Arcane Incorrect Quotes

Arcane Incorrect Quotes

Arcane Characters x reader (Mainly a Jinx x reader)

A/N: I just finished the show and I'm OBSESSED

Y/N: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Jinx: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Y/N: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Y/N: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Jinx, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Y/N, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Vi: You did wha-

Jinx: William Snakespeare

Jinx: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Vi: You people already know too much about me.

Caitlyn: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Jinx, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Silco: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/N: playing systemic oppression

Jinx: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

Silco: Wasn't Y/N with you?

Y/N: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

Literally, anyone: How many kids do you have?

Vander: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Y/N: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Jinx, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Y/N: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.

Jinx: That's why I carry two guns.

Vi: Am I going too far?

Caitlyn: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Y/N: Jinx, please try to calm down.

Jinx: I asked for two large fries!

Jinx: *dumps fries onto table*

Jinx: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Jinx, to Y/N: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

Jinx: You know what’s funny about Y/N? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably-

Y/N: Hey Jinx, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Jinx, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Y/N: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jinx!

Caitlyn: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Vi: A horrible decision, really.

Jinx: Go big or go home!

Y/N: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Come. Home.

Jinx: I'm going big!

Jinx: *slams books down in front of Y/N*

Jinx: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Y/N: You could have said literally anything else.

Jinx: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Y/N: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

I went to reread some of my old fics to hopefully feel inspired to write and realized there is so many errors in my earlier works, you know you guys can tell me right?

omg thank you 😭

Morning Cuddles

Betty Cooper x fem! reader

A/N: I actually really liked how this turned out!! Its a bit suggestive but other than that nothing :)

"Babe" Betty said with a dragged-out laugh "Come back to bed".

Rolling your eyes while throwing on a pair of shorts and a flannel from your joint closet you slowly padded back to bed and to the anticipating arms of your lover.

Chuckling you pulled back the warm covers while sinking into Betty's awaiting arms.

"Jeez, can't a girl get dressed without being harassed?" you said while Betty snuggled her nose into the crook of your neck "You know I'll always prefer you without clothes" she mumbled while you gasped and hit her back with a stuffed animal that had found its way in between the covers of your queen bed in the midst of moving into your new apartment together.

"Oh you know you love me," she said sarcastically while you could only stare at her in admiration.

"Yeah, yeah I do," you said only for her to hit you with the plush that you had realized was Boris the cow. "Oh yeah Bets, ruin the moment," you said with a 'hmpf' turning to face the wall while you listened to the sweet giggling of Betty from somewhere behind you only to feel her warm embrace envelop you as well as her cold feet in between your ankles that had almost become something of a comfort over the span your relationship.

Almost.

"Betty! I swear I'm gonna-" "What? make me wear socks to bed?" she said mockingly while nestling her head back into your neck.

"It's only like 8:30," she said while lightly kissing along the top of your shoulder "Just lie with me for a while," she said contently while you relaxed back into the pillow, neglecting to mention that it was actually closer to 9:00

Being Mr. Aizawa’s not-so-secret favourite student...

AN: This is in no way written in a romantic context but you can interpret it as you see fit

He was fully aware you were his favorite

There was absolutely no doubt in his mind that you are his favourite

You weren’t necessarily better in skill or power-

But out of the rambunctious group he taught, he secretly was rooting for you a little more then the others

At first he's pretty subtle about it, just being a helpful teacher

Giving your pointers on your quirk and explaining things for a second time when you don’t understand

But when he starts using you as an example for everything-

Even when you, yourself have nothing to do with the topic

The class quickly notices

The Bakusquad minus Bakugou himself have no qualms about using this to their advantage

Like when you say your unprepared for a test?

Denki is more likely to not feel bad about staying up playing playing video games with Sero instead of studying since if you flunk, there obviously will be a retest

The Dekusquad? Almost immediately catches on

Uraraka is a little disappointed in their teacher and Midoryia wonders if it’s something like him and All Might have?

Ida flat out calls Mr. Aizawa out in front of the class which is how most realized

“MR. AIZAWA! THIS BLATANT FAVOURITISM OF L/N IS NOT ONLY DAMAGING TO THE REST OF THE CLASS BUT ALSO TO THEM!! HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO MEET THE STANDARD OF A YOUNG HERO IN TRAINING IF YOU ARE CONSTANTLY LOWING IT TO THEIR ABILITIES!!”

You were so incredibly embarrassed

The class was embarrassed for Ida not you

They love you

But Mr. Aizawa was horrified.

He told Ida to sit down and told him that he was being ridiculous

And made a mental note to try and be more discreet

🍓?

Where do I even begin?

I'm so thankful for having you around this year, not only did you convince me to start watching Riverdale again after I was so ready to be done with its bullshit but you also got me into Supernatural and am half the reason I finished most of my fics. Dont think I forgotten about your writing man, from what I've seen you are sooo good and need to post more <3