It Canon That Tobias Grandmother Fucking Killed Someone.

It canon That Tobias grandmother fucking killed someone.

Guys dreams are weird

I had this dream where Markiplier was in my room playing some video game

(I remember watching Gloom play the game I just forgot what it was called)

to cheer me up and after he managed to do that he was making a bunch of jokes and allowing me to take a pic cuz I wanted to brag to my friend about him being here but instead I just keep getting us weird pics of animal crossing which made us go into their world. After being separated from Mark I tried seducing this deer lady into letting me buy her coffee shop for my village. Than my parents suddenly appeared and made me go to GameStop to where my mom won't stop complaining about need tampons, my dad agree to get her some and just disappeared. So I went to buy a ds game and the workers there thought I was suicidal because of that so they made me sit down next to this dude who totally killed someone to talk about my feelings. So in the end I managed to get away by getting them to talk about trollhunters.

Connor wearing new clothes after becoming a deviant and changing from his normal android wear

Markus: I like your new coat

Connor: Thanks it was 50% off

Markus: I would like it better if it was 100% off ;)

Connor: The store can’t just give out stuff for free

Markus: That’s not what I-

Connor: That’s a terrible way to run a business Markus..

The Coffee Machine Broke

Sebastian: *Holding the broken coffee maker* Alright, who broke it. I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Waylon: I did, Sebastian. I broke it-

Sebastian: No, no, you didn’t. Ok, Upshur?

Miles: Don’t look at me. Look at Mercer.

Alex: What? I didn’t break it.

Miles: Huh, that’s weird- how did you even know it was broken?

Alex: *Incredious stare* Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Miles: …Suspicious.

Alex: No, it’s not.

Desmond: If it’s matter…probably not but… Delsin was the last one to use it.

Delsin: Liar! I didn’t even drink that crap!

Desmond: Oh, really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Delsin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Desmond!

Waylon: Alright, let’s not fight! I broke it; let me pay for it, Sebastian!

Sebastian: No! Who broke it?

Alex: Castellanos. Langermann has been awfully quiet.

Blake: Really?!

Alex: Yeah, really.

Waylon: Oh my God…

All: *Argue*

Sebastian: *To Aiden while everybody fights in the background* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick… Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Stupid cat didn't even SAY THANK YOU