Vi X Caitlyn - Tumblr Posts
Vi: I promised Caitlyn we wouldn't do anything stupid.
Jinx: Why would you lie to her like that?
cait/vi
some Arcane ffanarts i did
The Faith I have in #Caitvi !!!
An Old drawing of mine :) Vi and Caitlyn from League of Legends
Arcane Incorrect Quote #2
Vi: What if I poured coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Caitlyn, taking the coffee pot from Vi: What if you didn't?
Arcane Incorrect Quote #9
Caitlyn: How's the sexiest person here~?
Vi: I don't know, how are they~?
Caitlyn, flustered: I-
Jinx, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #16
Vi: They're literally on the menu. I'm looking at them right now, it LITERALLY says mozzarella sticks!
Caitlyn: WE. DON'T. HAVE ANYMORE.
Vi: How about you go to the damn freezer, then, and unfreeze them, because I-
Caitlyn: We make them FRESH, like the ITALIANS
Vi: Why don't you stop lying to yourself?
Caitlyn: Why do you want the mozzarella sticks so bad?
Vi: Maybe so I can, um, I don't know, SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS?
Caitlyn: Maybe I'd like that.
Vi: ...
Arcane Incorrect Quote #24
Caitlyn: Vi, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?
Vi: No, it’s mine.
Caitlyn: It... looks just like the one I have...
Vi: You don’t have one like this anymore.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #26
Caitlyn: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Vi: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #39
Jinx: Is this your plan B?
Caitlyn: Technically, this is plan P.
Jinx: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Caitlyn: Yes, but I marry Vi in plan M.
Vi: I like plan M.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #41
Caitlyn: Vi, please calm down.
Vi: I asked for two large fries!
Vi: *dumps fries onto table*
Vi: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #42
Caitlyn: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Vi: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #46
Caitlyn: Ew, what kind of tea is this?
Vi: I boiled Gatorade
Arcane Incorrect Quote #48
Vi: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Caitlyn: Aww-
Vi: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #53
Caitlyn: Morning. How are you doing?
Vi: I'm whelmed, thank you for asking.
Caitlyn: That's nice.
Caitlyn:
Caitlyn: *pauses mid coffee sip* Hold on... "Whelmed?"
Vi: Yeah. I'm not overwhelmed or underwhelmed, I'm just... whelmed.
Caitlyn: That isn't a thing.
Vi: I'm making it a thing.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #57
Caitlyn: What happened to your nose?
Vi: I used it to break some guy's fist.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #64
Vi: *yawns*
Caitlyn: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Vi: Then you must be exhausted.
Jinx: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #66
Vi: A theif.
Caitlyn: Thief?
Vi: Theif.
Caitlyn: I before E, except after C.
Vi: Thceif.
Caitlyn: No.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #67
Caitlyn: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Vi: Wow. She sounds stupid.
Caitlyn: But she's not. She's really smart actually. Just dense.
Vi: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Caitlyn: I guess you’re right. Hey, Vi, I love you.
Vi: See! Just say that!
Caitlyn: Holy fucking shit.
Vi: If that flies over her head, then, sorry cupcake, but she's too dumb for you.
Caitlyn: Vi.