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Goddammit his pathetic demeanor and rizzless charm are captivating my gay brain
Like it's giving babygirl mate, look at those fucking eyes and tell me I'm wrong
This man is honestly so pathetic. Total Mamas boy who just wants to impress everyone in his life, who has one of the most cringe fail personalities I have ever seen. I love this man more than life itself. If he has 100 fans I am one of them, if he has one fan that is me, if he has no fans I am dead.
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Ngl I kinda wanted to see Teddy be turned into a familiar or at least a vampire on screen, I will not elaborate my reasoning
My brain oscillating wildly between "Dracula keeps Teddy Lobo on a choke chain" and "Dracula and Teddy Lobo have a fabulous gothic wedding"
Teddy 100% planned out his whole entrance in the finale, like you can't tell me his "Hey wait a second, don't I know you? Because you look so (Snorts Centipede) ✨Familiar✨" was not scripted. That fucker was practicing that shit in his mirror, reworking it until its perfect in his mind.
Made Teddy Lobo cause I could lol, he's such a little guy 😊
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Tagging: @aro-manita-muscaria @gnomeantics @angel-of-fallen-dreams @lemon-lime-slush and anyone else who wants to make a little guy I mean come on. Look at it
🎉 Happy birthday Ben Schwartz!!! 🎉
All I can think of when I read this is the scene from the what we do in the shadows show with Nandor saying "We drank the blood of some people, and the people were on drugs and now I'm a wizard"
Given the amount of cocaine that Teddy Lobo is constantly running on, biting Teddy would probably get Dracula wizard high. Just suddenly turning into a bunch of bats who are all flying into eachother and screaming. Ripping apart a few randoms with his claws. I believe that he bit Teddy at some point in the process of making him a familiar and I firmly believe that this put Dracula behind on his plans like at least an hour as he struggled to maintain his physical form and stop flying apart as a bunch of cocaine-addled bats.