HOW IS IT HARD YOU JUST CLICK YOUR MOUSE AT WEIRD TIME INTERVALS!!

HOW IS IT HARD YOU JUST CLICK YOUR MOUSE AT WEIRD TIME INTERVALS!!

discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc

discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you

STO KREVATI MOU TH THELW GYMNIIIIIII OOU NANANA

I refuse to dignify this with an actual answer exw na krathsw kapoia prosxhmata sto tumbrl.

69 bitch

Oh look, the degenerates have arrived.

First of all, I want all of you to meet my dad, he is an amazing cook and he gives me cooking advice whenever I ask for it.

Second of all, if I end up dead in a ditch one day, make sure to look for his corpse as well, I'm sure it will be nearby, because one of these coming days we're going to inevitably kill each other. And it's gonna be pretty much friendly fire, we will both have consented to it, and be like "yeah i get it".

This man is trying SO hard to get me to watch one piece and it just will not work, but this guy can get so passionate about shows he likes and games he likes and just... opinions in general and that shit is SO FUN. I love it when people are like that!! Like yes, love something so much that you want to scream about it!! And also he takes absolutely zero shit!! LOVELY!

Rei said in her post that Cass can be shy but his twitter history does not lie. AND THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT. Cass and I went to a fried chicken joint and LOUDLY rated mishanks porn together. He is not shy, and neither am I, and we will be recognized for our qualities.

Also both of us love dunking on our families because what else are they good for?

Cass, I'm going to say this once and once only: DRAW. MORE. I still cherish that trevocard art. NOM NOM NOM.

Cass is one of my most fun friends, but we also kin like... people in the same family. He kins Hohenheim, and I kin Edward, and this is only one example. Also this is why he is my father and why I will be killing him some day, I hope all of you understand. But yeah Cass is one of the few people I can be in the same room with and laugh heartily from the bottom of my lungs without it being forced. Like leaving a house he is in makes gameover music play in my ears. But you know what? If it means I'll see him again, I'll take it.

Also this is the most personal shit I'll share about either of us on this hellsite so interpret it as you will:

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

69

(this already says a lot about me ngl)

HI.

really and truly where do i start. as you very astutely pointed out, we are absolute polar opposites in every way shape and form. i was really really hoping we would end up becoming friends, and would you look at that we did.

and still, for all our wildly differing tastes in clothes and music, we get along!!!!!!! you're one of the kindest people i have known and spending time with you always makes me feel so genuinely appreciated. you've got a particular charm. if we were 18th century dandies at the same club, i would want to sit and read my newspaper next to you.

and i love how much you love stories!! i love how you open your heart to new ideas and new characters and new worlds, and treat them all with so much care, as if they're dutch masters and you the museum curator. i LOVE getting lost in stories with you and exploring every possibility and every nook and cranny. look how we've moved from uncle kedin to marcial and father peter. that's remarkable!!

over the two years we've known each other, I've watched you grow and explore your interests and I've watched your writing flourish, as well as the way you talk about books. it flows!! it flows like a very well-spoken river and it also has ουμφ & βαβαβουμ and pizzazz and a sense of immediacy. it gets to the point but does so with style.

i love how much you care, about people and things and everything else in the world. i love your sense of adventure and how you can make any day interesting, and your quiet confidence and unruffled manner.

and i love you, of course. i hope we have many MANY more adventures together, i hope we tour 221B and borrow pipettes from the lab, and i hope we continue to visit pink cafés and clash with our surroundings. you're wonderful 💓💓💓