Ignore My Bouncing Leg, I Was Born Without A Tail You See

Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

" d-do you ever... have difficulty staying upset with someone, e-even w-when they've hurt you? "

blood, blood, gallons of the stuff ! a collection of icky, bloody prompts for those who like to choose violence. actions are reversible. general warning for blood, violence, murder, death.

𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙺𝙴𝙽 :

" that's a lot of blood. "

" it isn't mine. "

" what did you do ? "

[ sigh ] " what did you do ? "

" come on. have a taste. "

" holy shit, are you okay ? "

" it looks worse than it feels. "

" you should see the other guy. "

" it's a good look on you. you should get covered in blood more often. "

" lean on me. "

" oh my god. oh my god, oh my god, what the fuck ? is that what i fucking think it is ? "

" . . . gross. "

[ standing over a body ] " oops. "

" is that a fucking body ? "

" look, i'm sorry, okay ? "

" what the hell happened ? "

" before you say anything, it wasn't me. "

" at least it wasn't me this time. "

" look at me. this is who i am, no matter how much you pretend it isn't. "

" look at me. this is who i am, no matter how much you wish it wasn't. "

" i'm not scared of you. "

" you don't scare me. "

" shut up and let me help you. "

" i got your shirt all bloody. "

" let's get you cleaned up. "

" that looks like it hurts. "

" i'm fine, just. . . give me a minute. "

" we are so fucked. "

" what the fuck is wrong with you ? "

" are you gonna help me clean it up or not ? "

" the fucker deserved it. "

" red looks good on you. "

" what the hell did you do ; tap - dance all over the body with ice - skates ? "

" what, did you run over the body with your car a couple times after ? "

" i. . . i didn't mean to. . . "

" sorry. fuck, i'm sorry. "

" this isn't what it looks like. "

" it was an accident. "

" motherfucker ran right into my knife, i swear. "

" people need to look both ways before crossing. . . bullets. "

" would you believe me if i said wrong place, wrong time ? "

" hey, look at me. i don't care. are you okay ? "

" they deserved it, right ? please tell me they deserved it. "

" you're bleeding. "

" what the fuck happened to you ? "

" you're getting blood on the carpet. "

" sit down before you fall down. "

" that looks like a you problem. "

𝚄𝙽𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙺𝙴𝙽 :

sender spits out a mouthful of blood at receiver's feet

sender spits out a mouthful of blood on receiver

receiver finds sender covered in blood

sender tries desperately to stop receiver's bleeding

sender helps receiver clean up after a kill

sender wipes blood from receiver's face with a washcloth

sender wipes blood from receiver's face with their thumb

sender licks receiver's blood off a knife

sender licks receiver's blood off their thumb

sender lights up a cigarette a foot away from someone they killed before offering one to receiver

receiver finds sender stood over a body

sender stitches up receiver's wound [ optional wound placement ]

sender digs their finger into receiver's wound [ optional wound placement ]

sender frantically checks receiver for injuries under all the blood

sender guides receiver's bloody hands under a faucet / water source and begins washing them clean

sender bites receiver hard enough to draw blood

sender tilts receiver's head back to staunch a nosebleed

sender draws a smiley face out of the blood they spilled :)

receiver finds sender cleaning up a kill in a daze

sender looks receiver in the eye as they shoot / stab / kill someone

sender ruffles receiver's hair, getting blood all over their hand

sender gets some of receiver's blood on them and makes a face

sender flicks blood at receiver to annoy them

sender stomps in a pool of blood to splash it on receiver

sender slips in their victim's blood but receiver steadies them before they can fall

sender steadies receiver when they slip in the blood sender spilled

receiver comes home to sender covered in blood and waiting for them with all the lights off

sender spits out a tooth and it hits receiver

sender tries to wipe blood off receiver but the blood on their hands just makes it worse

sender takes an injury meant for receiver

sender shows up on receiver's doorstep covered in blood

sender sits down quietly next to receiver after receiver kills someone

sender punches receiver in the mouth

receiver watches sender lick the blood off their fingers like its cheeto dust

sender helps receiver bury a body

sender hugs receiver just to get their victim's blood all over them <3

sender hugs receiver just to get their blood all over them <3

sender leans on receiver for support

sender kills someone to protect receiver

receiver finds sender in a frenzy maiming a body after they've already killed it

sender kills someone and the blood spatters on receiver

receiver finds sender desperately trying to wash the blood off of themself

sender kisses receiver to taste the blood on their busted lip

sender shoots / stabs receiver non - fatally as a warning

PSA to always take in consideration of tagging holiday posts such a mother’s/father’s day!

While it’s fun to write things like this on tumblr, there are some blogs that might have a squick or a trauma switch on such holidays or it even bringing back memories of grief. Not everyone will have the same life-style as you so keep it in mind!

Be kind and tag holiday posts for other’s safety and comfort!

Be sure to have things like this along the tag lines of this:

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#______ cw

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This is the best way for the blacklist system to catch the tags! Don’t put any special characters in it at all for the aesthetic, that should not be needed at all when it involves someone’s health and safety!

❛ let me come in you, please. i want to fill you up. ❜ (Soap)

smut sentence starters. / accepting!

she was certainly familiar enough by now with how straps felt and was enjoying them quite a lot, but agatha was even more intrigued when johnny said there were dildos that could be filled with fake cum to further enhance it all. she'd even sat there in front of him, watching in curiosity as he loaded up the toy. the faerie even got some onto her fingers, wanting to know how it felt. oddly sticky and pretty thick. she assumed, given its purpose, it was safe to have inside the body, so she wasn't particularly worried about that.

and now... now she would get to feel johnny cum inside of her, feeling eager for it, for him. " p-please. " she begs softly, gazing pleadingly up at him. gods, her mind is hazy. it's difficult to think, let alone form coherent words. she clings to him tighter, wrapping her legs around his waist. " please f-fill me up, johnny. i-i w-want t-to feel you cum inside me s-so bad. "

✋ miss aggie!!!

hand holding! / accepting!

when they asked if she'd like to accompany them to the upcoming livestock auction, of course agatha was excited and agreed. it meant she'd get to see cute animals! she called her boss and asked for the day off, which he happily obliged. she got ready for the day and met trevor there after he texted her the address, parking her car and walking up to him, her eyes sparkling as she smiles big and wide.

" i-i've n-never been to something l-like this before, b-b-but i-i'm so excited! we get to s-s-see so m-many cute animals!! " she was glad trevor was just, if not more so, eager as she is to see them all, her smile growing when they take her hand and lead her to the different areas where people were selling their animals. agatha squeezes their hand, feeling glad they're holding it. it was nice and grounding, helping to distract her from the large crowds of people and overlapping chatter and animal sounds. looking around, she gasps and tugs him toward where someone was selling pigs. " aww, l-look at these pigs!! a-aren't they adorable? "