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Oh look, the degenerates have arrived.
First of all, I want all of you to meet my dad, he is an amazing cook and he gives me cooking advice whenever I ask for it.
Second of all, if I end up dead in a ditch one day, make sure to look for his corpse as well, I'm sure it will be nearby, because one of these coming days we're going to inevitably kill each other. And it's gonna be pretty much friendly fire, we will both have consented to it, and be like "yeah i get it".
This man is trying SO hard to get me to watch one piece and it just will not work, but this guy can get so passionate about shows he likes and games he likes and just... opinions in general and that shit is SO FUN. I love it when people are like that!! Like yes, love something so much that you want to scream about it!! And also he takes absolutely zero shit!! LOVELY!
Rei said in her post that Cass can be shy but his twitter history does not lie. AND THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT. Cass and I went to a fried chicken joint and LOUDLY rated mishanks porn together. He is not shy, and neither am I, and we will be recognized for our qualities.
Also both of us love dunking on our families because what else are they good for?
Cass, I'm going to say this once and once only: DRAW. MORE. I still cherish that trevocard art. NOM NOM NOM.
Cass is one of my most fun friends, but we also kin like... people in the same family. He kins Hohenheim, and I kin Edward, and this is only one example. Also this is why he is my father and why I will be killing him some day, I hope all of you understand. But yeah Cass is one of the few people I can be in the same room with and laugh heartily from the bottom of my lungs without it being forced. Like leaving a house he is in makes gameover music play in my ears. But you know what? If it means I'll see him again, I'll take it.
Also this is the most personal shit I'll share about either of us on this hellsite so interpret it as you will:
whyz my hand doing that,,,
Exposing the fam aka ekklhsia tou dhmou aka THE REPUBLIC (??? Group chat name)
Ranking the shit we have done either together or in duos/trios @rayleighscumdump @fifteenth-entity @voidstation
1. Visiting a small town that we thought would be butt-fuck-nowhere, Ohio and running across a gay waiter
2. Going to a cheap live show where an emo rapper around our age took off his shirt when his 16yo fangirls stopped caring about him
3. Cass and Noel screaming about which fictional man they wanna fuck and showing each other porn in public
4. Reading Reddit stories in class with Lilibet and the professor finding out
5. Lilibet having a cultural shock at 5am at a Eurovision party
6. Cass and I getting hate crimed by cops at a pride function 💀
7. Lilibet and Cass collecting beach rocks while I swim in cold water
8. Yaoi saga with Noel at 5am
9. All the comic cons. Literally, all of them. We all lost each other. Lilibet danced a lot of DDR, fr
10. ROASTING books together to the point where we are starting a bad book club
11. Taking drunk Noel to his bestie/roommate by bus and him yapping about Babel by RF Kuang
12. REALLY BAD COSPLAYS, like really bad. I apologise to Lilibet's sister for seeing the goth lolita
13. My birthday 🌈🥳💀😱
14. I would add drunk me but that's a constant state of mind already. Cass says he saw me come back home, I tucked him in and waddled around