Mutuals Send Me A Number, And I'll Make A Post Talking About You.

Mutuals send me a number, and I'll make a post talking about you.

whyz my hand doing that,,,

Exposing the fam aka ekklhsia tou dhmou aka THE REPUBLIC (??? Group chat name)

Ranking the shit we have done either together or in duos/trios @rayleighscumdump @fifteenth-entity @voidstation

1. Visiting a small town that we thought would be butt-fuck-nowhere, Ohio and running across a gay waiter

2. Going to a cheap live show where an emo rapper around our age took off his shirt when his 16yo fangirls stopped caring about him

3. Cass and Noel screaming about which fictional man they wanna fuck and showing each other porn in public

4. Reading Reddit stories in class with Lilibet and the professor finding out

5. Lilibet having a cultural shock at 5am at a Eurovision party

6. Cass and I getting hate crimed by cops at a pride function 💀

7. Lilibet and Cass collecting beach rocks while I swim in cold water

8. Yaoi saga with Noel at 5am

9. All the comic cons. Literally, all of them. We all lost each other. Lilibet danced a lot of DDR, fr

10. ROASTING books together to the point where we are starting a bad book club

11. Taking drunk Noel to his bestie/roommate by bus and him yapping about Babel by RF Kuang

12. REALLY BAD COSPLAYS, like really bad. I apologise to Lilibet's sister for seeing the goth lolita

13. My birthday 🌈🥳💀😱

14. I would add drunk me but that's a constant state of mind already. Cass says he saw me come back home, I tucked him in and waddled around

Ante, 9

You call my takes questionable, but you are one of the biggest degenerates (pos) I know irl.

Everyone, meet mom. She'll shower you with alcohol and dotes on you like a sweet heart and every experience she joins in will immediately become 10 times worse but in the most fun way.

I'll start with the sappy shit for her and her only: when I first moved I was very unsure of whether I was gonna have any friends at all. But then I met her and from the first 10-20 minutes of us talking, I immediately knew that it was gonna be okay, and that I was worried for nothing. And that has proven to be true. Her house is the one Cass, Lilibet and I all meet up at, and the one I laugh the hardest at. And that is a thing to treasure.

Also she's like "uwu Noel says he'd kill for me and that is so sweet" BITCH!! THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT!!

Anyway if Cass is extremely fun to see get passionate, Rei is 10 times that. She is also extremely passionate and extremely stressed, but she has so many thought and she WILL express all of them, and that is always fun. It is never not fun.

Back to the thing I said about experiences with her automatically becoming worse: I don't know if we're like a chemical reaction waiting to happen, but if she's either a) on her own or b) with me, whatever is happening will become a wattpad story draft, like I shit you know. So many story times of us together are comedy slice of life worthy. We almost missed our flight cuz she shoved her... personal possessions in my bag to be allowed through TSA. We stayed up until 4 am watching yaoi. We watched creepy pasta AMVs together. We made it a family tradition to watch bad soap operas together. There is never a quiet moment.

Anyway, bullying her is extremely fun. But only when I do it. If I catch any of you bitches bullying her, it is on sight.

Also her biggest red flag is that she likes Neon Genesis Evangelion and trap music. Pick a struggle.

This is very important research so I can figure out how to arrange my books

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why did i spend 5 minutes just to choose a number lmao

A degenerate by proxy.

If any of you guys know fullmetal alchemist, Lilibet here is the Alphonse of the Elric-Rockbell household. Sweet, but unhinged, and extremely long-suffering.

Lilibet is that one friend where you could talk about ANYTHING with her and it will be a nice, productive conversation. Like we talked about alt music together with rei before a concert and that shit felt So Nice and Productive and I genuinely want to have more conversations like that with her.

She is also just very fun to be around. She is the most based yes-man, who will say yes to any crazy shennanigan you bring up to her, but will also enforce boundaries when need be. She is just SO FUN and I love her extremely much.

And yes, I agree, she is very quiet and shy, but you're gonna be speaking and she's gonna say ONE thing that just sticks with you, it's either gonna be so correct it's funny, or so unhinged and crazed it's funny. Also I love all of my frends, but Lilibet is the only one I would trust with my credit card information and social security number.

I have one major complaint: ... we haven't met up more often. WE. NEED TO!! JUST THE TWO OF US, THE ALL OF US, IDC, I NEED MORE LILIBET CONTENT IN MY LIFE. *AGGRESSIVELY SLAMS CREDIT CARD ON TABLE*

oh 2 more things: she can pull of the most convincing lip bite ive ever seen and the first time i saw her i thought she was a lesbian (she is not). Idk what that says about her but it says something.

yeah but what would the number mean tho?

Oh look, a victim!

So. This wonderful specimen of a person is someone who I consider to be one of my best friends.

They are my co conspirator when it comes to all things tumblr. We're in not a LOT of the same fandoms, but enough that is kinda friendship defining. They also proved to me that neither of us are immune to propaganda. They got me into the owl house (thank you forever carter that is quite possibly one of the biggest favors you have done me thus far) and I got them into critical role as a whole (you're WELCOME). I think the biggest "offender" fandom that we were both in together at the same time was Sk8 the infinity? Maybe? Idk, but tumblr had a big ass play in that.

Also do you know that meme of "writers, make sure you have a doctor friend"? Carter is the doctor friend. The amount of medical questions I have asked this man (gender neutral) in order to torture my ocs is enough to get them a medical degree. And they answer! So if any of you get mad at me for hurting my ocs, they're giving me the ammo :)

Also both of us share the emo/punk experience (tm) which... shows. Irl.

Also we are both so gay and mentally ill that neither of us understand the few straight people we converse with, so now our conversations have divulged into different flavors of "straight people are weird".

I won't get into a lot of the personal stuff but I fucking miss talking at the stairs of our highschool with this guy about ocs, that shit was super fun. We still talk about ocs and fandoms, just not at the staircase of our highschool. We do it irl at a park or sth or dms.

I think that's all I have to say? Anywho I love my friends vol 1.

... The number means nothing btw.

SUCH AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT EDIT BTW: I would take a bullet for this guy. This is like true for all of my friends but I need all of you to know that we live 5 hours away from each other and if anything happened to them I would spend absurd amounts of money to be there ASAP. Also I'm currently trying to get them to play Deltarune with me and they're trying to get me to watch OFMD and Good Omens. Both of us are failing.