I Don't Want To Know - Tumblr Posts

feral-mannequin

7 months ago

Allie Cat, a brown tabby cat with some light orange tortoiseshell markings on her dense short hair, is laying happily on a warm pizza box on a desk. Her eyes are closed and her creamy white mouth appears to be smiling in a blissfully happy expression. One front paw is tucked into her chest while the other is extended out across the pizza box, showing her black and orange paw pads and the longer fur along the backs of her legs. Her back paws are tucked like bunny feet against the side of the pizza box.

Allie Cat's face behind a half-eaten piece of pizza I am holding up to the camera. Her green eyes are focused on the pizza with the focus of a golfer lining up a shot. Her pupils are huge. Her little pink tongue is poking out of her mouth as she delicately attempts to get a taste of the delicious pizza.

Hey Tumblr, could you please watch my cat for me while I go to the bathroom? Make sure she doesn't eat any of the pizza while I'm gone. I'll be right back!

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petblr pets of tumblr cats cat cute cat pizza pizza lovers tabby cat brown tabby rescue cats watch my cat for me please I'll just be a minute I'll be right back don't give her the pizza cats aren't supposed to have pizza please watch my cat I know she wants it but she can't have it ok thank you i love you bye bye am i good at tags yet am i at least OK at tags don't answer that i don't want to know

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the-fuck-do-i-write

9 months ago

Just got told that GIF was meant to be pronounced as 'Geef' not 'Jiff' Or ' Giff' WTF!?

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Gif english pronounciation what the fuck fucking languages we should all just stop talking i don't want to know its just G.I.F to me nothing else

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stoically

3 years ago

Oh my gosh. I just found this website that walks you though creating a believable society. It breaks each facet down into individual questions and makes it so simple! It seems really helpful for worldbuilding!

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for writing also very tempted to fill in real world answers to get a good look at how it compares to my fantasy hell world also very tempted to not because I fear having a ‘are we the bad guys?’ Moment are We the unethical society just wanting for the plucky heroes to dismantle us? I don’t want to know

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mostly-functional

3 years ago

If Kes is going through puberty now, does that mean...?

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i don't want to know neelix is disgusting star trek star trek voyager kes

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really-ranch

10 years ago

Let's all try to grasp the fact the Craig Mabbitt is wearing a onesie.

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Craig mabbitt escape the fate ETF the dead rabbitts onesies oh my god oh my gosh winning so hot 🔥🔥🔥 omg WHY I don’t want to know

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a-mel0n

7 months ago

honestly the fact that none of their theories have ever happened on screen and they still wake up in the morning and believe their new one will almost almost impresses me. because if i'd written words on the internet about magnet theory or lasagne theory or couch theory and been proven wrong time and time again, i could NEVER have the, ahem, strength to come up with cone hat theory or... *squints* street sign theory? i'd simply perish away in embarassment but that's just me

likeeeee you could be having so much more fun if you took the show for what it was!

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what the fuck is street sign theory— yknow what? i don't want to know 9/11

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