But What If I Started Cutting Garlic?

But what if I started cutting garlic?

did you really think the battle would be over so easily? heh… fools. i haven’t even begun to cry

In the end, it was not ink or mammals that defeated the aliens, but the humblest of all God’s creatures, the plesiosaur.

Fey, Fay, and Fae, are NOT different things, they never are, it’s a ploy to confuse you, scramble your opinions on them so that they may change their identity accordingly, don’t let them.

You dropped your crown, king

when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.

i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11

Shoutout to the old lady in my kindergarten who single handedly prevented my villain arc by giving me hot wheels if I was well behaved