and not too little oxygen until you pass out ok i was serious about the egg thing though

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1 month ago

A brunette nonbinary person with glasses, sitting on a futon and attempting to drink a chocolate, peanut butter, and banana shake. Oscar, the orange tabby cat, leapt across my lap and is being suspended at the waist by one of my arms hooked under him as my other arm tries to pull the shake cup away. But Oscar's front paws are grasping the sides of the cup, tipping it towards his mouth which is dipped into the cup as he licks the inside. His back toes are still extended from the force of his mouth. I am laughing and looking into the camera, and a very surprised tan pitbull is laying behind me, looking up at Oscar. Oscar is so incredibly long here. Just a massively long boy.

A photo of me holding Oscar the way he likes to be held, showing the sheer size of this massive orange cat. I am 5 foot 3 inches, and his upper half is draped over my shoulders while his back legs are bracing against my hips. My right arm is hooked under his butt, where most of his weight is being carried here. He is looking out the window in the door behind me, and the light from the window is highlighting his handsome creamy white mouth.

fellow long boys unite !!! (Oscar says "hellow!!!")

now availoble: Wembley, by the yarde! 😊👍📏

wembley, a black cat, is laying on his side on a hardwood floor. a yardstick lays nearby, parallel to his back, and he is nearly as long as it, including his tail! hes maybe 7/8 of a yard in this position, around 5/8 without his tail? Long. 👍

"now available: Wembley, by the yard!"

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cats cat twitter twitter cats cats of tumblr orange cat orange tabby long cat huge cat criminal cat what a boy how is this possible tabby cat rescue cats pink paw pads

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1 month ago

A juvenile Yellow Crested Night Heron standing on the bush outside of a (dirty) window, looking simultaneously very dangerous and also very muppet. It has red orange round eyes and a devastating triangular yellow beak tipped in brown. Its feathers are dark brown with lighter brown flecks, and it has a crown of yellow-y tan feathers atop its head a bit like a feathery toupee. It is facing off to the side here but very much sees me. Help.

[gulp]

Another photo of the juvenile night heron, but here it is looking directly at me behind the glass. The face on shot is further evidence of how much of a muppet these guys are when they are baby.
The camera is zoomed in so the photo is not high quality, but I didn't want to freak this baby out too much. We didn't use our front door until it could fly back up to its nest.

oh no

The juvenile night heron is now looking directly into the window, crouching as if ready to extend its neck into the closest target. If I were one to anthropomorphize birds' facial expressions, I'd say this fella is threatening to call my manager. Its facial feathers just above its beak make it appear like it is furrowing its brows and glaring at me.

HELP!!!!!!

people dont fear herons as much as they should

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written from my grave posted from the afterlife the herons got me now my yard is full of me and crayfish remains apologies to this particular heron birds birdblr birds of tumblr heron yellow crowned night heron OP is a ghost herons please note the spider webs in my bushes because we love spiders here and if you don't then don't come over

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1 month ago

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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1 month ago

holy shit i am being perceived by far more people than i expected, sorry about that lol

Doc's depression is cured and he now knows how to do a Sit (only on carpet and yes it does take him approximately 45 seconds to do the Sit but that still counts)

thank you Tumblr

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the “it” i've got is autism blazed posts actually good blazed posts making my dog into an ad campaign so people can see a cute dog and feel the feelings that cute dogs give them was a good idea actually my notifications are on fire thank you tumblr oh my fucking god i love my dog apparently you all also love my dog and i am ok with that and appreciate it

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