he/himI exist purely for the extermination of all feyI kill dream invaders and people eaters, not kindly forest spirits
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Fey-hunter-9000 - I Fight Supernatural Beings - Tumblr Blog
Y’all I love the idea of allowing someone to live in spite of their atrocities so that they must spend the rest of their days repenting for something that is conceptually unforgivable.
Gosh I love rubbing my hands together like a fly on ketamine whenever I’m presented with food I really like
Intentionally low poly models are so cool :)
Why don’t piglins know gold is in netherite? Are they stupid?
To my fellow magical girl villains out there.
If you, by unlikely happenstance, emerge victorious, please do not leave your assigned magical girls as a bloody mess. They don’t have health insurance.
Debating on either wrapping the building in iron chains before entering or wearing an iron funnel as if it were a tinfoil hat
Fey Tavern
Tucked away in a wild forest is this enchanting tavern, a place where the senses are energized and the body is nourished.
This tavern is ran exclusively by Fey creatures, who delight in meeting new guests and treating them with delicious food, hot steamy baths, and warm beds, all free of charge.
However, there is a catch. Once someone enters this tavern…they don’t feel like leaving.
This map is part of my Dwarven, Elven, & Orc taverns pack. You can download the first three maps for free here.
reblog for your followers to anonymously tell you what characters you remind them of
OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO, I CAN'T STOP REWATCHING IT HELP—
Credits when it's due: @/TheYisusOne on Twitter!
This protects your name from being stolen by the fey
Hey be sure to go to your blog settings, head down to visibility and turn on this little button that prevents Tumblr from stealing your posts and using it to train AI learning models. Good job, fuckheads, great update.
I understand that you should reblog posts you like and heart posts you want to save. However, I have walked the treacherous path for so long that the righteous path right beside me cannot be seen past the overgrowth.
What is it called if you experience both this and its exact opposite at the same time?
Took me a solid 10 seconds to realize it was a bird and that heavy tf2 did not, in fact, have a moustache
My Lil’ Pootis plush arrived yesterday & today I made a slight modification to it :)
I bought a dog toy, extracted the squeaker, & put it inside the Pootis. I’m very happy that my stitchwork is barely visible where I did the “surgery” on the little guy.
Any Magical Being be it demon or not : Cheesy line in theme of the persona of the character, sometimes having to do with flowers, fruits or deception
Our Lord and demonic savior Shadow® Mistress™ Yuko :
Okay so like, I’m only questioning this now, but like…
Am I SUPPOSED to see a cat on every other post as I scroll through my feed? I’m not complaining.
REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️
man. Ken Penders would've written Sage so badly
I bet a sludgelicking snotscamper is the cause of this
hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
Fairies and Pixies are not the same thing.
Just needed to get that off my chest.
shadow mage
As a magical girl villain, I approve of this
I think magical girls should unionize
These just keep getting more and more varied, and, frankly, I love it.
yknow that meme thats going around. yeah.