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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON
Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
Zuko: *speaks*
Katara: nevermind I hate him
I said to myself that I would never just sit in the auditorium twiddling my thumbs waiting for my scene when I had an ensemble role. So here I am now with an ensemble role, writhing fanfiction in the wings.
Thinking about how possum carry their children on their back.
Shoutout to Haikyuu!! for showing the diversity of the autism spectrum!
We have :
Ushijima "I have no idea of what’s going on" Wakatoshi
Kageyama "I can’t read social cues & it pisses me off" Tobio
Sakusa "Don’t you dare touch me" Kiyoomi
Akaashi "I felt overwhelmed and anxious so I made some very specific lists to feel better" Keiji
Kozume "I was just looking for Pokémon Tier Lists online and ended up not eating, drinking or sleeping for the last 24 hours" Kenma
Kita "Do not disturb my routine under any circumstances" Shinsuke (+ bonus point for the "crackly" jacket)
An SR-71 Blackbird once flew from LA to Washington DC in 64 minutes. Average speed of the flight: 2145mph.
Imagine talking to a hot girl on tinder who's kinda odd and quirky but also way too pretty to be talking to you in the first place. And then she wants to meet up at an odd place to hook up and you figure alright I'm either getting laid or having my organs sold in the black market, win-win in my books, so you go meet up.
But once you get there, there's no girl or anyone throwing a bag over your head to take you to a secondary location. Just an alien who goes "oh shit, that's a rare one", and snaps a few photos of you for their personal collections.
You fucking hate it when they do that. Spotting humans in the wild is all fine for a boring-ass hobby, but using fake mating calls to lure you in is just fucking cheating.
i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
Undertale - Hot Dog French Fries (Extended Version)
Hard to believe it’s been a year already… I guess you all asked for this
Up on Youtube for better quality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BwygBWGhRQ
Credits: Original song ‘Skeletons’ by DomFera Choreography for the first dance section by @brakken
Azriel: *wakes up the next day to find the hallway full of eggs*
Cassian: *cooking Nesta breakfast*
Cassian: Hey Nes, how do you like your eggs?
Nesta:
Nesta: 😏
Nesta: Fertilised
Cassian: *drops the pan and forgets about breakfast*
I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
I’m walking to my Next course but these Three Polite little fellows are Waiting here too?? This is so Funny, did You all Take the bus Here?