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I Was Born In 2004, Can Confirm
i was born in 2004, can confirm
“but gay people didn’t exist in the 80s”
yes, you’re right, we all just collectively spawned out of nowhere in 2004 with the release of toxic by britney spears
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More Posts from First-edition-dumpster-fire
I’ve been seeing a lot of The Black Phone fics and content on this app lately and I’ve also been putting off writing my own content for it
So here goes
My Kissing Headcanons for the Casper Crew + Finn

Bruce Yamada
-very gentle
-tries to copy methods that he sees on television or in movies
-likes to stroke two or three of his fingers down your face bc it feels more intimate to him
-cups your mid back area bc he needs both hands on you at all time and that place feels the most… appropriate
-absolutely adores short kisses from you bc they feel like an afterthought or instinctual; like kissing him is as essential as breathing. just give my boy lots of little pecks, he loves them
Robin Arellano
-a bit too passionate that it always seems kinda inappropriate
-doesn’t give two shits about propriety or others, he’s paying more attention to the important things
-cups your face to ensure all of your attention is on him
-kisses always escalate no matter how chaste they start off
-there’s a special place in his heart for the kisses where you bring him in by his jacket or hair, makes him feel good about himself long after they’re over
Vance Hopper
-very rarely kisses you
-can go from 0 to 100 very quickly depending on whether or not people are around
-if so, don’t expect kisses at all, he won’t bc he doesn’t like the idea of people seeing you that way
-surprisingly enough he tries very hard to be gentle, not always successful but he tries
-he’ll never admit it aloud, but his favorite kisses are the ones you initiate. he likes feeling like he’s wanted. doesn’t even matter what kind of kiss it is, as long as you start it
Billy “Paperboy” Showalter
-a slow kisser
-he’s a bit of a go-getter; he knows what he wants and if it’s okay with you, he’s gonna get it
-likes to wrap his arms around you when he kisses you, even if it’s a short kiss
-likes to do multiple kisses in one sitting
-his favorite type are the firm, serious kisses. the ones where he has trouble breathing from afterward. the ones that have you struggling to re-open your eyes for a while
Griffin Stagg
-he doesn’t tolerate PDA
-he’s a very fluttery, quick kisser
-honestly, he might just prefer the times where you kiss his cheek or jaw
-unlike Vance, who hates PDA bc of other people, Griffon doesn’t like how it makes him feel
-his favorite kisses are the ones you put all over his face, rather than just his lips. makes him feel like your marking all of his features as your favorite. it makes him feel seen too, as if every kiss is telling him that you’ve noticed him
Finn Blake
-clumsy but hot kisser
-he just gets really excited, and doesn’t figure out how he wants to kiss you before he’s already doing it
-another one who needs his hands on you, usually cupping your jaw/neck area
-he likes feeling how flutter-y his kisses make you; gives him a much-needed confidence boost
-unlike Bruce, Finn feels like short kisses don’t convey love enough. long, passionate kisses are what get him going bc it feels like your putting the time and effort to show him how much you love him. always wraps you in his arms during these kisses
Do you take requests for The Black Phone?
yes, hi, so sorry for the late response.
whatever your ask is, i can probably make it happen so long as it goes okay with the rules on my previous posts
thank you so much for asking, i really appreciate the interactions, and again, sorry for the late reply
hello!
i actually have to delete this account because of an email error, but i will be making a new one called
second-edition-dumpster-fire
i’ll be copy pasting all of my drafts, including the first chapter of my DwaynexOC fic if you’re truly interested
but i’m really interested in writing this fic and writing for requests so if you wouldn’t mind spreading the word and following my new account, I’d really appreciate it
Dwayne x Latina!Witch!OC
outline, please read if you’re interested in this and LET NE KNOW. Don’t just like, feel free to message me bc i’m going through a bit of a writer’s block so some encouragement and demand would help me along. Plus, the lack of fanfics in this fandom is criminal.

In a universe where Max took his time romancing Lucy (seriously, why did the entire plot of the movie occur over the course of a few days? like, i get the whole “horror movie needs to be fast-paced” aspect, but time skips are real and it would’ve built more suspense. also the reveal would’ve been better) over the course of a few months, gaining the trust and tolerance of Michael and Sam, as well as acclimating his Lost Boys to the whole “nuclear family” thing. That way, they all become friends. Except Sam is super suspicious due to the Frog brothers, and so is Grandpa and Nanook. It’ll start out the same way though, except the OC will be joining, too.
Sorry, sorry, *ahem* The Plot:
Jessamine Agustin is a floaty witch who likes to keep her presence in the corporeal world to a minimum. However, due to some personal tragedies and unexpected news, she decided the best and safest option would be to build roots and hone in her abilities more seriously. Where better than the murder capital of the world; Santa Carla? Teeming with the spirit life she so adores, Jessamine can safely practice her arts without scrutiny since most of the speculation revolves around the mysterious and ever growing Missing Persons population.
Jessamine is hired by Grandpa as a caretaker and assistant the same day as the Emersons move to town. Though initially cautious and disproving since she was supposed to take care of her father, Lucy is soon convinced of the new arrangement when it becomes easier for her to find a better job.
Grandpa gives Jessamine a lot of leeway as a employee and she often finds herself hanging out with Michael and Sam on the boardwalk. This is where the meets the dark and mysterious quartet, an odd energy surrounding them. Curiosity turns to friendship, which becomes affection towards the tall, dark and handsome biker, Dwayne.
A lot of problems arise as both a result of her presence, and that of Dwayne’s increasing affections, and the whole gang - made up of humans, witches, vampires and vampire hunters - have to find a way to get along to survive long enough to find solutions.
Hello all!
i appreciate the likes and follows on all of my previous works but unfortunately due to an e-mail error, i can no longer use this account the way i want to.
i’ll be using a new account : second-edition-dumpster-fire.
i will not be deleting this account, just signing out and using a new one so that people may enjoy my past works
i will be saving all of my drafts and editing them on my new account.
i will be continuing my newest fic “Darkness Within the Light” which is a The Lost Boys fic about Dwayne and an OC. it currently has no chapters that have been published.
Please, if you liked this account and my writing, follow the account listed above and spread the word to like-minded individuals
and please, if you decide to, let me know bc i really do appreciate anyone who’s read and liked my work
thank you and goodbye from here
great, now i’m gonna be disappointed if this it not in season 3😭😭😭😭😭
Imaginary Polin Season 3 Scene:
Penelope: Marina was wrong about you.
Colin: What did she say?
Penelope: That you weren’t like other gentlemen who played games, but you do. Why else would you pretend to care about me & my family and play the part of the dashing hero?
Colin: Of course I care about you. I told you, you are my friend…
Penelope: Not an hour after you told me that I was special to you, you were mocking me behind my back with your real friends. I was looking for Eloise when I heard you all laughing at me. Did you think I’d never find out? Perhaps it is your opinion that I am such an undesirable wallflower, I should be grateful for the pity you call friendship.
Colin: I do not pity you…
Penelope: Then you are ashamed of being acquainted with me. Either way let us be clear, I am not special to you and I know that now. My mama told me as much but I did not heed her because I trusted you. But the truth is you are no friend of mine and I was a fool for believing otherwise.
Colin: Penelope, please… you are upset. Perhaps some fresh air would… *he reaches for her and she pulls away*
Penelope: The air here is fine and I must remind you that I am not yours to touch. I was good to you. I was a true friend when you needed one & I always would have been. You will never fool me again. Do not write me letters or try to take me by the hand and if your mother tells you to dance with me, I ask that you refrain. You are nothing but a distraction when I should be focusing on finding someone who truly sees me. That is what I deserve, a good and kind man to marry and build a life with. That is my purpose after all. You may never grasp this but I am a woman now, and I want a man. I can no longer waste my time with a boy like you. Enjoy the season Mister Bridgerton.
Colin: *speechlessly looking like a sad puppy *
