Chadwick Boseman Was A Phenomenal Man, Actor, Husband To His Wife, And Friend And Mentor To All That

Chadwick Boseman was a phenomenal man, actor, husband to his wife, and friend and mentor to all that met him. He lives on in the hearts of his loved ones and the billions of people he inspired in his too short lifetime. My heart and best wishes go to his family who are grieving in this tragic time. He was a legend and a king, both on-screen and off.

Wakanda Forever!

No one reads this shit anyways so I can say what I want. If someone did bother I’d still say what I want. It’s a one a.m. revelation and there are most likely more to come. If this blog ever became popular or even noticed, I’m gonna have to deal with this. Not because I’m someone who has no regrets or anything. I won’t delete this post in the future because I don’t know how to.

Okay, okay, okay. So, Civil War. Yes, the dreaded divorce between Steve and Iron Man. I once theorized (yea, through Tik Tok again) that Bucky was used by Zemo as just a means to an end. Bucky was the catalyst to the destruction of the Avengers, not the cause. Why? Well, look at the most basic terms. Civil War. Every war has its battles, this one had only two. The first and initial battle happened in Germany. Then, it was just two groups with opposing perspectives pulling any allies they could in assistance. Sure, Steve fought only because they threatened Bucky, but they didn’t. No one except T’Challa did. If anything, they were trying to prevent T’Challa from killing Bucky. Tony was there because of the Accords. He didn’t care about Steve’s new pal, yeah, he was accused of killing King T’Chaka, but it was just an apprehension to Tony. He was following orders. He wanted to help Steve, to straighten everything out. The back up and potential arrests were only in a worst case scenario. And even then, once the arrests were made and he realized just how far, too far, the Accords went, Tony tried to make up for it. He realized he was wrong. And that could’ve been the end of it. Steve would’ve gone off radar, so would each of his allies, and Tony and the remaining Avengers would’ve gone on with their lives, half-heartedly chasing after Steve whenever he showed his face. That’s obviously not what happened, but it was so close to being a possibility.

Zemo is a lot like Ultron. They both hate the Avengers and want to destroy them under the guise of vengeance or protecting the people. The biggest mistakes Ultron made, which led to his defeat and death, were posing as a threat to humanity. He could’ve killed off the world’s mightiest heroes and then done away with humanity. They were already partially divided via Wanda’s mental attacks. He had almost won, but rushing it caused his plans to collapse on themselves. He went with the two-birds-one-stone solution and paired with the fact that he aligned himself with two kids with consciences and who were in way over their heads, he was bound to fail at some point. Ultron impatience caused his plan to collapse on itself. He made himself the common goal that united the Avengers and cemented their familial bonds to one another. He both failed and turned his only team members against him. Was killed by one of them. Zemo got lucky. He took advantage of an already precarious situation. The Avengers were facing the repercussions of what had happened in Sokovia. He had a plan. Ultron was technically a baby throwing a tantrum. Yes, a well informed baby that’s tantrum almost wiped out mankind, but a baby nonetheless. Zemo lost his family. He lost everything he cared about to the people sworn to protect and defend them. He was obsessed. He spent weeks, months, researching his enemies and planning for the best course of actions. Made more plans, just in case.

He found his champion, the unwilling and unwitting Bucky Barnes, who wanted nothing more than to just leave his past behind him and rediscover himself. Zemo knew that he might’ve had to wait years to reach his goals, he was vengeful not stupid. But he was just impatient enough to use Bucky whenever the opportunity presented itself, regardless of other factors or their consequences. Funnily enough, Wanda’s unfortunate slip that resulted in innocent Wakandan lives taken was the perfect opening for the start of his plan. Kill the king of a third world country and start a global outrage. If Steve Rogers was even a tenth of as loyal to Bucky as Zemo thought he was, he’d fight to the death to protect him. And once Zemo confirmed that Bucky killed the Starks under Hydra’s command and brainwashing, Tony would go into a rage that would cause a permanent rift between the Avengers. Zemo knew that his actions would end in either his arrest or death. He prepared for that, too. He deserved it. No matter how he planned it, people would die, some of them would be innocent. He’d kill himself and really cement his place in Hell. But those monsters who took his family would go down with him.

To be completely honest, Zemo felt bad for Bucky. He felt guilty having to use this struggling man, this innocent man, to achieve his goals. But in his eyes it was the only way. Because the Avengers were terrorists, and Bucky was going to help Zemo save millions of families from those dangerous and out of control people who hold little value for human life. Once again, Bucky was portrayed as a hero for a madman’s devices. It was laughable, how often this man manipulated. He’d been manipulated the majority of his much too long life. But, since he had already handled it once already, for seventy years, he would deal with it one more time for a few days until his death.

Bucky was still alive. He should’ve been killed. He wasn’t. Maybe there was a God. A God who decided that James Buchanan Barnes had had enough. Because Bucky Barnes had been to Hell, and he kept going. He was used as a pawn, twice. He’d had been trapped in his own mind, twice. He’d been turned against his best friend, twice. He’d been granted clemency and forgiveness once and it was plenty for him. He might not have thought he deserved it, but the fact that he had it at all proved that maybe he could. Maybe he could forgive himself. Maybe he could be a hero.

Why does he look so confused and mesmerized by the potted plants?😂😍

OOF HE LOOKS SO GOOOOD 😍😍😍😍😍

It’s the ___ for me *Twilight Edition* Don’t blame the characters, blame the author

Bella: It’s the being written as a powerful and independent character then falling into a damsel in distress and Stepford wife complex, being a subpar and disregarding Edward’s morals for me (if he wanted to wait till marriage to have sex, let him, sis)

Edward: It’s the superiority complex despite the clear self hatred, clear disrespect for boundaries, possessiveness,disregarding Bella’s morals (if she didn’t want to get married at 18 like her parents, then wait), stalking and misogyny for me (homie, pick a damn struggle)

Jacob: It’s the non-consensual kiss and fact that he should’ve stayed the best friend instead of being a love interest. And  it’s the fact that he should NOT have imprinted on Bella’s DAUGHTER for me

Carlisle: It’s the turning of children and barely-adults into vampires and falling for a sixteen-year-old girl when he was CLEARLY an adult for me

Esme: nothing, she’s perfect

Jasper: It’s the being a proud Confederate soldier for me

Alice: It’s the living vicariously through her family members without being considerate of their own feelings as well as aiding Edward in his obsessive (and toxic) behavior towards Bella for me (i get that she was a victim and was abused, but she could at least ask Bella and her family members if she could dress them or what they LIKED to wear) 

Rosalie: almost nothing, just a tiny thing that kinda bugs me but not really. if she had been more compassionate towards Bella when she explained her past and reasons why Bella should reconsider vampirism, then accepted that it’s Bella’s choice, it would’ve been a great friendship that everyone wanted anyway.

Emmett: nothing at all. absolutely unproblematic. we stan himbo kings that love their wife/girlfriend and live their best lives

Charlie: nothing. great friend. better dad. love him (edit: pisses me off and disappoints me to suddenly remember that not only you did nothing when Jacob assaulted your daughter, but you joked around with him about it, completely invalidating Bella’s anger, hurt, betrayal and disgust)

Renee: It’s the blatant negligence of her only daughter and forcing her to grow up quickly while being completely unaware but relying on her and a sucky baseball player completely for me

Phil: (bet y’all didn’t expect me to include this fool did’ya?) It’s the witnessing the clearly disproportionate and co-dependent mother/daughter relationship and doing/saying nothing about it when you could’ve and should’ve for me

Mike: It’s the misogyny and pining after a taken woman even after she was clearly uninterested in you while you knowingly had another girl trailing after you for me

Jessica: It’s the using Bella for popularity and then being jealous of her for snagging the hot guy while you humiliate yourself by going after guys where you’re the second choice for me (honey, you can do better than mike schmike and eddy-spaghetti and you and Bella could’ve had a beautiful friendship

Eric: nothing notable. he had a crush on Bella, but stepped off when he noticed she was both uninterested and taken.

Angela: nothing. great friend. great girlfriend. wish we had more of her.

Ben: nothing. great boyfriend. hella unproblematic.

Lauren: It’s the being a bitch to Bella for no reason for me. If there were rumors about Bella and the Cullens (we all know that there were), she started them. It’s also the fact that she wreaked herself and took it out on everyone else for me

Tyler: It’s the being inconsiderate and thinking that taking a girl to prom without asking her if she’s actually interested as a solution to nearly killing her for me

Sam: It’s the cheating on your girlfriend and then leaving her for her cousin who she was very close to THEN mauling your new girlfriend and having the gall to lecture others on their control for me

Seth, Leah, Emily, Quil, Embry, Paul, Jared and Brady (the wolf pack): unproblematic. baby. deserves the world and the universe. love them.

Renesmee: nothing wrong with her. kinda pity her. her name rhymes with resume. 

No Nuance November-Harry Potter

Despite Harry and Hermione having better chemistry than Hermione and Ron in the the books and movies, they were better as friends

Hermione wasn’t actually worshipped in the movies, they just cut out a lot of scenes where she was made fun of by her classmates

The most underrated friendship in Harry Potter: Hermione and Neville

J.K. Rowling should’ve made Fremione canon like she’d planned to, Ronmione is still a good ship, but shipping guy/girl best friends is overrated

Dramione isn’t enemies-to-lovers despite what most might think, while he was mean to her and prejudiced against her, his actual enemy was Harry, Draco wouldn’t have ever noticed her beyond surface-level recognition if it wasn’t for Harry and Ron

Any ship with Draco is at least a little toxic

Snape didn’t deserve a redemption arc, he should’ve been the traitorous villain everyone thought he was, and made the last minute decision to protect Harry because ~’my god I’m helping a psychopath murder a child’~

Lupin and Tonks shouldn’t have been killed off, at least not both of them, for one; they are restarting a cycle of murdered parents orphaning their child during a war, and two; making Harry the godfather put an immense amount of pressure on a seventeen-year-old boy who’s already dealing with the aftermath of a war

Not a single Weasley should’ve died, #justiseforfred

The movies both pressured the audience to ship Ronmione and made it hard to, the movie did their first kiss dirty, as it did with Hinny

Speaking of Hinny, they should’ve been developed way earlier than they had, it was too sudden and awkward for Harry to just realize his feelings once she gets a boyfriend

You can complain about how the cast didn’t fit the book description all you want, not a single one of you can actually imagine anyone else for any of the roles, except for maybe the Marauders

Angelina doesn’t deserve the hate she gets at all

Dumbledore’s a dick

Sirius should’ve gotten to live with Harry like the family he’d always wanted but never gotten

Harry is a moron for naming his son and daughter after Severus and Luna, I get it, Luna was his friend, but so was Hermione and Ginny didn’t get any say in it, it so appears when it was her family that was most involved in his life (I’d forgotten that Ginny was friends with Luna and I apologize for that one, but the Severus one still stands)

Did Neville and Hannah Abbott actually have any canon interaction, in the books or movies?

Voldemort was a dramatic whore

Narcissa should’ve gotten more praise for being a caring mother and helping save Harry, even if for more selfish reasons

Sirius was a bit of an idiot, who the hell can’t send a letter or message or something explaining what’s going on but can send you expensive gifts?!

Why’d the Marauders look like they were in their forties, they were like 32, tf

✨Fremione and Nuna✨