Not How I Wanted To Spend My Saturday...

Not how I wanted to spend my Saturday...

Per my warranty with my car dealership, I have to take my SUV to them for routine maintenance. This sucks for two reasons: the dealership is a bit of a drive...and they take FOREVER to do anything. On a good day, when they aren't very busy, I can expect to be waiting between an hour and an hour and a half just to get the oil changed. Ridiculous for an oil change, but what can I do? Well, despite scheduling for my usual time (because it usually isn't busy)...it is busy. Very busy. I'm going to be here a while. And I forgot my Kindle, am almost over my high-speed data limit on my phone, and didn't bring my laptop because I intended to do cosplay shopping afterwards and didn't want to lug the thing around. I keep telling myself "it's a really good warranty, it's worth the inconvenience of having to go out there every three months and wait forever" but...ugh.

Yep. This is still funny. Even more so with your commentary.

*David Attenborough narrator voice*

“Here, we see the elusive mating dance of the Inquisitor Adaar, rarely caught on film.

The potential mate, however, seems unimpressed.”

(For real though, I have no idea what I was trying to do with this screencap… get a picture of the shield maybe? idk, but it makes me giggle every time I come across it in my screencap folder.)

A woman and two really loud, annoying kids came in about twenty minutes after me. Their vehicle is already done. I'm both annoyed that they were done first and glad that I won't have to listen to the kids anymore.

Not how I wanted to spend my Saturday...

Per my warranty with my car dealership, I have to take my SUV to them for routine maintenance. This sucks for two reasons: the dealership is a bit of a drive…and they take FOREVER to do anything. On a good day, when they aren’t very busy, I can expect to be waiting between an hour and an hour and a half just to get the oil changed. Ridiculous for an oil change, but what can I do? Well, despite scheduling for my usual time (because it usually isn’t busy)…it is busy. Very busy. I’m going to be here a while. And I forgot my Kindle, am almost over my high-speed data limit on my phone, and didn’t bring my laptop because I intended to do cosplay shopping afterwards and didn’t want to lug the thing around. I keep telling myself “it’s a really good warranty, it’s worth the inconvenience of having to go out there every three months and wait forever” but…ugh.

Wtf? I expected a fluffy chicken, not...that.

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW

AND GOOGLE MOUNTAIN CHICKEN

So I Adaarian fanficced again.

Still having lots of feels about Dorian and Inquisitor Adaar… so here’s another little fic, this one 5,500 words. I also made it a series so they’re all linked together, because apparently there is more to come.

Resonance

Mild angst with some fluff, in which Dorian realizes his feelings for the Herald of Andraste might be more than idle flirtation, and is uncertain how to respond when they may be reciprocated.

Takes place between “In Hushed Whispers” and “In Your Heart Shall Burn”.

(Also described to a friend as “fluff that’s basically 5k of Dorian going ‘oh god I actually like him wtf am I thinking, holy crap he might actually like me too’, with cameos from other party members”.)

Part 2 of the Naka-kon Dragon Age Pajama Party!

In which an Inquisition recruit discovers Cassandra’s guilty pleasure copy of Swords and Shields and Cassandra gets Leliana to help retaliate. Then Warden-Commander Cousland stumbles upon the shenanigans along with the Inquisitor (who helps out with the Anchor as a reading light), and the night ends in a great big sleepy puppy pile.

Leliana: @kitaswanderings Cassandra: @fontscosplay (Owl) Recruit: @khamsin Warden-Commander: @thevigilskeep Inquisitor: Uncredited by request

Part 1 Here

(with Leliana and Cassandra shenanigans)