Okay Tumblrs Exclusion From The Twitter Social Media Ban List Is Hilarious But Genuinely We Do Not Belong

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

in the most genuinely kind way, queer christians will always be the weirdest motherfuckers you’ve ever met

saw new users saying they don't block bots bc "they inflate follower count 😌" and "what's the point" like who's gonna tell them (1) Noone cares about follower count and you can't even see it and (b) You have to bc they are using you to legitimize their dodgy links. They don't care about your aesthetic cat pics and lightning mcqueen fanfiction. They are using you.

Imagine talking to a hot girl on tinder who's kinda odd and quirky but also way too pretty to be talking to you in the first place. And then she wants to meet up at an odd place to hook up and you figure alright I'm either getting laid or having my organs sold in the black market, win-win in my books, so you go meet up.

But once you get there, there's no girl or anyone throwing a bag over your head to take you to a secondary location. Just an alien who goes "oh shit, that's a rare one", and snaps a few photos of you for their personal collections.

You fucking hate it when they do that. Spotting humans in the wild is all fine for a boring-ass hobby, but using fake mating calls to lure you in is just fucking cheating.

No, no, NO! You don’t understand! If they were going to make a movie called “Goncharov” it would have to be a modern REBOOT of the 1973 film. Then everyone would have the right to consume the media while simultaneously complaining about how “it isn’t as good as the original” or “I can’t BELIEVE that they left out the iconic part XYZ”. We get to watch the film and preserve the original. Everyone wins.

not an ask but thank you for being supportive of trans people <3

Thank you! That reminds me, this is a good chance to post a funny story that happened a few months ago.

Someone DM'd me on Twitter asking if she could send me a picture to do something creepy with. I checked their bio and profile and it was full of TERF bullshit, so I decided I'd go along in a way...

Since people loved the concept of "Pride Flag Found Footage", I ended up making more with a bunch of other flags! Here's a few of them:

A malevolent deity that is said to be the originator of Bisexual Lighting and its corrupting force.

Picture by @TheGreatBambi_ and flag by Peter Salanki on flickr.

"I swear it's real! It wasn't the wind or anything. I could swear that lesbian flag was *slithering* towards me."

Picture by @EDGEinthewild!

"Oh, you mean you're seeing the Pan Flag? Poor lad. They say if you see it once, it will never leave you. It's everywhere, always floating just at the edge of your vision. You better get used to it."

Background image by @Qatsss!

Looking back, you realize it was there all along. Just lurking… Was it watching over? Protecting you? Or maybe it was biding its time, waiting for the right moment to attack.

Picture by @meaniezombeanie!

"look dude idk what it was... i think it was some kinda asexual flag or smth, just floating there, menacingly"

Background pic by @oakydeer!