Fey Hunting Tips - Tumblr Posts
Fey, Fay, and Fae, are NOT different things, they never are, it’s a ploy to confuse you, scramble your opinions on them so that they may change their identity accordingly, don’t let them.
Pikmin are effective weapons against fey, don’t ask me how, I don’t know.
Changelings are a complicated topic that I’m not willing to discuss as of now
On a trip to England and though I spent 7 years of my life here I hadn’t picked up the hobby until soon after I moved.
So I’ll be damned that these fey are an
Entirely.
Different.
BREED.
It is common knowledge that fey cannot take the form of crabs. Their form is too perfect and refined for the discordant nature of the fey.
Fairies and Pixies are not the same thing.
Just needed to get that off my chest.
I bet a sludgelicking snotscamper is the cause of this
hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
This protects your name from being stolen by the fey
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Debating on either wrapping the building in iron chains before entering or wearing an iron funnel as if it were a tinfoil hat
Fey Tavern
Tucked away in a wild forest is this enchanting tavern, a place where the senses are energized and the body is nourished.
This tavern is ran exclusively by Fey creatures, who delight in meeting new guests and treating them with delicious food, hot steamy baths, and warm beds, all free of charge.
However, there is a catch. Once someone enters this tavern…they don’t feel like leaving.
This map is part of my Dwarven, Elven, & Orc taverns pack. You can download the first three maps for free here.
Do not do so without at least the smallest hint of iron on your person. If you disappear into the forest make sure you have a reason lest the fey give you one.
Railroad accidents happen because of the fey. Think about it, they have to cross them at our built crossing to stay safe. Why? Because the fey are weak to iron. And what do they do while they are crossing? They mess with human minds to cause accidents, to try to destroy our barrier and to punish us for daring to restrict them. They yearn for the destruction of rail to tear down the border wall between us and them. They possess politician minds or buy them out in order to make us make cars instead walkable cities are the enemy of the fey.
This is the TRUTH.
They want you to make trainjacks, to become carbrains, to mald and cope at the mention of climate change.
THIS IS THE TRUTH I CALL FEYS, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES
When hunting down forest demons, do not burn down trees. Bribe them instead. I am business partners with 7 different trees.