This Man Is Honestly So Pathetic. Total Mamas Boy Who Just Wants To Impress Everyone In His Life, Who

This man is honestly so pathetic. Total Mamas boy who just wants to impress everyone in his life, who has one of the most cringe fail personalities I have ever seen. I love this man more than life itself. If he has 100 fans I am one of them, if he has one fan that is me, if he has no fans I am dead.

teddy lobo cringe comp

Tried to make a little mini comic of one of my characters, Sirene (who is played by ben Schwartz in my brain cause it fits) . Btw the context is that Sirene is having a nightmare about how the fight with Bastion (another oc of mine) could've gone if it went further than him being choked against a wall and then being slammed into said wall so hard it leaves a bloody indent lol

The after party spoilers so be warned

Yasper:"Look he died of natural causes."

Aniq:"Didn't you push him off a balcony?"

Yasper:"Gravity's pretty natural?"

🎉 Happy birthday Ben Schwartz!!! 🎉

Goddammit his pathetic demeanor and rizzless charm are captivating my gay brain

All I can think of when I read this is the scene from the what we do in the shadows show with Nandor saying "We drank the blood of some people, and the people were on drugs and now I'm a wizard"

Given the amount of cocaine that Teddy Lobo is constantly running on, biting Teddy would probably get Dracula wizard high. Just suddenly turning into a bunch of bats who are all flying into eachother and screaming. Ripping apart a few randoms with his claws. I believe that he bit Teddy at some point in the process of making him a familiar and I firmly believe that this put Dracula behind on his plans like at least an hour as he struggled to maintain his physical form and stop flying apart as a bunch of cocaine-addled bats.