El Matador In Little Goody Two Shoes AU

El Matador in Little Goody Two Shoes AU

This Opti Morphs Mock-Up is inspired by this image:

Text bc I'm lazy:

Clarissa: ESPERANZA. If my manager has me GRADUATED for drug abuse, I'm tap dancing on your grave. (while not condoning in drugs)

Esperanza: You're acting like I'm forcing you to smoke a joint, take a xanax or something.

Clarissa: NO! also @your-dead-european-ancestor page 3 is coming i promise

Lana del Rey AND The Crane Wives?! YOU'RE AMAZING!

So anyway, I made this

Edit: Some people commented with other suggestions of artists! So here’s my take (correct me if you think I’m wrong!)

Taylor Swift: Swan Maiden

The Amazing Devil: A band of travelling minstrels

Robin and the Goblins: Changeling

Cosmo Sheldrake: A researcher who studies faeries and nature

Van Canto: King of the Bards

Eurielle: Lake nymph

Sam Tinnesz: Prince from some faraway warlike kingdom

The ship name is Chrisinda.

they’re endgame just trust me

thx this is is canon now

Lokin from Opti Morphs Season 2 plsss

YOUR FAV: LOKIN FROM OPTI MORPHS SEASON 2 SMOKES WEED IN A DENNY'S PARKING LOT!

UM. SUPABLR! ALERT! AND I'M SAYING THE TRUTH, IT'S CRUCIAL!

I think elmatagirl now has a tumblr acc. I'm pretty sure we should block her.